Kick Ass Girls (爆3俏嬌娃)

Cheers!

Where should I sit?

Over there is fine

First, thank you for accepting the interview

And congratulations...

You've made the front page again

Thank you

OK... you ready?

Yes

Many of our viewers are fascinated by "Kick Ass Girls"

They'd love to learn more

Slowly tell us how your group started

It first started...

"13 days ago"

"Notice of Rent Increase"

Damn, they doubled the rent!

Sis

A client just called to cancel his boxing session

While he's the only appointment we've got today

It's your birthday, just take the day off

Yeah, anything's better than a 30th birthday wish...

from the bitch who stole your man!

She was your alliance after all

Would your alliance betray you?

Yes! Morning!

Why can't I be reborn?

Why can't I come back to life after death?

Are you sure?

It's a 3-year membership

You'll spur me on...

Right?

I should work out more often anyway

Miu, my girlfriend is back to Hong Kong next week

But I AM your girlfriend!

You can't stay at my place

You never said you had a girlfriend!

I've already packed your things

You told me to quit my job and keep house for you!

I was joking

You just sold me a 3-year membership!

You said you needed to work out more

Here's the key to your locker

Don't lose it

Work hard!

I'll go finish the paperwork

Fine!

I'll show you... I'll get fit

I will get a guy here...

before your very eyes!

Then you'll want me again

You'll obsess about me

You'll hold me so tight...

Kneel and beg for forgiveness

You'll cry... I'll cry

We'll make up

Don't strain yourself

I can do this... I need to be perfect

Just go back to box with someone

Why you need me to coach?

I don't have one customer to box with

Your temper is driving the customers away

Things were better...

when TT was there

Don't even mention her name!

Just hire a new boxing trainer

You're not doing it right, pretty

A girl like you can be trained in 9 months...

You hitting on me?

You're certainly direct

Who are you coaching?

How do I coach? You don't even listen!

Why don't you coach me?

Alright

I know a modeling agency

Here's my business card

Keep 'm...

touch!

No-No-No-No-No!

You call that pretty?

All women are perfect when they're young

Renew your membership for another 3 years

and receive 20 Bikram Yoga sessions for free

20 sessions?

Yoga suits your body type

It's hot

I'm dying

That machine is busted

Cheap shot

Sorry. You first

You like stealing from other people?

I didn't do it on purpose

Natural Born Mistress

Say that again?

The only difference between a wife and mistress is timing

Wives go to heavens! Mistresses go to hell

Stop it!

Take it outside! Don't give me trouble

How very dare you?

Why did you go out with me?

Your boxing club could use a trainer like her...

young, pretty... and easy

I'd sign up for her

She can box...

You cost me my job!

Unemployed...

You cost me my home!

Homeless...

You're such a jerk!

I'll kill you!

He said I'm the only one he loves!

Nothing good ever came out of that line!

You're right!

Either stay here and be men's prey

Or come with me and get your own preys

Wow

It's huge!

The rent is sky-high

What am I supposed to do here?

It's simple: if customers show up, box with them

Don't push them hard at all

Make sure they're just idling around

because we charge them by the hour

Who's she?

The club's new prop

Tell all customers tomorrow

Tell them we've got a new female trainer

She's easy to get in bed

First come, first served

Tell them to hurry and reserve

Sure

He is Dice, biggest hole on earth

Hi, I'm her little brother

Hey, kiddy, I'm Miu

Look at all this Chinese Med stuff

Can I really stay?

Yes, that bed's yours

Tell the customers...

that she sleeps here every night

They're welcome to come box at night

She is easy to box with

Take it

What's this?

Aren't you the birthday girl?

Your birthday meal, my treat

I'm really...

touched

Thanks!

It's your birthday? Let's invite your friends and party!

She has no friends

Are these the best students you've got?

People serious about training wouldn't come here

Where did you learn to spar?

Time out

My ex-boyfriend was a fight choreographer...

He taught me to block

Another Ex was a gymnast

He taught me to kick

And another Ex was a construction worker

He taught me to roll

It just happened: block, kick and roll!

Boys boys boys---

No wonder you have such a fusion of styles

And you? Did you learn from ex-boyfriends too?

No!

I learned nothing from my relationships

If you manage to pick up anything...

it's an STD!

Let me explain our boxing packages

They all charge by the hour

The principle is like collecting Achievements...

as you complete each level with Lara Croft

This is level one...

10 hours: Elementary Class

Basic self-defense shit

30 hours: Pro Garner

Enter the zone for close combat with Lara

50 hours: Unlock Achievements

You get down and dirty

and wrestle with Lara under the stars

Better yet

A Luck Outbreak today

The club's launching special DLC for players

One time offer

Lara will wear a retro ripple uniform...

to fight you one on one

Nipple?

Ripple

Upgrade and you get Lara La Double

Add extra hundred, you'll get the chicks applause

Really?

You're awesome!

Applause! Applause!

Hello, landlord here

I know, Mr. Rent La Double

You are keeping this space quite neat

If I renovate and rent it to someone else

Double sounds way too reasonable

Neighbors are concerned with the nature of your business

Forget the past, turn your grief into power

Kick her ass!