Mitsudomoe (みつどもえ)

kocchi kite hayaku

Come here quickly!

kocchi kite sugu ni

Come here immediately!

sannin bocchi suitsuwase!

Let the three of us play 'til we drop!

jugyou no ato de sensei ni bai bai!

Say bye-bye to the teacher after class!

taisoufuku wa motte kaeru

And bring back your gym clothes!

koutei shuugou asobimasu ka?

Wanna gather at the schoolyard to play?

demo demo datte ii wake shinai no?

Aren't you gonna give a good excuse?

shukudai nante hottokou yo!

Just leave that homework alone!

tetsubou shuugou mawarimasu yo

Let's swing around the metal bars instead!

randoseru wa sou akai tsuyoi

That red backpack sure is strong

hitotsu futatsu mittsu narabete

One, two, line up in threes!

fudebako naru houkago wa dasshu

And dash forward with the pencil case after school!

aa barete wasurete genki dashite!

You'll forget about it, so cheer up!

sei

One

no!

Two!

oniisan! achira, sono kado magare!

Hey Mr.! Turn around that corner!

koutei daishuugou!

Let's have a large assembly in the schoolyard!

watashi wa dare deshou?

Just who am I?

tanoshinde mainichi ookiku nareba

Can I still have fun when I grow up?

asobenai no? shiritai, shiranai, shiritai!

I don't know, but I just wanna know!

tanoshinde mainichi chiisana koto de

If we can still laugh over the small matters

warai aetara sore wa sore de ureshii

I'm happy enough with that!

sore mo! kore mo! dore mo!

This! That! And everything else!

sannin gokko suitsuwase! Wow!

Let the three of us play 'til we drop!

Morning!

Good morning!

Hello, everyone.

Today, I fulfill my dream of becoming an elementary school teacher.

My name is Yabe Satoshi, I look forward to working with you all!

I-I-I'm the new nurse, Kuriyama Aiko. I also look forward to working with everyone!

Oh!

My glasses, my glasses!

Here you are, Kuriyama-sensei.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

I'll be in charge of class 6-3.

I can't wait to meet the kids!

The Marui Sisters! The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!

Can you still fight?

Yeah, we gotta keep going or we won't survive!

Right, it's kill or be killed!

Charge!

There's no end to them...it's...it's...

It's war!

C'mon, who's next?

S-Stop it!

This isn't a war,

it's "Fruit Basket Turnover!"

Oh, this wasn't the game?

Of course not!

To play Fruit Basket Turnover,

we all sit in a circle of chairs, and whomever is left out is "it."

Then...

People with glasses.

Whomever the "it" person describes has to get up and change seats,

and whoever's left becomes the new "it" person.

Fruit Basket Turnover.

If they say "Fruit Basket Turnover" EVERYONE has to change seats.

Whoever is "it" three times loses and has to pay the price

it's a really fun game.

Today's penalty is triple homework!

My welcome party got off to a very...shocking start.

But I can't let myself be overwhelmed already.

Because this class-

I am ashamed!

I went overboard trying to impress you, sensei!

Actually, I'm always running at full steam.

Forgive me!

Y-You don't have to grovel!

She's a very respectful girl.

Huh?

THIS is how you grovel.

What are you doing?!

Wait, where's the third one?!

Get out here!

This class contains three of the most problematic problem children in all of Japan,

the Marui sisters!

Groveling complete!

You have bunny panties!

Don't stand up when I'm standing on you!

Don't you girls understand what you're doing?

Nope, but she was STANDing on me and I saw her UNDERwear!

Marui Futaba Slightly depraved muscle girl

Seat for me!

Oops, can't lose focus!

Huh?

No one's it?

That's weird, I know I set up one less chair than there are people...

Mitsuba-chan, no sitting on your classmates!

He's honored to be my personal couch!

Marui Mitsuba Somewhat precocious sadistic girl

Honored or not, stop it right now!

You're a yappy dog, aren't you?

I'm your TEACHER!

What the heck!

Sweet.

No fair!

Winning is all that matters in this world!

Well, uh...people with pigtails or ponytails.

Get up, Hitoha!

Hey, no fair! You cheated!

Yabecchi, she's cheating!

"Yabecchi?"

Never mind.

Come on, no breaking the rules.

Uhh...

Lucky.

Uh...Hitoha-chan?

Totally ignored!

All you've done is read...gotcha!

W-Wow, what a grip.

S-Sorry...

I'm really, really sorry!

Marui Hitoha Sort of mysterious dark girl

Hitoha's it!

I-Is this my fault?

Say the new rule!

My friends.

Fine, Fruit Basket Turn-

Wait, I'm your friend!

Well, I'm it again, huh?

Hmm, let's see...

Hurry hurry!

All right...

Everyone with the last name "Marui!"

Bring it!

Wh-Why so serious?!

Class 6-3 Marui Hitoha

Can't you be a little serious?

Wh-what happened to the air in here?

Look Futaba, boobies!

Where?!

Sucker!

You tricked me!

Huh? What's the matter, Micchan?

What should I do, give her the seat?

No, if I give in now I'll never be able to stand up to her.

I have to keep my dignity as a teacher!

I'm sorry, Hitoha-chan!

H-Holy crap!

...thank you... very much...

...lonely... housewives...

How did I get stuck doing their homework?

Do you guys think I'll be able to survive this school?

Let's play!

Act like someone in charge and give us some service!

You're crushing my neck! And something else!

Umm, Yabe-sensei?

Hello! What can I do for you, Kuriyama-sensei?

Looks like you're really getting along with your class.

Uhh, yeah...

What's that rope for?

It's a, uhh, necktie, a necktie!

I'm playing dad...or something.

Sounds fun!

Yeah, we're having a blast...

How romantic!

Meh.

Think we can help them fall in love?

No way, he's a virgin.

What's that?

A man who lives a hard, lonely life.

I see!

Then we need to get Kuriyamacchi to help it stop being hard all the time for Yabecchi!