Younger

Hmm.

The last time you baked like this

is when you found out that David was having an affair.

I feel guilty that I'm enjoying it this much.

Oh, don't be. I need something to focus on

other than Josh and that magazine article

which I wish you would stop reading.

Sorry. I never took him for the kind of guy

that would let fame go to his head.

That's not what happened, and you know it.

This is my fault.

Josh wanted to mention me in that story,

and I asked him not to.

I chose staying in the closet at work

over going public about our relationship.

Oh, Honey, don't turn this into a civil rights struggle.

You're entitled to your privacy however you like.

And he's entitled to break up with me over it, which he did.

- So enjoy your pie. - Mm.

Are you expecting someone?

Oh, more young creatives.

Liza, we're here to get you out of your misery.

Oh, my God. Are you baking pie?

She's in a baking fugue.

It's what she does when relationships end.

May I have a slice of your pain?

- Oh, yeah, help yourself. - Listen, I know this hurts.

But I totally get why you ended it.

He just couldn't let go of his public, hot,

single tattoo artist image.

Yeah. He let the publicity go to his head, believe me.

I have seen this happen time and again, just...

generally not so swiftly.

Kelsey, congratulations.

I heard the big news.

Thanks. It was all a little sudden,

but I'm excited.

Hmm. She hasn't even put the ring up on Instagram.

Oh, it's like it hasn't even happened yet.

Exactly. Listen.

We have a surprise for you.

What kind of surprise?

We got your ass up on Tinder, Girl.

- Come check it out! - What? No. Don't do that.

- I don't Tinder. - No, no, no, don't worry, okay?

I posted your pic to my account.

- Come here. - Ugh.

We wanted to show you all the eligible

- non-Josh guys out there. - Mmhmm.

So swipe right if you like a guy,

left if you don't.

You both swipe right on each other... it's a match.

Oh, so it's like a game show,

and the first prize is a penis?

- Yeah. - Yup.

- All right. - Right.

- Right. - Both: Right.

Oh, my God. That's Josh.

Swipe left. Swipe left, please.

What?

- Oh, oh... yeah. - Oh, no, oh, no.

I really did not need to see that.

I am going to go to the Farmers' Market.

- More apples. - Okay.

Maybe she's more of a Hinge girl.

Have you ever seen so much Kinfolk crafty crap?

And I guess the bonnet is back.

When did Williamsburg become actual Colonial Williamsburg?

- - Oh, there's the apples.

- Give me the bag. - Okay.

- I'll see you in a second. - Okay.

_

_

_

_

_

Yeah, thank you, guys.

How do you like it?

Honestly, it's the softest thing I've ever felt.

Where are these from? Scotland?

Actually, that wool is from my own sheep.

- You raise sheep? - Yeah.

Uh, I have a small flock on my farm in the Hudson Valley.

Seriously? How long have you been doing that?

About five years, yeah.

Right around the time people in Brooklyn

began tending beehives in their fire escapes

and raising chickens in coops

in the backyards of their brownstones.

- You used to live here? - Yeah. Yeah.

I had a vintage denim and boot business in Greenpoint

and sold it all to buy a farm and a flock upstate.

- Sounds beautiful. - Oh, yeah.

I hate leaving the place.

I trek down here maybe once a month to sell some woolens,

but that's it.

Well, I think I need to wrap myself up

in something soft like this for the next few days.

They make the perfect security blanket.

Ah...

Stella?

Name of the lamb the wool came from.

She's a great girl.

- 40. - Thank you.

Sheila's nice too. Mmm...

I'm good with Stella.

- All right. - Liza, by the way.

Sebastian.

It's nice to meet you.

Hey, why don't you take a couple of these?

You know, just some information about taking care of the wool

and musings about my life on the farm.

You're a philosopher shepherd?

Shepherd philosopher.

Stella and I look forward to reading.

I think this is really good.

It's like a modern day "Walden."

He writes like a hipster Thoreau.

- Who, the hot shepherd? - Yeah.

Read this. Tell me what you think.

Okay, but don't judge me.

I mean, I don't know the difference

between On Walden Pond or "On Golden Pond."

It doesn't matter. Just read it.

Okay.

I'm telling you. There's something there.

He taps into the whole Kinfolk movement

and the urge for simplicity.

The last time someone handed me a pamphlet

with that look in their eye,

it was a Jehovah's Witness on the subway.

Oh, just read it first and then tell me I'm crazy.

I assume you girls are talking about Kelsey's engagement?

Oh, did you see the ring on Instagram?

Of course. You're on my newsfeed.

- Oh. - Congratulations

on your starter marriage.

Relax, it just my joke.

No, it's not.

It's weird... I posted my ring a couple days ago,

and I haven't gotten very many likes.

Well, everyone is so overwhelmed with social media.

It's why that pamphlet is so relevant.

My avocado toast at brunch got more likes.

Well, to be fair, that avocado toast

looked really good.

More about this later, okay?

Some of the girls are taking me out for drinks tonight.

Less baking and more drinking.

- Both: Hey. - Hi.

- Where's Kelsey? - Oh, she's right behind me.

She's having an argument with the Uber driver

about her rating.

Liza, sit down. Come on.

- Sit, sit, sit. - Okay.

What does Kelsey think she's doing?

- Excuse me? - She cannot marry Thad.

Thad's the kind of guy that you get out of your system

before you meet the right guy.

Okay. I am so happy to hear this.

I feel the exact same way.

I don't think it's real.

All she's done is post some vague picture of a ring.

Liza, Kelsey totally respects you, okay,

and even though, you know, you're just an assistant,

you know, she really, really values what you have to say.

- Hi, everyone! - All: Hi.

Sorry to keep you guys waiting.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Baby. I ordered your tequila online.

- Aww. I love you. - Yes! Drink up.

Liza was just telling us she had something she wanted to say.

Oh, okay.

Uh...

We... we were just talking,

- and, um... - And what?

Just how this engagement might seem...

I mean, are you sure?

With Millennial just starting to take off?

I mean what's the rush?

Is this what you guys all think?

- No, no! - Uh... no!

Thad is amazing. We are so excited for you.

Liza...

I know you may have some sour grapes after your breakup,

but I would really love for you to support me right now.

- Of course. - And just so all of you know,

I've changed my relationship status to "engaged."

This is real. To Kelsey's engagement!

Kelsey's engagement!

- Whoo! - Kelsey's engagement!

Whoo-hoo!

Okay. You may be wrong about that,

but you are so right about this shepherd guy.

God, he can write the shit out of nothing.

I just said the wedding seemed an antsy bit premature.

Whatever. Let's talk about work.

How do we bring this guy in?