Single Princesses and Blind Dates (单身公主相亲记 / Dan Sheng Gong Zhu Xiang Qing Ji)

I'm so tired! So tired. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gone for a vacation!

Still in denial? In the entire tour group, you were the craziest!

If my dad sees me like how I am now, he will definitely become very happy.

At least we get the chance to go out or else we'd be cooped up at home everyday.

Husband, who is she?

Me. You don't even remember me?

Husband.

What have you been doing outside? How can you bring this type of woman into our home?

Who exactly are you?

So frustrating! How can you have forgotten who I am?

I'll take care of her first, and then it will be you!

You, this foul vixen, I'll beat you to death!

You, this foul vixen, I'll beat you to death!

It's me, Mom!

I'm your daughter!

What? My daughter doesn't look anything like you!

Let go! You look carefully! It's a wig!

Ba Mei, how come you've become like this?

Husband.

If she became like this, that's a good thing.

Then she'll have a chance to be married off.

Is it? Really painful.

When I was younger, I especially liked sitting on the bus watching those neon lightings.

During the festive seasons,

I'll drag my parents to bring me to the city centre.

Did I say too much?

No.

Everything you said just gave me some ideas.

Is it that you've thought of some great idea for the project?

As I was listening to you sharing your childhood days with me,

I feel that our new project can be centred around the idea of a bus.

Centred around a bus?

It sounds great!

That's right. But, I've only thought of the name.

Tong Tong, you think...

How's "Love Bus"?

"Love Bus".

Just now, he called me Tong Tong, not Miss Le!

Why are you smiling?

Nothing, nothing, I just think that "Love Bus" is rather nice.

Really?

Tong Tong.

Ji Fan, why are you here?

You've forgotten?

I'm your contracted boyfriend.

24 hours of service, at your beck and call.

For such a long time, you've never tried to find me.

As a boyfriend, you're really not living up to your job.

You're not blaming me anymore?

If I don't blame you,

who am I going to blame?

Now,

it's 11:59pm.

The one-month trial period...

It's only left with 1 minute now.

Oh right! This is the contract for the repair. Please sign it.

Contract boyfriend?

Hi, Darling.

Why don't we do it this way, you can hire me as your shield. I... am her boyfriend!

She's my girlfriend.

Me?

I'm her boyfriend.

That also cannot prove that you're both attached.

Take a look. Does it look like they're a couple?

Then should I prove it to all of you?

The bright constellation of Cancer in the sky

is the evidence of their love.

Really lucky.

Tonight, you're my bride.

There's still half an hour before our ball begins.

Today, I want to see

how you're going to end up.

I'm sorry, Princess. I'm late.

Tong Tong, you're now in the most suitable condition to dance Cha-Cha.

Look into my eyes and follow my tempo.

The whole world doesn't exist.

I'm sorry.

Ji Fan.

Thank you.

7:50 A.M.?

We agreed to meet too early. Even the restaurant hasn't opened its doors yet.

Cold New Zealand steak,

Philip steak, Taiwanese steak.

They all look so nice to eat.

Excuse me, are you Miss Ke Lan?

Who's it?

You are?

Greetings, I'm the Mr. Zhang who asked you out.

Are you the real Miss Ke Lan?

I'm really, really her. Anything wrong?

Oh, it's nothing, nothing at all.

You're way more beautiful in person!

That's because I've undergone a transformation.

Looks like the transformed Ba Mei is more successful at blind dates!

That... You arranged for us to meet so early. They haven't opened their doors yet.

If I had known that she's so good looking, I would've brought more money!

What are you thinking?

Nothing, let's take a seat at the park.

Let's go.

I've been so busy the past few days that I'm going mad!

Today's Saturday, continue sleeping.

I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't knock anymore. The door's going to be knocked down!

Hurry! Anything to eat? Please take them out now! I'm almost starved to death!

What's the matter with you? You didn't end up meeting him, that person?

I saw him.

Then why?

I got it.

He must have been so smitten with you that he's full just by looking at you.

Your head is full! Please hurry and get some food for me! I'm really starving to death! Hurry! Hurry!

I got it.

Hurry up!

Tong Tong, are you on your way?

The other person has already arrived.

Didn't you already get there earlier?

Don't worry. I'll take good care of myself.

What I'm trying to tell you is that

the person who agreed to a blind date with you last time has already arrived.

He's already called me on the telephone.

What? My goodness! I forgot I had a blind date today!

I'm coming. I'm coming.

You hurry up. People still have other plans too.

Thirty minutes then. You better hurry over there.

Understand? Also, also... You must remember to brush your teeth and wash your face.

I'm really sleepy.

She definitely should be free...

You're Le Tong Tong?

That's right, I'm Tong Tong.

So many delicious foods!

Let's chat while eating.

Really nice. Really nice.

How come you're not eating? Here, here, here.

Please eat more!

Next time, remember to order papaya juice for me.

Come, hurry and eat!

Anyways, my life is just like this,

covered up with misfortunes.

A chance to choose which misfortune is lucky.

The world's cruelest thing is one day finding

that you have no misfortune to choose from.

Then I'll just live up to it.

Now this is more like the Ba Mei that I know.

Your anger is gone now, right?

It's gone.

But, then again,

next time you want to set me up with a boyfriend,

set me up with someone better.

I got it. I got it.

At the very least, you must let me eat well.

Eat well. Dress well.

I must say, how can you only know eating?

I've already lost a lot of weight in my face already.

I have already become very ladylike.

Then I'll act it out and show you.

See my transformation.

You're really funny like this.

You're not ladylike at all!

Go eat your porridge!

Really funny?

Not... not lady like?

Is it really that funny?

I'm not going to listen to or talk to you anymore.

What? The Conference's Media guest list has been misprinted?

I'm really sorry.

It's fine, we should figure out what we should do first, and then solve the problem.

Okay, let's go.

What to do? What to do?

I can't find the original guest list!

Where can it be?

Don't fret, think about it thoroughly.

My mind is blank right now!

No matter where I look, I can't seem to find it!

Oh right.

On the computer, is there a back-up version?

The computer?

Why didn't I think of that?

Thank you so much.

Don't thank me too soon.

Hurry and look if it's on there.

There is.

Do you have the copy?

This one?

Thank you.

The one on the computer is right.

That's strange.

This is right, too.

That's also right?

Who did you give this document to before?

To who?

Ah Jiao.

The company's information

is all processed by her.

It's really too much.

Only those who don't work hard

and are irresponsible

will secretly, behind everyone's back, give the dirty work to someone else to do.

Le Tong Tong!

What did you do!? It's my Sunday!

Director Fang is also here.

I'm...I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry?" If an apology is the solver, why would we need cops for?