Young & Hungry

*I love to live alone*

*'cause I'm in my cleaning zone*

Gabi, hi!

How are you? How's Switzerland?

Have you learned how to yodel yet?

You ask me that every week

and the answer is still no-de-lay-hee-hoo!

Gets me every time.

Wait a minute. It's not Sunday night.

Why are you calling me now?

I just missed ya.

How did flambe week go?

Fla-mazing.

I learned how to make a peppercorn steak with brandy,

how to burn down a restaurant,

how to make Crepe Suzette...

Wait, wait. Back up.

So, the secret is actually lemon zest...

Back it up a little more.

Something about burning a restaurant down?

Yeah. There may have been a teeny-tiny major fire.

The French alcohol that I was using

was a little higher proof than I realized.

I blame the metric system.

Did they?

No, they blamed me.

Oh, you poor thing. What are you gonna do?

Come home?

Oh, my god! You're here!

They kicked me out.

Aw, you okay?

No-de-lay-hee-hoo!

Well, overall, it sounds like you had a great time.

But don't you think

we should talk about the elephant in the room?

Yes, Sofia, listen, I'm going to get a job

and I'm going to be able to pay rent.

I promise. - No, I was talking about Josh.

Oh, that elephant.

So, what's your plan?

It's funny you should ask.

I was gonna go to his place straight from the airport,

I was going to look him right in the eye and say,

"The way that I left was hurtful and horrible

and I am so, so sorry.

Can you ever forgive me?"

Well, why didn't you? - I got scared.

When I was in Switzerland, I tried reaching out.

I called him and I texted him.

But then I felt like I should just leave him alone.

Why? -'Cause he wrote back, "Leave me alone."

But now that I'm home, I really want to see him.

But why? Because you feel guilty?

Because you want to apologize?

You still have feelings for him?

Yes, yes, and I don't know.

Oh, my god!

Do you think that I subconsciously burnt down that restaurant

so that I could come home early and see him?

No!

And that is what you will tell the police and everyone.

I still can't believe

you're controlling that with your phone.

Yeah. With my app,

you can control it with any phone.

It's kind of like a universal TV remote,

but for drones.

Two things that everyone loves.

Drones and people always on their phones.

I want to buy it.

Like I told you before, the app isn't for sale.

Well, here's something new.

How about I buy your whole company?

Not interested.

I'll give you half a billion dollars. - Interested.

Yolanda, if Josh sells his company to Kal,

I will be the publicist

to one of the richest men in San Francisco.

And I'll be washing the underpants

of one of the richest men in San Francisco.

Yours sounds better.

Josh is about to hit it big

and his whole team will share the glory.

Except you.

You're new.

No one cares about you.

Who hurt you?

I'll get it! This is the best day ever.

Hi!

Oh, my god! It returned!

Go away!

Please, Elliot.

I just need to talk to Josh.

No! You will never set foot in this house again...

Oh, my damn, Gabi! Come on in!

No, Yolanda! I forbid it.

Forbid this.

Gabi? - Hey, Josh.

Is it me or did it just get awkward in here?

You're back early.

Yeah, about that.

Listen, I kinda wanted to talk to you about something.

Elliot, maybe we shouldn't stand here and watch this.

You're right. Let's stand over there.

If this is about your job,

I actually hired a new chef.

Yeah, I know, Yolanda told me.

Here she is. Adriana.

This is Gabi, my ex-- chef-- ex-chef.

Oh, you're Gabi.

Or as Elliot calls you,

"She who must not be named."

Pleased to meet you. - Very nice to meet you.

So, is now a good time for us to--

Never! He doesn't want to talk to you!

Is that true, Josh? Do you not want to talk to me?

Of course he wants to talk to you!

He's got a lot of feelings he needs to let out!

Because I have feelings that I need to let out, too.

Starting with I'm sorry.

You can save your apology! He has moved on!

The hell he has!

Yolanda, stay out of it!

Stop!

You! You! Out!

Someone's wound a little tight!

Look, Elliot's right.

You don't need to apologize to me.

I've moved on. Everything's cool.

In case you were wondering, a seagull ate your dessert, not me.

I better be off.

Kal, this is my former chef Gabi.

She just got back

from a really fancy apprenticeship in Switzerland.

Ooh, an apprenticeship in Europe. You must be good.

I'm looking for a chef. Are you interested?

Excuse me? - Excuse me?

I'm sorry. We haven't been properly introduced.

I just moved in next door. I'm kal. I'm a billionaire.

Next door?

Listen, Josh, the last thing I want to do

is make you feel awkward.

What? Me? No. You! Awkward! Me? What?

Look, we had a little thing before she left.

Actually, we didn't. We almost did.

Well, I really don't want to get into the middle of a thing.

There was no thing. Did you not just hear me?

No thing happened.

And since there was no thing,

there's nothing to get in the middle of.

Just a bunch of-- air.

So, you're cool if I take the job?

Cool! Me! What? Yes! Cool! Me! Yeah! Job. Take.

You're sure? - I mean, is no one hearing what I'm saying?

Is this thing on? Take the job.

Okay. I guess I'll take it. Thank you.

Great! Can you start right away?

I've got a very important business dinner tomorrow night,

And I really have to impress the guy.

Oh, who's the guy?

Me.

I still can't believe it.

Only you would get a job

that just so happens to be across the hall from the elephant.

I know! But I asked the elephant a hundred times

and he said he was cool with it.

So what am I supposed to do? I need a job.

Well, on that note, take a seat.

Sofia, I don't need one of your pep talks

that's actually a lecture.

Oh! But you do.

This new job is a fresh start.

SO, TO HELP YOU STAY ON TRACK,

I've put together a little list of "dos and don'ts".

"Do act professional.

"Don't have sex with your boss.

"Do wear pants.

Don't take them off."

Sofia, I'm not gonna sleep with--

"Do prepare a delicious dinner tonight for Kal and Josh.

"Don't engage with Josh. Don't look at him.

Don't talk about the past. Don't talk about the future."

But what if-- - Don't.

But what if he-- - Don't.

But what if he-- - Don't.

Okay, fine. You're right, Sofia.

Man, how did I ever make it in switzerland without you?

You didn't.

You burned down a restaurant.

Oh, my god. Gabi, this looks amazing.

Well, your place is amazing.

I especially love the piano.

is it a grand? -oh, it cost way more than that.

Listen, Kal, I just want you to know

That tonight's dinner with Josh

is going to be completely professional.

why wouldn't it be? -it would be.

That's Josh.

I'm going to go in the other room.

Could you announce me how they do on Downton Abbey?