Child of Satan

Excuse me do you speak any English?

Do you speak English, anyone?

English?

Se habla Ingles.

You speak English?

Si, yes!

Yes, yes!

I um, I think I'm lost.

I uh, I-I lost my friends three, um, three um,

guys that look kinda like me but not really like me

but they're Americans.

- Ah Americanos. - Si Americanos.

Yes?

Yes.

- Oh! - I've seen plenty

of them, everywhere!

That's uh, that's uh just not gonna help.

Uh, oh boy.

Oh, I need to find them.

I need...

They're around somewhere.

Yeah, they're around somewhere.

That's brilliant.

Oh boy.

Oh hi.

I have no idea what you're saying, but ok.

Hey hey hey hey, where you going?

Okay, I'll go.

Hey!

Hey-

She a loco girl.

That's okay.

She's harmless, sort of.

But, if you're looking for something unusual,

I can do much better than that.

No no no, I gotta, I need to find my friends.

I think you should come with me.

Come.

We'll find your friends.

Hey do you speak English?

No.

- Vamos! - You'll help me

find my friends?

- Vamos. - Okay, vamos.

Another word I don't know what that means.

We go! We go...

Ah, oh.

I get it.

You're a fortune teller, right?

Ok, I'm on it...

I need to find my friends.

Oh don't doubt the supernatural my friend.

Nah, I don't really believe in that stuff, so...

It's the day of the dead.

Time to set aside the world you know.

It's not necessary to believe, it just is.

Uh hm.

Think of it as entertainment if you like.

Okay, let's do this.

Now, in order for us to search into the deepest

part of the universe, we must relax our minds.

So drink!

Drink.

Ah!

Just one drink and then we go find my friends.

Drink.

Oh.

Ah, yes, yes.

Hello, hello, wake up, wake up!

Oh God!

Wake up!

Fuck!

Allison what are you doing here?

Your shift was over two hours ago.

Uh, guess my watch stopped.

Sure.

You know that girl in there

has been asking for you.

Oh she has?

I'll go and check on her.

Seems like a great girl.

She is.

You bought her that bike that was in there

the other day, didn't you?

She's been in ER for three days.

Her parent's can't even afford to admit her,

let alone buy her a bike.

You know she's not gonna be around

long enough to enjoy it?

She will, don't say that.

Oh my God, Stupa!

I thought you went back to India?

No my in-laws came from India, and they

don't want me to travel unless...

How, you too?

You didn't even tell me about this!

Surprised?

Crazy!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello.

There she is...

How are you?

I'm good.

I was getting a little worried

you weren't coming back to the States.

Oh my God are you crazy?

I wouldn't miss this even

if I have to fire asses all the way there.

Get your butt in there.

How was Paris?

Oh my God Ali, it is amazing.

Yeah?

I booked a contract to design kids clothes.

That's awesome.

Thank you.

So when am I gonna see you on fashion magazines?

I don't plan on being famous anytime soon,

but enough about me.

Look at you.

That little turkey is about to pop out.

Hey, enough with the turkey stuff.

I'm packing a lady killer in here.

No doubt you are.

And soon you're gonna have two.

Okay, now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable.

Tara.

Great seeing ya.

Okay, you know you're not public property.

Or I would have to kill you.

Well fortunately for me you couldn't kill a cockroach.

Don't count on it.

Best behavior you two.

So how'd you get wrapped up into this?

Poker night was canceled.

Why does this scarf look so familiar?

Ali has one similar to it with her initials on it.

We got it whenever we were visiting New York.

Very pretty.

You look good.

You look good.

I like your shirt.

You do?

You should know.

You're a fashionista, right?

True.

So children's clothing?

Children's clothing, yes.

- They're so lucky. - I love kids.

So lucky.

Thanks.

You're lucky too.

Thanks.

Look at this.

Baby shower.

Amazing, so much fun.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

What are we talking about here?

Baby showers.

It's in the freezer,

There's ice cream...

I know she has her...

Okay, hang on.

Alright everybody, quiet down, quiet down.

Down.

Very good.

Dear friends and family.

It is our privilege to be part of this wonderful

and exciting baby shower.

Our darling Ali, not only is she

a loving and dedicated nurse to sick kids,

but she is also a very nice human being.

And I know she's gonna make

an awesome mother too.

Thank you.

So we wish her luck, 'cause she'll need it.

I know, I got two kids of my own.

Right?

Yay!

Thank you guys, thank you.

Thank you guys.

You guys are all awesome.

Thank you.

Alright, enough mushy stuff.

Let's open presents.

Boy it's dark Al.

What is it?

Oh wow, it's the eclipse, I read about it this morning.

Wow.

I have not seen an eclipse since I was a child.

Ali, come and take a look.

That's so beautiful.

What is it?

Oh.

Doesn't it kinda put you in the mood?

No no, not what I was thinking.

Wow that really lame you guys.

In the mood, seriously?

Over an eclipse?

And that is definitely what got you