My Amazing Boyfriend 2 (Wo De Qi Miao Nan You 2 / 我的奇妙男友2)

Why are you looking at me like that?

You step on dog poop.

Who was that? No sense of public spirit.

Xue Lingqiao!

Why are you here?

Didn't you leave? Then why are you back?

If you dare, don't ever come back.

I live here.

You want to sponge off our Miss Tian again, right?

Did you know that, because of you, our Miss Tian has jilted-love syndrome?

Let's go back.

Miss Tian, he hurt you so cruelly, why didn't you let me...

Hurry, quiet down.

Monster Xue's hearing is so good; we can't let him overhear us.

What are we hiding from? He's the one who's bullied his way to your front door.

He bought the house across from me. He's a property owner now.

So that day the person moving was him.

If he can buy a two hundred million yuan home, what's he doing living here?

Clearly, he's targeting you.

This is like a crow in a tree holding a piece of meat.

You're the fox standing below, happy but anxious, and unable to reach him, keeping you in suspense.

What I'm working about right now, isn't this.

Right. What we need to be concerned about is your condition. Today we have to make an appointment with a psychologist.

What good is that?

I'm pregnant.

You're preg...!

You absolutely can't let Monster Xue know about this.

Why?

We've already broken up.

If you've broken up, why did he decide to live next to you?

The most dangerous place is also the safest place.

Living next to your ex-girlfriend after you've broken up with her,

who else would think of that?

That scheme is so deep.

What disaster! When I saw him, I thought I was dreaming.

I did so many embarrassing things.

You still don't haven't woken up to reality; you still can't distinguish between that dreamworld and reality, can you?

What did you do?

It didn't hurt even a little? Sure enough, I'm still dreaming.

I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything.

I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything.

You're awake? Are you hungry?

You let me go!

I'm begging you to l et me go! Don't come into my dreams anymore.

I've worked so hard to try to forget you. What's the meaning of your ghost hanging on like this?

Do you need a tombstone? Do I need to burn money? Huh?

Why can't I hear Monster Xue's heartbeat since I got pregnant?

What does all this mean?

I'm going to make some breakfast for you.

Hello.

Which one?

Honey, it's me, Yun Zhen.

What do you need?

I really miss you and I really want to see you!

Stop calling me! I already said,

Me and Xue Lingqiao have no relationship with each other

Hey. After you went to sleep last night, don't you want to know

what happened to your ex-boyfriend and I?

Hey!

My honey!

Honey, why are you this mad?

What exactly happened last night?

And what do you exactly know?

Who are you?

Call me 'Daddy' and then I'll tell you.

That hurts! Let go! Let go!

Call me 'Grandpa" and I'll let you go.

Grandpa!

Please let go.

If you do something like that again, I won't think twice about hitting you.

I'm very adaptable.

Besides, you're a couple hundred years older than me. Don't talk about 'grandpa'.

I just don't want to take advantage of my ancestors.

Are you a mutated human too?

Not only am I the same kind as you, I'm your matchmaker.

If it weren't for me, how could you have such good luck to meet Tian Jingzhi ?

I originally thought I could force that desiccated freight train to stop; who knew that Tian Jingzhi has such bad luck that the truck hit her.

I don't understand what you're saying. Start from the beginning.

About half a year ago I had a weird girlfriend

Who was into mummies and stuff like that

She had human organs in her study

She heard that there's a special mummy at a private museum

She wanted to rent them for research. She dragged me along to take a look.

At a glance I saw that you were dormant because of a lack of blood.

So at that time you just wanted to save me?

I did. But I didn't get the chance to do it.

I thought the process of transporting you would have been easier than it was.

I'd bought all the blood I needed. Who knew thatTian Jingzhi would get in a car crash. So I used her blood to save you.

Then that ill-fated relationship developed.

Why did you want to save me?

We're the same kind. Of course, we should help each other.

Then, why did you go look up Tian Jingzhi?

Why is your mouth so tightly shut? Speak up.

Why did you come find me?

Hot, I like it

Can be even hotter if you want

Okay, to tell you the truth I want to become a dad

I'll never die or grow old just like Xue Lingqiao. Almost going to evolve into another species

There becomes reproductive isolation. I had so many girlfriends in the past

None of them had me worried about what to do if they got pregnant accidentally. Even though I don't know why

but you can get pregnant

How do you know?

I already followed you for three months, I send you a white rose everyday

Of course I know what happened to you

Did you tell Xue Lingqiao about my pregnancy?

Are you kidding? We are enemies.

If he knows then what if he doesn't leave?

Good then.

I haven't decide whether I want this kid or not.

Give birth to it? Why would you not want it?

After giving birth to it, give birth to my child, too.

I promise I'll treat both kids equally

I am very rich, too. You can give birth to as many children as you want.

Don't worry. After you date me, I will break up with all of girls from downstairs.

Then what do you want? Tell me, wifey.

I want ...you to leave me alone.

That I can't.

You...

Sorry.

I didn't do it on purpose.

So gullible. I told you I can't die or grow old

You have a good taste. I will use this as Halloween costume design for today.

Are you going to do a delivery?

Please take a look at this.

Is this the delivery that you made?

Oh, yes. This is what I made, look, there is my signature.

Then do you remember who sent this?

Are you looking for the person who sent this?

Look, there is an address.

This is a fake address.

How about telephone number then?

I called, it is Bao Gengting's public telephone.

Bao Gengting?

Two days ago, I remembered a lady called me to pick up a package at Bao Gengting.

I don't remember if it is this.

Is there any dangerous stuffs inside? Do we need to report it to the police?

Tian Jingzhi: I have evidence of your monster boyfriend. If you wire me one million, there won't be any danger. Account number.

Turns out I am the big trouble towards Tian Jingzhi

Are you hungry?

I will cut meat for you.

Doctor Jiang

Xue Aitian's assistant called to cancel the appointment for today.

Okay. I know now.

Boss, I am unemployed.

Tian Jingzhi doesn't need this psychiatrist anymore.

Li Ming

Why are you here?

Isn't Tian Jingzhi at home?

She went out.

Why are you still looking for her? You don't want her anymore, isn't?

Feng Dong Dong, wake up! Her sleeping habit is very serious.

You let her drive and go out alone?

If there is a next time you can go home and eat yourself

I'm sorry Brother Qiao, there won't be a next time

Ms.Tian insisted going out, I was-

Useless

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Don't drive alone when you are drowsy.

Feng Dong Dong worries about you going out alone. He asked me to pick you up.

Thank you

No problem

Why are you suddenly back and bought a house in front of mine?

I had to confirm a few things so I came back

I always thought this neighborhood was nice

Nice and quiet. A very good place to hide.

Did you finish confirming things?

How's the situation?

Not very well

Recently the city police station received three missing woman report

We will broadcast more information on the missing people later

If you have any relevant clues, please contact officer Li Yanzhi at Hualong branch

I would also like to remind our audience

To pay attention to anyone suspicious

also ensure the safety of your life and property