Masters of Sex

Previously on Masters Of Sex...

You admitted to deceiving two people.

Me, in pretending to be someone else,

and your lover's wife.

I never saw myself as a threat to the man's wife.

Because?

Because I never wanted to marry him.

Libby, we can't do this anymore. This has to be over.

Because you envisioned a future with Virginia?

Virginia, I love you. I always have.

I'm leaving.

Are you afraid he's coming? Or are you afraid he's not?

I'm taking your license for three months.

You'll also complete a mandatory AA program.

Like all things in life, you get out of AA what you put in.

Well, if you're an alcoholic, perhaps that's true.

Your dad, he's gonna stay somewhere else for a while.

So you're getting divorced?

I have done my job, your job, and Virginia's job.

I love you as much as I always did.

You just don't want to sleep with me.

Maybe you can just tell me what's-- what's going on.

Shoes.

A monthly column in "Playboy" about sex?

I will only publish your column

if you'll remain the Masters and Johnson team.

We have to hire new people.

New partners.

For both of us.

Masters Of Sex - 4x02 "Inventory"

Running late?

Tempus fugit. To coin a phrase.

Come to bed, Bill.

All you have to do is crawl back in.

You sleep here?

What-- what are you doing here, John?

You get to work early, so I figured you'd be here,

but I thought you lived in a hotel.

Uh, I was paying $5 a night for a...

...a bed when I have a perfectly good one here.

What, uh, shouldn't you be at school?

It doesn't start until 8:00.

Uh, does your mother know where you are?

I came here to tell you I don't want to see you.

Neither does Jenny or Howie, so stop bothering Mom about it.

What?

Why do you want to see us anyway?

You don't like us.

John, that is completely untrue.

Uh, all I'm doing is trying to come up with a--

a reasonable schedule

so you and I can have dinner together a few nights a week.

Like Scott Cullins, whose parents got divorced.

Now he has to go Thursdays to his dad's crummy new apartment

to eat Chinese food out of the box,

because his dad doesn't even have plates.

I will have plates, I can assure you.

You don't even have a real bed.

I'm gonna find an apartment.

I just, uh, I just haven't had the time, you know?

Hey, hey, uh, how-- how are you getting to school?

Let me take you.

In what? You can't drive.

Mom told us about your accident.

Uh, well, I-I can walk with you--

With all the other parents around,

who are completely on Mom's side?

That would just be the walk of shame.

Well, hey, but no, John, wait, wait.

Uh, John.

Each one's a different hotel, see?

Caesar's Palace, and The Sands.

Sister Helen would put me in detention

if I wore this to school.

And what's this?

Casino earrings to match?

No. Ace of Spade cuff links. For Grandpa.

I meant to give them to him when we dropped him off

at the airport.

Apparently, Frank Sinatra

has the exact same pair.

You should've gotten Grandpa combat pay.

Do you know that Lisa cried six hours straight last week?

I mean, her face was red, she was covered in drool.

It got so bad that we had to call Libby.

Libby?

Was that really necessary?

Well, she came over and in five minutes,

she got Lisa to stop crying.

Well, I heard that you were a big help to Grandpa

while I was away.

Now that I'm back at work, I am going to be relying

on you more to help with chores, watch Lisa.

Won't Dan be able to help with that?

Dan will be here as often as he can, but unfortunately,

he is going to be stuck in New York quite a bit.

You should know that Dan called me last week.

To say good-bye.

Since the two of you were breaking up.

Why would you lie to me about that?

I wasn't lying.

I was waiting for the right time to tell you.

That you never got married.

Because it's complicated, and all I'm saying is

I would appreciate it if we could keep this between us.

You want me to say you and Dan are married?

For now. Because... well, it's important for my work.

It protects me, okay?

If Bill thinks that I'm married,

then it takes any complications off the table.

So you don't want to have sex with Uncle Bill anymore, either.

I don't need a lecture from you, Tessa.

Especially about something that you are too young to understand.

No, what you need, Mom, is a shrink.

What-- what happened to the cinnamon rolls?

That plate was full 20 minutes ago.

What do you want me to say?

I'm eating for two now.

You're not pregnant; Helen is.

Yeah, but when she isn't screaming at me,

she's puking her guts out.

We went in for a check-up,

Barton said he's never seen nausea so bad,

so I have to, you know, pick up the slack.

I'm not sure that's how that works.

Lester, this is as close as I'm gonna get

to being knocked up, so please, do not ruin this for me.

Morning.

After a couple of weeks out in Vegas,

I expect you to show up with a suntan.

Well, we, uh, didn't leave the hotel room much.

Oh. I suppose it's safer to stay inside,

what with the H-bomb tests and all.

Where's Bill?

Oh, he apparently followed his son to school.

He mentioned something about keeping a discreet distance,

like a geisha.

Now that we're done catching up,

here are the calls you've missed.

Some of them I told you were on sabbatical,

some of them I told you were on safari.

You'll have to sort them out yourself.

Thank you, Betty.

I hope my being gone wasn't too much trouble.

Also, Nancy's here to see you.

She's in the doc's office.

Pleasure to meet you. Nancy Leveau.

Thank you for coming in.

So, what brings you to the clinic, Mrs. Leveau?

Um, Dr. Leveau, actually.

I'm still getting used to saying it myself.

I just finished my degree in May.

And I've been interning with Dr. Scully since then.

So he's the one who recommended me to Dr. Masters.

For the position here.

As Dr. Masters' associate.

Dr. Masters hired you?

Oh, no. Well, not yet.

He told me I'm meet with you this morning,

and then the two of you would discuss.

Unless, would you like to wait for Dr. Masters and--

and the two of you can interview me together.

Of course not.

That's why you're here.

So Dr. Masters and I can divide and conquer.

Lester, you'll be seated here across from Nancy.

Now, obviously this is a bit unconventional,

but instead of me interviewing you,

I would like you to interview Lester and Betty.

I'm not sure I understand.

The intake interview is the cornerstone of our treatment,

so this isn't a test.

Just curious, thank you, to see the natural instincts

that you bring to the work.

So, your patients here have been married ten years,

and Lester has recently begun suffering

from secondary impotence.

Again?

While Betty is unable to accommodate

the girth of her husband's penis.

Are we getting paid extra for this?

You can being whenever you're ready, Nancy.

And I'll try not to interrupt you.

Why don't you start by telling me about the problems--

I'm gonna have to stop you. Sorry.

Uh, the word "problems" implies a value judgment.

That you were telling them, essentially,

that there's something wrong with them.

Well, I-- well, they are here, so...

A better choice would be something more neutral,

like, "What types of issues have you been dealing with?"

All right.

So then, Mrs...

- Whatever. - Betty, participate.

McGillicuddy.

What kind of issues have you been dealing with,

Mrs. McGillicuddy?

It doesn't fit.

Well, the first thing we'll do is a physical exam--

Oh, I'm gonna have to stop you again.