Squad Goals: #FBois

Oh, my God! I'm so scared.

Prof, what's taking so long?

You haven't done anything!

We've been waiting for hours.

Where are our children?

What has happened to them?

-Let's call the police. -Everyone please calm down.

I'm sure your children are safe.

Safe?

Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning?

Where are our children?

Hello! Mom!

Hello?

What?

Chief!

I think there's no signal here.

There it is!

Mom, hello! We're here at--

Damn it, Chief. You're out of credits.

What? Give me that.

Jeez!

My phone credits are gone.

Sir,

can I maybe call my dad?

I just said I'm out of phone credits.

Damn this precinct for not reimbursing our calls.

Well, you'll just keep calling your girlfriends!

Sir, is it our fault?

Sir, it's 4:20 a.m. Can you let us out now?

You asked for it.

Why can't you be like your friend there?

He's quiet.

This is pointless.

Tom said they were doing a project for your subject. Is that true?

I didn't even know Channing is working on a project.

Sir, where's my son?

Our sons won't graduate on time because of your project!

Mr. Destino,

your sons won't be graduating.

You'll have to wait until summer.

What?

What's up, guys? This is your boy, Young D.

This is Sexy Music Dance Floor.

I have a new dance cover I hope you'll like it.

Like, comment, share. Right now!

Music, please.

This is my son, Benj.

He's going to be an engineer like me.

Hi, Benj. Pleased to meet you.

Excuse me, son.

I'll just show Mr. Corpuz the model.

What?

Excuse me.

So...

My head's cut off here.

I apologize, sir. It is his fault.

I'm really sorry, sir.

This is for my monument, right?

I'm truly sorry.

I'm very disappointed.

I gave you another chance and look what you're doing.

I mean...

I guess the deal is off.

Hold on, sir. It really was my fault.

Would you please give my dad a second chance?

I'm very sorry.

You better thank your son, Engineer Destino.

Anyway, I'm giving you another chance.

But you better make it good.

Thank you, Mr. Tiny.

Benjamin, I'm not done with you.

Shouldn't you be in class today?

Yes, Dad.

And since when did you learn to read backwards?

Hans!

Hans!

Mom.

There is food. Now you better get ready for school.

Do I really have to go?

Yeah.

I don't want to go back to Germany just yet.

So you have to finish up school this year.

You'll have to stay here a little longer.

-Okay. -Okay.

And...

Please use a deodorant.

You know how hot it gets here in the Philippines.

Not like in Germany.

You don't have to take a shower during winter time.

Okay?

I don't smell, though.

-Of course you do. I've got to go. -Yeah, okay.

And please, next time you watch porn, close the door.

I wasn't watching porn, it's for musical reference.

Hi, babe!

Babe!

You're so gross.

What's that?

Is that what you're wearing to school?

Babe,

ball is life.

-Aren't you coming to class? -Are you?

Don't you get it?

You know, we're always in the public's eye all the time.

We have to look good for the paparazzi.

There's surely a lot of them.

Let's just eat.

Is this it?

You know what, you complain too much!

Just enjoy the food.

Do I look like a goat to you?

Come on.

I'm starving!

Wait! Wait.

I'll take a picture of it first.

Hey, Am-boy. You're going?

Yeah, man. I'm running late for school.

And I'm Australian.

Isn't Australia in America anyway?

Hey, kid! This is the last stop.

Pay up.

Hurry up! I know all your tricks.

Hey! Get back here!

You're good looking.

Finally!

Thanks!

I'll wash my youngest's bottoms with this.

I'm running late.

-This is for washing up. -I need to go!

Go do it there!

Let go!

Thank you!

Thank you! You're really nice.

But, Grandpa, this is mine.

I'll take a bath now, son.

-Thank you. -Sure thing, Grandpa.

Fill it up again.

Great, there's water.

I'll go first.

Okay, Grandma. Go ahead.

Thank you!

No problem!

I guess everyone's finished, yes?

Perhaps you'll let me have my turn because I'm late.

Jeez. I'm off to school without a shower again.

There are many branches of Sociology.

History,

Anthropology,

and Behavioral Economics.

But in this class,

we will discuss the Basics of Sociology in--

Like I was saying,

in this class we'll be discussing

Social Science 1.

My name is Professor Mandy Daluyong.

This Prof must be crazy.

But you can all call me Sir Mandy if you'd like.

Now that I have your attention,

please introduce yourselves. Get to know each other.

I'm Benjamin Destino. I'm an Engineering student.

I love reading novels. I'm also good at playing board games.

I know how to dance.

My name is Thomas Florida, Jr., aka Tom.

Fourth year HRM student,

varsity team captain and three-time MVP.

Nathaniel Dimatulac.

You can call me Nat for short, but not for long.

Fourth year HRM student.

Jersey number 23 in varsity,

but number one in your hearts.

And,

I'm also in the Dean's List, so, girls,

are you into smart guys?

Never mind my looks,

I'm totally yummy.

Johan Sebastian Kaiser. Conservatory.

Chad Paddington.

"Pads" for short. Mass Communication senior.

Born and raised in Australia, and a working student.

Okay.

Now that I know you all, let's start the class.

Sociology 1 is the study of human behavior.

But I will not be teaching you this.

Rather, the best teacher in life... Which is?

Sir, do you mean God?

Is that right?

Mister? What's your name again?

Nat! Of That's My Tomboy Tondo!

You're funny.

Why?

Mr. Nat?

As in "Natalie"?

Does anyone have something else to say?

You know, I've handled worse than this class before.

So I won't be intimidated by your antics.

Prior to this, I was teaching gang members,

gangsters, delinquents at the Boys' Town Academy.

So, Mr. Dimatulac,

you should try harder.

You got served.