Strawstalker

Welcome back to "Finance and Flirt".

If you don't know me, I am the Six Figure King, Kurt.

In this community, we like to explore the intersection

of money matters and matters of the heart.

Trust me, I'm very credible.

In that chat, you are active today.

Let's do it again and call you Henry.

- What are you saying? - So

coming up here- Yeah, yeah.

This is like the main part of Hollywood, so.

Okay.

On behalf of Hollywood, welcome.

LA baby!

Yay!

I'd appreciate it if you could blur my face out, please.

- LA, baby. - Yeah.

Oh my goodness, she looks so LA right now.

Come on!

I love you.

I love you too.

Henry.

Henry!

Listen, someone's broken into our house.

Henry!

So last week we talked dating.

We discussed the Miami method.

But this week, boy, do I have a treat for you babies.

As you know, it ain't cheap to be a gangster.

So, once in a while,

just once in a while, make a couple extra cheddar cheese,

buckarooskies, you know, I drive around town.

I was lucky enough to pick up two aspiring starlets

that millions online know as Henry and Haley.

And I see the chat, a couple of you guys know who they are.

They were,

The worst.

As you know, this city is filled

with these vacuous influencer types

and they all make the same shitty content.

Thirst traps, avocado toast, prank videos,

and my personal pet peeve, staged BS.

Mostly fellow philanthropic nonsense,

like, giving some poor blind kid colorblind glasses.

The kid can't even fucking see,

why don't you give him some water, you know?

Help his grandma with her cancer treatment, I don't know.

Anyway, sorry, I'm getting a little worked up here.

These people, these people,

they just took it to another level and not in the cool way.

This one took a deep, deep dive team.

Unlocked.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Geez, Henry, buy some more cameras, God.

This one's a fucking antique.

I gotta figure out how I could process this stuff.

Are these fucking body cams?

This one looks burnt.

Fire.

Someone there?

Before you even say it, those were 100% deep fakes.

I would never break into some douche bag influencer's house.

I mean, I'm just not that kind of guy.

The reason we're here today, I uh,

I made a little edit last night.

If I'm being completely honest, I was high off my ass.

So it's almost gonna be like I'm watching it

with you for the first time.

I legitimately don't remember anything I did last night.

Just sit back, you know, relax, make some popcorn,

pop in those fucking AirPods.

And,

let's just see what,

what we have in store.

Let me pull up the video real quick.

Yeah, without further ado babies,

sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

I'm so excited to show you this house today.

It is one of my favorites.

We walk into the living room, dining room, open floor plan,

plenty of room for entertaining.

Look, there's even space for a dance floor.

I'm feeling a party coming on.

Through the kitchen,

and we make our way out to this gorgeous outdoor area,

tiki bar, jacuzzi, pool,

perfectly manicured lawn, grill, fire pit,

outdoor studio.

This place has everything.

If you're looking for the Southern California lifestyle,

look no further.

I will say Oak Bridge is a weird place to move to,

I hadn't even heard of it.

It's a tiny enclave in an area you may have heard of,

The Valley!

Yeah chat, I am not cringe, what the fuck?

Whatever, anyway, as you all know,

LA is full of strange little nooks and crannies.

And this place is definitely no exception.

Get this, it has about 500 residents.

Not one house is sold in 35 years,

only passed down within families.

And perhaps most crazy,

there are only 20 second names which are registered.

And don't even get me started on the first names.

There's Bartholomew, Alice, Solomon,

Are we in the Bible times?

Whatever.

It's just a weird place to live,

I mean, we've all been there.

It's just that,

you know, most folks don't make a whole theater

about being pursued by,

I almost spoiled it again.

Anyway, back to the movie, back to the movie.

Are you ready for beautiful LA?

'Cause it's ready for you.

What a find.

What do you guys think?

Whoa, steady on that lads, steady on.

I'll be bringing Haley with me, remember her?

The love of my life.

The real question is,

who's gonna come party with us in LA when we move?

Baby, baby!

I'm live.

Haley Bug, come say hi.

It's Haley bug everyone.

Hey, everyone!

How are y'all doing?

Y'all.

I love the way you guys speak.

Sorry, y'all speak.

So baby, are you excited, the idea of moving to California?

I know, I know, you're a Texas girl,

but didn't you always say you wanna drive the PCH

in an open top?

Baby!

Y'all, I told him that on our very first date.

I can't believe you remembered.

I remember everything baby, because I love you.

Henry.

This man, is making all my dreams come true.

I honestly didn't think I could love him

more than I did yesterday.

I think it's safe to say

we'll be driving up the PCH this summer.

- But shh. - Shh.

Don't tell my friends in Dallas, okay?

This is so nice, baby, and I love you.

Alright everybody, we'll see you in a few weeks in LA,

driving the PCH, open top, pool parties, tiki bar.

It's gonna be a good fucking time with Henry and

Haley.

- Bye! - Bye!

Hey, guys.

Haley and Henry here.

LA baby!

We are currently headed to the Airport.

Airport, Airport. - Airport.

Y'all, I feel like once we get there too,

we're gonna have to go car shopping.

Or are we just gonna get this one sent over?

I don't know.

We can let you guys decide.

If this video, gets, what, how many?

Million a day.

Millie?

- Millie. - Okay, we'll go for a Millie.

Easy Millie.

Easy, Millie.

If this video gets a million views

and I need you guys to help,

Henry's gonna get Haley a brand new car.

LA, baby.

Is that a deal?

Deal.

Okay, you guys hear it.

Anything you want, baby, you're my princess,

you know that.

LA, baby!

Are you nervous?

Stop, Henry.

We made it!

What are you doing?

- Tell me. - Waiting on the Uber.

Ladies and gentlemen, there's my Henry.

The goofiest of the goofballs.

So do you care if you're on our channel at all,

or is that okay?

Awesome, because you were amazing.

Thanks, dude.

Finally, oh my God!

Oh my God!

Thank you so much.

LA, baby!

Yes!

Can you pop the trunk?

Paradise!

Babe.