Kothaga Maa Prayanam (కోతగా మా ప్రయణం)

KOTHAGA MAA PRAYANAM.

Extracted - A. R. Xoy

Hell with this life!

It's infinite when we cannot figure it out

and if it is understood, then it is the end.

Every moment I imagine,

I'm getting to know that my life is going far away from me.

I didn't know unless my heart stuck at a girl,

that I did a mistake by meeting a lot of girls in my life.

My name is,

Karthik... Karthik... Karthik...

"After having some beer and rum"

"To a peg of brandy,"

"Add an ice cube"

"After mixing it"

"If you consume the cocktail,"

"It's dedicated to you"

"Among men, virtuous people stand apart"

"Among idiots, jerks stand apart"

"Beloved of the Bounteous,"

"You will go to come if you listen"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"You'll be ruined if you date a single girl"

"You'll become a great person if you date the trendy women"

"You'll be ruined if you date a single girl"

"You'll become a great person if you date the trendy women"

"Commiting to a single weapon and a single lady"

"It doesn't work if you live like Lord Sri Rama"

"Playing flute all around"

"Follow Lord Krishna's style of flirting with women"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Oh dear friend, life is as short as a Lifebuoy soap"

"There is no guaranty whether it lasts for three days or three months”

"Will you do the stuff at the age of 50 which has to be done at 20?

"You have the multiple choice only at this age"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

"Hail to Kishkinda"

Boo!

Don't you have sense?

Why would I come to you if I have sense?

Enough, come inside.

You said that you would go to Bangalore.

I thought to but I didn't.

May I know the reason?

No matter wherever we go it's all about earning.

So if I work here I can talk to you daily.

You learned how to answer.

Hey! I don't want coffee or tea.

Let's have our lunch directly.

Won't you learn cooking?

No.

Will the groom accepts if you don't know how to cook?

Why not? He cooks for me and I'll have it.

Stop blabbering.

Although, I'm not interested to get married.

Everyone says the same thing but it is mandatory.

But I'll get rid of it.

Karthik, please stop...

Oh God!

Hey! What happened?

Why did you drive so fast? Aren't you scared?

Whiners and faint-hearted people cannot gain happiness and comfort, baby.

Will you be so funny all the time?

Yeah.

Burnt candle and spent moments are history.

They aren't useful for us.

Future is like watching the trailer and expecting the film.

No one knows what is happening.

So, my philosophy is to enjoy every moment my dear.

But your feelings aren't good enough.

Hey!

Hey!

Awe!

No, no.

God didn't bless the men with the art of hiding the beauty and feelings.

Anyhow, God is partial towards women.

Is it?

When the desire is being seen in the eyes, they hide it by closing their eyelids.

The boys drool by not knowing the reason behind those looks.

Is it fair to confine the heartful words behind the lips?

Do we display it instead of hiding?

Who the hell is calling me in this early morning?

Huh! Is it him?

Good morning, Madhav.

Everyday is a good morning for you.

You'll be left with fantasies if you have a family.

These dialogues don't suit us like you.

We have interviews today.

I'm not in a mood to come there.

You attend them for this time.

I'll come and sign them.

You are born just to put signatures.

Come to the Bala's flat in the evening. Let's booze.

I got a lot of work. End the call now.

Alright.

Hey baby! Shall we go another ride?

You don't care for your husband as much as you care for your beauty.

Hell with your beauty!

You gave me the tea right, now go and prepare breakfast.

The breakfast is ready.

Then, why are you still standing here?

My friend Keerthi has come.

I thought of reminding you once.

You are bringing your friend when I'm thinking that it's waste to feed you.

She said that she would stay in a hostel.

I asked her to come so that you'll offer her a job.

Now you request a job for your friend,

next, you ask for the women's freedom.

Later you would insist that you would work and torture me.

Why should I worry about them? Take it.

You are here to fulfil my needs.

A job is required for her to fulfil her needs.

There is no one to look after Keerthi.

Please.

There is no need to bow down.

Ask her to meet me at office.

Ta-da... ta-da...

-Then the hero... -Yes, we are waiting for him.

No, I'm not talking about him but about the hero in my film.

-Okay. -The scene starts in the evening...

Guys, Sulochana might recognise.

Eat guava leaves so that she cannot recognise that you are drunk.

-Is it so? -Yes.

-Shall I continue? -Yes, go ahead.

Do we want me to narrate a film story or a serial story?

-Narrate whatever you wish to. -Serial is better.

We can expound it.

If we open it...

Hey! Your phone is ringing.

Tell me.

Now, the time is 10:30 pm.

You didn't come for the dinner yet

Who are you?

If not 10:30 pm it would be 1:30 am.

It's his family issue.

What is it now?

That is...

The responsibility of a wife is to open the door when I arrive,

serve me food when hungry

and massage my legs when I'm tired.

Shut your mouth and end the call.

It's wrong not to give your wife even the importance,

that you give to the women at work.

My foot!

The girls at our office are like the newly released films.

We should watch them whenever they arrive.

Meanwhile, wives are like televisions at home.

We can watch according to our wish.

You continue.

-In the opening scene... -The hero has come.

Hi.

-Didn't you guys start yet? -How do I start?

-They are not allowing me to open it. -We were waiting for you.

Cheers!

Instead of them, I'll narrate it to myself.

If the hero goes in that way, returns and if he does like this...

-Hey you upcoming director. -Yes.

Narrate a proper romantic story instead of love and marriages stories.

I should get high.

-Do you want to get high? -Yes.

I should narrate a lullaby story for him to sleep

and a story for him to get high

and a story for his entertainment.

Are you making fun of a director?

Hell with your demands!

Ofcourse, I've the stories.

If we start the scene

Oh my God! Sulochana is calling me.

Attend the call.

Seems like her love on you is overflowing.

-Attend the call. -Oh my God!

She might not talk to me from tomorrow if she gets to know that I'm boozing.

How can she recognise by a call?

It smells when I talk, right?

You!

Are you boozing?

Didn't I tell you that it smells when I get drunk?

Hey!

Aren't you boozing along with that freaking batch?

Did you just call us a freaking batch?

Does it mean your batch is a good one?

Is that the reason you are making men go behind you?

-You are making them go crazy. -No, don't do that.

Shut up idiot!

Hey Karthik! What do you think of me?

Did you steal five lakhs until now?

Oh my God! Five lakhs?

I'll make a film with a 5D camera.

Shut up you drunkard!

Aren't you hurt?

The alcohol was indeed invented to talk the truth.

-Do you know that? -Disgusting!