The Romancing Star (精裝追女仔 / Cheng chong chui lui chai)

THE ROMANCING STAR

Am I fast enough?

Fast?

Am I fast enough?

Where should we pick up Ugly?

The corner there!

Miss, I'm a Baptist College student.

Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

You are too old to be a student.

I have been repeating. I start my questions now.

What kind of magazine do you read?

Porno magazines!

What hobbies do you like?

Play Mahjong.

What kinds of men do you like best?

Fat and short, less than 5'3" (160cm)

With small eyes, big mouth...

But drives a Ferrari.

Honey, hop in!

Be patient, Baptist bid.

Quick, smart ass!

Or else we got the blame like hell!

Don't I have a car?

This is a car?

Yeah, you are a man, a short man.

Mine is a king of the road, have a race?

Race with me?

Do you want to bet?

What is the stake?

Three hundred, that's all I have

Well, three thousand for your three hundred.

Turn on the Turbo, we are behind.

Don't worry, plenty of time.

Catch him, quick.

They are still at the back! Okay, to hell with you!

He threw sugar cane at me!

Stop!

My God.

Do you know you were at 90 miles (140km)?

Sir, I am a good citizen.

The car in front was more than 100 miles. (160km)

I wanted to tell him not to drive fast.

Shut up, I will call the control!

Drive carefully.

- Thank you, Sir - Don't speed up.

Thank you.

We will lose!

No, we will take the short cut.

We won...

What's up?

Out of petrol!

No petrol, I will have your three hundred.

DN3627, you are charged with dangerous driving!

Follow me.

Give me money.

We won, give me the money.

These three damn things, it's 9:10!

What are they doing now?

It's hot!

Well, Uncle Ken is not in office yet

How do you know?

Can't see him, he's not in.

Who opened the shop?

Mr. Mystery.

Don't get too close, I'll kill!

Come...

Come...

I was kidding...

Kidding? Whom do you have fun with?

I've retired, when I was in the underworld,

Where the hell you were, huh?

Everybody knows me, "Young Mark"

None of my business, I go back to work.

None of his business?

They raced, not me.

You bastard!

Loyalty? Talk with Brother Ho!

Excuse me, is uncle Ken in?

I am Ken, what's the matter?

Uncle Chung in Taiwan told me to come here.

It's a letter from him!

He gives me trouble all the time.

See, the words are so small.

When I had my business in Taiwan...

Business, what kind of business?

You were in jail!

Don't think that you are still the kingpin!

No kingpin here!

I haven't been a kingpin for ages!

But you are stepping on my toes.

Hard to get a job since you were in jail.

But, I always collect rubbish!

He is my cousin, "Big Mouth Fat"

My step brother, "Traffic Light"

Ugly, my ex-girlfriend's brother!

- What's your name? - Ah Ho.

- Brother Ho. - Brother Ho.

Uncle Ken, can I work here?

Well, as uncle Chung is my friend,

with my friendly character...

Of course not!

No jobs for me?

Yes, I can't let you stay here.

Brother Shing will stab me if you stay here.

I stay out of it, I give you $10.

$10?

Uncle Ken, how could you do that?

You can't treat him like that!

Then how?

At least $15, $10 can't take him to T.S.T.

No small changes, you give him first.

- Come in and get your pay later. - Brother Ho.

You are my idol!

People call me "Young Mark". I've saved a bit!

You take it all!

Thanks!

Pay day.

Smart ass!

Don't point at my head.

I swear, no one should point at my head.

When did you swear?

When I was eating with my mother.

She used to point at my head when I said something wrong.

And forced me to finish all the rice.

And my father helped me, but it was worse.

She asked my grandmother to point at my head too.

And I had to finish the rice left for some days.

From then on, I swear,

Never let people point at my head.

What if people do?

Well, get my pay!

Help! They pointed at my head!

Why did you point at his head?

He pretended to be the boss.

I am not asking why! You won't give him pain like this.

Stab him like this.

No...

Ken Kee Garage. Ah Fat?

Ah Man...!

Man, it is me, they are my mates!

3:00 p.m. usual place!

Good, see you later!

- Bring one more girl out! - Hanged up

So sweet! Is that your girl?

Her mother!

Do you date with her or with her mother?

They are two in one.

For the last 3 years, the three of us have always been together.

Can't walk hand in hand?

Sure, I can hold her mother's hand.

So long! When uncle Ken comes back, we'd be in trouble!

Big Mouth Fat, you always speak foul language.

Will you behave when seeing your mother-in-law?

I can't speak foul language in front of her, she will get angry!

She teaches cooking on T.V.

I know, Mrs. Due!

That's right.

Don't tell her I have just smoked!

Over there.

Get me the application form for the extra curriculum course!

You said snooker?

No snooker!

Ah Fat!

Auntie!

Call me Mrs. Due!

Auntie, they are my colleagues.

He is Mr. Traffic Light, the engineer!

He is Mr. Ugly, General Manager.

Well, technician and boy.

Ah Man sweetheart.

Did you smoke?

Stupid!

No... no, we didn't smoke...

Smoking causes cancer, I warned you.

Sit, Auntie.

Sit!

Your turn!

Tomorrow is mum's birthday, come at 6:00.

Mum said you can play Mahjong with them.

If there are enough players, you will help to serve the guest!

I know!

And what else?

Mum likes a golden peach of 5 taels.

She asked us to send that as her present.

No, I picked that.

Auntie, you should be named Mrs. Greedy.

Ah Fat, choose your friends to help you get success!

Bad friends are no good for you.

Auntie is always honest.

To have a big mouth, die even faster!

I forgive you for being rude.

Midgets are always psychologically unbalanced.

Ah Fat, either we go...

or she goes, you make the choice.

Of course I go!

I don't want to stay with those uncivilized persons.

Man, let's go!

Auntie, let me explain!

Before your two friends apologize to me,

you can't see Man again.