The Ouija Exorcism

Hear anything?

Nope.

Bev?

Nope.

This thing's stupid.

You know what isn't stupid?

Your birthday present.

What is it?

Just open it.

I can't believe you stole this from your dad's office.

Let's try it.

Is this Jewish?

You mean Hebrew?

Right, Yossi?

Yeah, but it's not Hebrew.

I think it's Chinese.

How does this thing work?

Well, it's a spirit board.

You're supposed to contact people or ask it questions.

Like dead people?

Or is Bev going to kiss you?

Shut up, Max.

What?

I'm just stating the obvious.

I think just dead people.

Ask it a question already.

Did my mom and dad get me the BMX bike that I wanted?

Does Beverly Morgan like Yossi?

This thing is also stupid.

Maybe because you're not asking it

The right questions.

Hey, Bev.

Your parents are here.

- Oh, okay. - And you two?

It's time to get to sleep.

Alright, I promised your dad that you

Would be in bed before nine, pal.

Alright boys?

Okay, Dad.

Okay, Mr. T.

Alrighty.

You know, I think Max asked one

Right question on the board?

Which one?

Gross!

You going to miss me?

Always.

Okay, Romeo, let's get to bed.

Quit it, Max.

Max, is that you?

Hello?

Hello?

Aba?

Yossi! Are you okay? What happened?

It's Max, something's wrong.

Yosef.

I took the Ouija board and let Max play with it and

What Ouija board?

The one from my office?

Yes, I'm sorry, I...

It's out.

Yosef, you find a place to hide at Max's

And you don't come out 'til I get you!

Yosef! Yosef!

Show yourself demon!

Yousef?

Mark?

Aba?

Yousef, run!

Hello?

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be there as soon as I can.

Bye.

I'm so glad I finally get to meet my grandfather

For the first time,

Right before he's about to die.

Yeah, I guess I deserve that.

You think?

Look, you want to blame Dov for keeping us apart, not me.

Why do you always call him that?

Because that's his name.

I know, but he's your father.

Was my father.

I haven't seen that man in over 30 years.

I'm having a hard time figuring out

Why he would put you in a foster home

For no reason.

Because your grandfather is an

Extremely selfish man.

Just sucks is all.

Especially considering you can't remember

Your childhood because of some stupid accident.

Yeah.

It does suck.

But I had no control over that.

But you know the one thing I do have

Control over is being your father.

And just so you know, I would never

Ever do what Dov did to me to you.

I care about you way too much.

I care about you too, Dad.

Come on, Dad.

He's stable now.

But we're not sure how much time he has.

Does he know we're here?

No. I did has you asked.

I didn't tell him you were coming.

Thank you.

I'll leave you to it then.

You okay?

Grandpa?

You're a handsome young man.

What's your name?

Noah.

I'm your grandson.

I don't have a grandson.

Yes. Yes you do.

Yousef you're...

You're not supposed to be in this house.

It's too dangerous.

I think after 30 years I actually deserve an explanation.

What is so dangerous about an old house?

It's not the house, it's what's in it.

Noah, leave the room.

- Dad - No, go.

I did what I had to do to protect you.

Protect me?

You self-righteous piece of crap, protect me?

I spent 10 years getting my ass kicked in foster homes

Where was your protection then?

It was for your own good.

Now, please leave.

Before it's too late.

I know you're not an observant man anymore.

But promise me you will never lose your faith,

Especially in me.

That's easy.

I never had it to begin with.

Games on in 15, babe, in and out.

Geez, what's their problem?

You'd think somebody died.

Please behave yourself, Jeff.

What's in it for me?

What do you mean?

We haven't done it in forever.

I wonder why that is.

Oh wow, Beverly Morgan.

You look amazing.

You don't look half bad yourself.

I am so sorry for your loss, Yossi.

Thank you,

And it's Joe now.

Joe. Okay.

Hi, Noah Barnett, at your service.

Chloe.

I'm sorry for your loss.

You must have made this.

Why?

Because it smells heavenly

Can I go now?

I have some flowers for ya.

Uh,

Sorry about your dad, man.

He was a weird old dude.

Yeah. Yeah I should probably get rid of these.

I just paid 35.99 for those.

You just going to chuck them?

No, in the Jewish tradition we don't believe in flowers

For mourning, so that's why

You know what, thank you.

These are great.

I'll go put these in water.

Noah?

Yep.

They're not even real.

This sucks.

Joe, I'm so sorry.

Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, that's rough.

Yeah it was.

Especially on Noah.

Towards the end, seeing his mother like that,

Knowing there was nothing he could do to help.

It really did a number on both of us.

I know exactly how you feel.

We lost Chloe's dad, my husband,

To colon cancer three years ago.

I'm so sorry.

Thanks.

Let's talk about something,

A little less depressing.

I think that's a great idea.

So Jeff, huh?

Okay, good subject.

Hey, remember when we were kids your dad

Wouldn't let us be in the same room alone together?

Oh, the good old days.

We're all grown up now though.

Yes we are.

You were really cute back then though.