Girl Meets World

- Riles? - Peaches?

- How you feeling today? - Well, I didn't cry all night.

That's good.

Because I stopped when I passed out from crying.

- Well, you seem better now. - That's where you're wrong.

- Okay. - But the seniors wanted us to stand here,

watch what goes on, and learn from it.

- They have their reason. - To make fools out of us?

Mission accomplished.

We're fools. We're fools without friends.

They made their choice.

They have started their high school careers without us

- and I wish them well. - Yeah.

Maybe we shouldn't think about them today.

Yeah.

I hope that Farkle remembers that science can't explain people

and he keeps himself open to love.

- You gonna do one for each? - Yes.

Give me a couple bucks for a brownie.

Okay, Maya. I want juice.

I hope Smackle looks up from her books every once in a while

- so that she doesn't miss life. - Maya: Apple?

Grape.

I hope Zay stops using comedy to cover up his inner turmoil.

- Maya: Uh, they're out of grape. - Surprise me.

They're not really out of grape!

What a nice surprise.

Did you get to Lucas yet?

I hope Lucas...

I hope Lucas...

I hope Lucas has a very bad day.

Gosh, you're cute.

You know what?

I'd rather be a fool with you than to be anything without you.

So... what can we learn from down here?

Hm, here comes purple combat boots.

I like her. She walks with confidence.

And here comes jungle girl.

She's waiting for motorcycle boots.

Vroom, vroom.

Vroom, vroom, baby!

- Riles? - Peaches?

They're way more advanced in high school.

We're middle school hand-holders.

What if those seniors sent us down here

because we think we're so ready for this place

- and we're so not? - Well, then I'd be right.

And I hope that I'm right.

Riley's wrong about this.

We have as much right as anybody else

- to walk in these halls. - Or anywhere we want.

We're new here. We got to show 'em we're strong.

Both: Yeah!

We wouldn't be here if we didn't belong here.

- Who's stronger than us? - Yeah!

Yeah!

Did I hurt you?

A little bit, but who's stronger than us?

Both: Yeah!

- All right, whose house is this? - All: Our house!

- Whose house is this? - All: Our house!

What happens to the poor unfortunate soul

who mistakenly wanders into our house?

Why can't we be on the football team if we want to be on the football team?

I'll tell you right now what we got

that they don't got: enthusiasm, confidence, and we're strong.

Yeah!

Will you please stop hurting me?

- (Blows whistle) - (Screaming stops)

All right, congratulations, ballerinas.

You have achieved practice level, but that's all that was,

practice against your fellow ballerinas.

Okay? That was not a game against opponents

who are trying to come into our house and make it their house!

How do we protect this house?

All right, so we're not the brightest team in the league.

This is our locker room!

I want you to do that to the opponents...

but I like what I'm seeing.

I'll tell you, the biggest regret I got in my whole life

is that we got no opponent walking through that door

right now into our house so we can destroy them!

Come in.

Lucas and Zay in the house!

We go to this high school and we belong here,

and we want to be on the football team, and what are you gonna do about it?

Do what you must.

- (Grunting) - (Screams)

- Lucas! - (All screaming)

I'm coming!

Hey, how's it going?

Ya need to stop thinking about 'em, kid.

They're gone. Done-zo. Kaput.

Everything's changing.

I lost my friends and you're a mobster.

Did you stop thinking about 'em?

Yes.

I wonder how everybody else is doing except for them.

Yo, yo, yo, where are the geniuses up in this joint?

I need me some stimuli. Stimuli!

Are you them?

We are members of the Abagail Adams Society of Intellectual Advancement.

How may we be of service?

Well, you could include us in your little brain trust.

You can more than include us.

You can bow down to our superior intellect.

You can skip whatever formal hooey

it takes to join 'cause we're gonna run this club.

This is known as the Smackle theory of inevitability.

By what criteria do you feel you deserve acceptance?

By this criteria:

in middle school, I used to be kind of a thing.

My teacher allowed me to step forward and take over the class.

We called it "Farkle time." I'm Farkle.

And what have you done?

I cloned myself.

The same!

I apologize for him.

He is weak. I am not.

And I built her.

I'm comin', honey!

I'm sorry your mom and dad aren't together anymore, Ava.

I wish there was something I could do for you.

You're my best friend, Auggie. That's all I need right now.

But I want you to be happy again.

It's okay if that takes some time though, Ava.

You know, maybe going to school today will help take your mind

off of everything for a bit.

I don't think there should be any school today.

And I should just be able to stay home and eat cheese.

Then that's what we're gonna do.

No!

Why "no"? Why is it always no with you?

Because life is real, Auggie.

Sometimes you have to take a real-life approach.

And when something bad happens, life wants you to just keep going.

Well, I think life is supposed to make sure that when something bad happens,

something good should happen too.

Your mom's right, Auggie. This is real.

Oh, yeah? You know what else is real?

You know we're not allowed to have dogs in this building, right?

Auggie!

Are you gonna tell her?

Ava, he's never told anyone.

This would make you, like, the most special person in the entire world.

Tell me what?

Scruffles!

What?

This is my imaginary dog Scruffles.

Scruffie, this is Ava, my best friend for real.

Oh, that's great, Auggie, but...

He's wagging his tail! He's excited to see you!

He is?

No, come on, Auggie. He's not real.

Then why is he trying to give you his paw?

He is?

Hello, Scruffles!

- He licked me! - I saw that!

Do we have to go to school right this minute?

Why don't we bring Scruffles with us?

Both: Yay!

Ava, do you want to take his leash?

Thanks, Auggie.

Whoa!

Huh. (Chuckles)

I used to be the smartest kid in school.

How can we run this world if there are people

in this world who are smarter than us?

I feel ordinary. What do we do?

We need to take refuge in people who are intellectual inferiors.

- Hey, guys. - Both: Yay.

You need some intellectual inferiors?

Yep. You need some physical inferiors?

Both: Yay.

So, we all get our butts kicked?

I don't even feel like I'm me anymore.

Yeah, these first few days of high school couldn't have gone worse for us.

You feel bad about finding out there are people here

- bigger than you? - No, I expected that.

- That's not it. - You feel bad 'cause you know