VeggieTales: Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Noah's Umbrella

Okay, Larry,

it's time for the theme song.

Um , yeah , bob, what do I do?

Hmm , let's see...

I know, you play the guitar.

Bob, I don't have any hands.

Oh, you're right.

Okay.. . You play this.

Oh, I don't want to play that,

I'll look silly.

Oh, come on, it'll be fun.

Nope, not going to do it.

It's for the kids.

Oh, okay.

But they better not laugh.

Alright,

you'd better get on out there.

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,

bom, bom, bom...

if you like to talk to tomatoes,

if a squash can make you smile,

if you like to waltz with potatoes

up and down the produce aisle...

have we got a show for you.

Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales,

Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales,

Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales,

Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales,

broccoli,

celery,

got to be...

Veggie Tales!

lima beans,

collard greens,

peachy keen...

Veggie Tales!

cauliflower,

sweet and sour,

half an hour,

Veggie Tales.

There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a show

like Veggie Tales.

There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a show

like Veggie Tales.

It's time for Veggie Ta-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales.

Hi Kids!

And welcome to VeggieTales!

I'm Bob the Tomato!

Uh.. .Larry?.. . what's with the bag?...

Uh.. . Larry who?

Larry who? Wha- Larry you!

The cucumber has left the building.

Larry, quit goofin' around - everybody knows it's you.

They do?

W-Well... yeah.

Oh, Bob, I'm so ashamed.

I don't want the kids to see me like this.

Like what?

Like this.

Larry, you look fine, what are you ashamed about?

Before the show, I stopped for lunch at Burger Bell...

Yeah...

Well, I ordered the 4 piece nuggets

with fries and a milk...

and...

And it came with a toy,

but I couldn't get it out of the wrapper -

I think it's a wind-up Chihuahua.

Uh... huh...

Well, just before I dipped my first nugget,

I bowed my head and sang a little song -

thanking God for my yummy lunch.

My mom and dad always taught me to thank God for my food.

Well that's great.

It went...

God is great! God is good!

Let us thank Him for our.. .nuggets!

Larry, this is a lovely story,

but I still don't know why...

They laughed at me, Bob.

What? Who laughed at you?

The kids in the other booth.

They laughed at me for singing over my nuggets.

Well that wasn't nice!

No, it wasn't.

And now I'm doomed to a life of shame.

Larry.

You are not doomed to a life of shame -

singing or praying over a meal

is nothing to be embarrassed about.

But they laughed at me!

I'm thinking we might shift gears today.

Joey, from Philadelphia -

We'll get to your question on the next show -

I think today we need to tell a story

that's going to help Larry out.

A story for me?

This requires immediate attention.

Thanks, Joey. I owe you one.

He'll never find me in here!

Forty, forty-one, forty-two, forty three...

This is my best hiding place ever!

Gummi Worms!

My favorite!

This way, boys!

You said we were going fishing.

Yeah, what's in the bag?

Gather close, boys. I've already made my catch!

Wow!

You're good! You caught pre-mounted pickerel!

No, silly!

This is the famous Muskie of forty-seven!

The Muskie of forty-seven?

That's farmer brown's record breaking catch!

It's been missing for a week!

They must've taken it!

Is that one of them singing fish?

Ah-ha-ohh! Can't catch me.

Ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha! Can't catch me.

It's the Academy Award of Trophy fish!

And now it's mine!

Not if I can help it!

I'm gonna to return that mounted muskellunge

to its rightful owner!

Oh yeah?! Says who?

Says, Minnesota Cuke!

Well, goody two-shoes, Minnesota Cuke,

catch us if you can!

Sixty-eight, sixty-nine,

seventy, seventy-one, seventy-two...

I'll have to remember that trick!

Catch of the day!

Ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five...

Ah, ha...

Ah-ha-ohh! Can't catch me.

This isn't funny!

I'm just trying to do the right thing!

Ah-ha-ohh! Can't catch me.

Ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha! Can't catch me.

One million forty...

Ah-ha-ohh! Can't catch me.

Ha.. .Ha...

WOOoOOOOooOOOooOOOoo!

Ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha!

Can't catch me.

I don't even know why I try to rescue that thing.

Can't catch me.

Marten!

If one more person - or - fish ever laughs at me again,

I'm gonna quit!

Um, Minnesota...

I have someone who-

I don't like being laughed at, Marten!

Minn, I think you need to just take a deep breath

and calm down a bit.

Hhuuuunhnhnhnhp!

There that's better. Now don't you feel more calm?

I'd like to introduce you to- You can let it out now.

Hhhoooooooooo!

I'd like to introduce you-

OOhhh, mail call.. . What's this?

A package from my ol' buddy Professor Rattan. Cool!

Stamps from Mexico!

To Minnesota Cuke, keep away from Wicker!

Remind me not to go to Pier One.

Who are you?

Minn, I'd like to introduce you to...

Humphrey Muffet!

Uh, yes, and Mr. Muffet, this is-

Minnesota Kook! We meet at last!

That's "Cuke".

That's what I said.

No, you said "kook", like "crazy".

It's "Cuke", as in "CYOOK-cumber".

Kook-umber?

No, it's-

But you said...

Just call me Minn.

As in "minimum?"

As is "Minnesota."

That's "MN."

What's MN?

Short for Minnesota.

I'm tall for my age.

What?

What?

Anyway, Mr. Muffet has a quest for you.

Well, it better not involve anything embarrassing,

'cause I don't want to be laughed at any more!

Oh, no, nothing like that.

You see, in my back yard,

I'm building a Bible-themed goldfish pond!

That's it, I'm outta here.

No wait, Minn. Hear him out.

He's loopy!

No, he's eccentric.

What's the difference?

He's rich. Eccentric is loopy with money.

Uh-huh, I made my fortune from a poem I wrote

about my daughter.