Steven Universe

We are the Crystal Gems.

Garnet

Amethyst

Pearl

And Steven!

STEVEN UNIVERSE - S01xE00 Pilot

You're back!

Hey Steven, look at this!

Pearl: Oh! What are you, crazy?

What the heck was that?

An electric skull, our crystal palace was swarming with them.

They were after this.

Can I see that? Yeah sure.

No! It's exetremely powerful. We shouldn't have even brought it home.

Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing.

Shhh... Aww man I wanna come next time.

W-wait hold on...

What's with the part about pizzas?

That's just a best case scenario.

You want to sing that during battle?

Yeah! Why?

Because I'll look really cool! You'll look... like a clown.

Garnet: Hey!

Don't make fun of Steven.

Look Steven, you're still too young to come with us.

You don't even have powers in your gem.

But I wanna help! Why don't you grab us some donuts?

The thing!

Well if it isn't Steven of the Crystal Femmes.

...Hey Lars, just give me three donuts.

You want me to connect them with a hotdog?

Ohh no, they're not for me. It's for Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.

What are they anyway? Witches or ghosts or something?

They're Crystal Gems and they save the world all the time.

And I'm a Crystal Gem too.

Aren't they all like, hot girls? You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven.

Sadie: Lay off!

Urgh. 'Not exactly a hot girl' Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Aww I should have said that! That's really funny!

Not exactly a hot girl, Steven.

W-well if i was, I wouldn't be talking to you!

Steven! Good one!

You're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!

Lay off!

The thing. Did it let me do that comeback to Lars?

Ehh what's his problem? Calling me a joke.

It must be tougher for you Lars. At least people like jokes!

Aww that's what I Should've-huh?

-you're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!

It must be tougher for you Lars. At least people like jokes!