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What'd she 53v?

Hi, Bruce. How are you?

0k, ok, so you can't read English.

Ican't get through to him at all.

Can you call a friend?

Here's a ”st of your rights in Spanish.

Ma'am, miss, miss, can I help you?

Those are your rights.

Comprendes?

No read espanol.

Look, is Gomez in the building?

Idoh't khow, sarge.

Will you go find him

and get him to talk to this guy?

Yes, miss, can I help vou?

U m, detective pa rke r.

Is he expecting vou? Yes.

Your name?

0h. Eileen McHenry.

Gomez! Gomez?

Hablos espanol, senorita?

Gomez!

No, I'm sorry.

The lihe's busy.

Will you have a seat?

0k.

Gomez?

14 muggihgs, 3 rapes,

a knifing on water street,

and 6 assorted burglaries.

Who needs you guys?

This squad room needs us guys.

This squad room is dihgy and grimy.

You're screwing up the whole joint.

We won't be able to find anything

till a week after you're gone.

We do a thorough iob.

Yeah. We didn't ask to come here.

You think we got nothin' better to do

than smear around here all day?

Yeah, you think this

is an interesting iob or something?

It's a boring job.

Everything is apple greeh.

Ha. You think that's interesting?

The ceiling is apple greeh,

them stairways is apple greeh,

ho, ho! Oh, that's some interesting job all right.

Yeah, last month, we were at faneuil hall.

That was an interesting iob.

What?

Faneuil hall?

That was the best iob we ever had.

Every one of them markets.

You know them markets in there.

Every one of them markets

was a different color.

That was a good iob.

Yeah. This is a crappy iob.

It's crappy, and it's boring.

Siobs.

How's that?

Nothing.

What department you guys from anyway?

Public works.

Maintenance...

Ahd repair.

Hey! Where's my lawyer?

Another county heard from...

You said he was on his way.

He is on his way. Shut up!

Why don't you guys paint this place

in June instead of November

when all the windows are closed?

What's the matter?

You're stinking up the joint.

That's what's the matter.

It stunk in here even before we got here.

I'll tell you guys one thing,

you'd never make it in the sistine chapel.

Son of a bitch!

87th squad. Detective meyer.

Parks commissioner Cooper will be killed

unless I receive $5,000 before noon tomorrow.

More later.

What?

Hi, Willis, what's with our friend?

I stopped for some coffee on my way home.

I'm standing at the counter

waiting to pay my check,

and I feel somebody's hand in my back pocket.

Guess who it is.

Who?

It's Lewis here.

I don't understand you.

Best damn pickpocket in the precinct,

and he chooses a cop for a Mark.

So you had your back to me.

So I made a mistake. What do you want?

Oh, man. You made a big mistake.

Hey, it ain't that funny, you know.

I think it's funny. To me, it's funny.

Hi. How are ya?

You don't need this. Copy it from the last one.

So what in hell were you doing

at the back door of that supermarket?

I was...

Yeah?

Yeah, what?

What's your answer?

| forgot the question.

Yeah, so did I.

What were you doing at the back of...

Miss mchenrv. Yes.

Parker will be right with you.

Thank you.

I know, I know. What do you think, Steve?

Hell, I don't know.

He ask for anybody in particular?

No. He just started talking

the minute I told him it was me.

Well, maybe it's a crank.

Could be, but I don't know. I don't know.

I really don't.

Why pick on us?

Well, the first time you don't

pay any attention to these goddamn things,

that's when something happens.

You really worried about it?

Look, I admit it sounds like a crank,

but it scared the hell out of me.

Well...

I'm getting out of here.

I'll call commissioner Cooper as soon as I get home.

Anybody wants me, that's where I'll be.

Good. Who's relieving?

Uh...

Kling... kling and brown.

Yeah, well, have them check with me

as soon as they get in.

I hope it's a crank.

So do I.

What the hell are you supposed to be?

What the hell do you think I'm supposed to be?

I'm supposed to be a bum.

Why?

Because they're setting fire to bums downtown.

Ifigured I'd dress up like a bum...

Anybody want coffee?

No, we don't want any of your coffee.

What the hell are you supposed to be?

A bum, you scthck.

There's such a thing as carrying

an impersonation too damn far.

Want a cup of coffee?

No, no. I'm not gonna go around with you

in those filthy clothes. Are you kidding?

Did you call your wife?

No, why?

'Cause you haven't called her in over an hour,

and if you don't call her, she doesn't feed ya.

Oh, come on. Uhh.

You're married to a yenta.

Don't remind me.

Mm-hmm.

Those are filthy clothes.

Ho ho ho!

Filthy. They're really...

I've seen dirty clothes. That's it.

Good night, sweetheart.

See you later, Bert.

Yeah, bye.

Look at these prints there.

This woman's got prints like an armadillo.

No wonder she's a bickbocket.

Ever see any prints like that before?

87th squad. Kling here.

You've undoubtedly decided by now

that I'm a crank.

Look at that. Huh.

I am not.

Who is this?

I was quite serious about what I promised.

Parks commissioner Cooper will be killed

unless I receive $5,000 by noon tomorrow.

This is how I want it.

Have you got a pencil?

Mister, why'd you bick on us?

Because you're inept.

What?

Pencil ready?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

I want the money in 55 and 105.

Need I mention, they must not be marked?

Mister, do you know what extortion is?

I know what it is.

Don't try keeping me on the line.

I plan to hang up long before

you can effect a trace.

Do you know the penalty for extortion, sir?