Royal Pains

Previously on Royal Pains... Dr. Emily Peck.

I'm Dr. Lawson's replacement.

Why would he need replacing?

Schmoozing patients and pushing spa treatments on them.

Dr. Peck...

This thing you have, it's genetic.

Quite fatal.

So he summoned you to the manor?

- No, to his winter residence. - Welcome to Cuba.

Dr. Casseras has diagnosed me, Hank.

I flew down here because she has a clinical trial.

Welcome to the team, Dr. Quarterback.

Is Boris in a long-distance relationship?

You're not symptomatic, you feel fine.

Participating in this unproven trial

could change all that.

I think he has a new quarterback.

My sister works in the factory.

Oh, my god. Look away.

Look away, go. Hurry.

I'm sorry you won't be staying.

I'm sorry you won't be leaving.

Have you seen my brother?

Was our farewell handshake unsatisfactory, Hank?

Or have you changed your mind about leaving?

I'm still leaving, once Evan shows up.

I think he's having separation anxiety from this place.

Well, join us, then.

Marisa and I were just discussing

What I can anticipate next with her clinical trial.

Yeah, I don't know if there's much I can add

to that discussion.

Aside from wishing you both the best of luck.

It's about science, not luck.

Science makes predictions, not promises.

Have a pleasant flight, Dr. Lawson.

I'll see you at the institute.

Yes, you will.

You're worried about me, Hank.

Believe me, I'm...

Under no illusions about my odds.

I'd just rather play them than sit out the hand.

Right, but you're emotionally entangled

with the dealer.

The house tends to frown on that.

I just think you and Marisa need to make a choice,

decide what you want from each other.

That your medical opinion or a personal one?

Maybe a little bit of both.

Why are we stopping?

Where are we? Guys?

Hello?

Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay, please, don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me. Just talk to me.

I'm a very good listener. Just tell me what you want.

Oh, okay, I failed spanish in school,

but I think I just heard the words

"american" and "death."

So can we just calm down?

Does anybody speak english here?

I'm sorry, no one is gonna hurt...

You!

You're the bartender.

What... you're the cigar guy.

And you're... you're gigantic.

Um... Was it the tip?

Was it the phone?

Could you not download the widgets?

I had a problem with that.

Oscar should not have brought you here.

But since you are here,

and if you'll forgive us, we need your help.

Come. Wha...

Believe me, all I want is to get out of here

and get back to normal.

Then you may not want to land in the Hamptons.

Uh, look, Boris arranged for a Dr. Peck to hang around.

So any issues, just call her.

I'd rather die.

I'm sorry, what was that?

You broke up. I said...

What a guy.

Any issues, and I'll give her a call.

Now, you have a safe trip.

And good luck finding Evan.

Okay, bye.

I was helping my uncle take out the engine bolts

using the pickup truck.

But the crowbar slipped and his hand got caught.

I sent them to get my cousin, a nurse...

But we couldn't find her.

And then I saw you.

Please, doctor. Help my uncle.

Por favor! Hermano!

I can't feel my hand.

Oh, god. Okay. Please, hurry.

I know, look. I really want to help you.

I want to help him, but I'm not a doctor.

Yes, you are. You're HankMed.

No, I'm... this... HankMed.

That's my brother's name, is Hank.

I'm Evan. You kidnapped the wrong brother.

You need to call him an ambulance right now.

- No, we can't. - Why not?

Because he's already dead.

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Hank?

Hello?

Hank!

Hank...

Hank! Hey, the bartender.

How'd you know where to find me?

Your brother sent me.

He told me he landed his jet here,

and there's only one man around here

with a runway in his backyard.

Wait, I'm sorry. Evan sent you?

Yeah, there's been an accident.

- He's hurt? Again? - No, he's okay,

But we need a doctor, Hank.

He told me that you would come.

Uh, yeah.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Extra-dry soy caramel latte,

Uh, one skinny macchiato.

Two extra foam, no fat.

Hey there.

Hey. Hey! No cutting.

I'm joining my friend.

Invasion of the citiots.

I just want a black coffee.

Why can't they have a separate line

For regular people?

You think paying $4 for a cup of coffee is regular?

Fair point.

So...Favor to ask.

A bunch of us are going to see a friend's band after work.

They're opening for Jane's recovery.

Who's Jane and what happened to her?

It's a Jane's addiction cover band.

Is there any way I could convince you to come?

- Today? - Yeah, at the ratskeller,

The beer garden on 27th.

Yes, I've driven past.

Quickly.

Well, it's my favorite dive.

But I am dreading the crowd.

All my old friends are married,

and I will spend the whole time saying,

"thank you, but, no,

I do not want to be fixed up with your friend

or your brother or, heh heh,

your cousin Wally who runs an exotic bird hospital".

But if you came... I could avoid all of that.

I'm on call.

I-I can't drink.

Then the first round's on me.

Oh, my god, I've got a patient.

Okay, I've got to go. I'm sorry.

Tonight... It's just not my scene.

Okay, now you are cutting.

Look, pal, you left the city.

Chill.

He's in hiding.

But he's not a criminal, he's a...

He's a writer who made fun of the government.

So it's kind of like the daily show,

but without the show.

Anyway, he could get arrested or worse.

Take a deep breath. Try to relax.

They meant to kidnap you, actually,

'cause you're the doc... you too, Evan.

Deep breath.

We didn't try to kidnap anyone.

My little brother panicked.

I was trying to help.

Yeah, like you helped with the car?

What do you think, doctor?

All right, your ring

is holding the blades apart.

But your finger's too swollen to risk pulling it out.

So that means what?

Amputate?

Amputate?

No, no, no, no. No. Let's try to limit the damage.

Uh, what I need is some very thin string,

fishing line, uh, ideally...

Dental floss. Yeah, very resourceful.

My sister's not just the beauty of the family.

She's also the brains.

Yeah, maybe you could learn a little from her,

Eh, ?