Central Park

Nice onesie, little baby. To both of us, I guess.

So, monster trouble?

Yes! It's in arms and armor!

Thanks.

Hey, nice to have "met" you.

Because the museum.

Okay, I'm gonna go fight a monster.

Is that camera following me? That's strange.

Well, I guess it's a classic battle of good versus medieval.

What, nothing? You liked it.

Incredible Fista Puffs theme song, go!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ah, Fista Puffs

Fista Puffs

Fista Puffs

-Is she super smart? -Oh, yeah

-Is she super strong? -Oh, yeah

-Will she beat the monsters? -Oh, yeah

-Is she super awkward? -Oh, y-- No

-Was she hit by a cosmic ray? -I don't think so

-Was she sent here from outer space? -I don't know

-Who is her nemesis? -Bad guys, I guess

-And what's her biggest weakness? -Cute boys

-And is she good at kissing? -None of your business

But probably so She is a superhero after all

-Fista Puffs -Protecting the city

-Fista Puffs -And her jokes are so witty

-Fista Puffs -Defending this land

Fista Puffs

And her jokes always also land

Fista Puffs You're going down in fistory

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Fista Puffs

Fista Puffs

Fista Puffs

Fista, Fista, Puff, Puff, Fista Puffs

-Fista, Fista, Puff, Puff, Fista Puffs -Oh, Fista Puffs

-Fista, Fista, Puff, Puff -Fista Puffs

-Fista Puffs -It's a great day for justice

Fista Puffs

And a bad hair day for villains

-Fista Puffs -It's a great day for justice

Fista Puffs

And a bad hair day for villains

You're going down in fistory

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hey there. You ready to do this?

Do you wanna hydrate first or--

Okay, I guess we're starting. Leaping!

Stepping on your head. Yeah.

A lance? "Joust" a minute.

No more lance.

Have you considered flossing?

Pretty good bathroom visit.

Maybe walk a little faster?

You know what? I'll give you a hand.

Thank you!

Does not smell great in there, and you're gonna eat me. Crap.

Let's try this again.

What's her problem? Just kidding, I know it's the monster.

-Yes! It's in arms and armor-- -Arms and armor.

Yep. I'll go take care of it.

By the way, glad to have "met" you. Cue laughter.

Still nothing? It's a good joke.

Maybe you don't like jokes. Maybe it's you.

Look who found a mace for your face.

I'm gonna get ya.

Nope, didn't get ya.

Crap.

Crap.

Oh, boy.

What about this shield?

Very shieldy.

Whatcha-- Whatcha doin'?

Thinkin' about-- thinkin' about how-- How much you're losing this fight or?

Oh, got it. You're doing that. Crap!

Hey, hey. Do you mind if we take a break?

-Wait, what? -A break. I just need a minute.

Sure. I mean, it's not really my call, but--

Can we stop the simulation?

Okay. End simulation.

-What is wrong with me today? -Wrong? No. You're doing fine.

Everything feels off, like nothing's working.

Oh, I should go call my dog sitter.

-Nice work, Dennis. -Oh, thanks. Means a lot.

-Haze, Sha-Boom, look-- -I bet you just didn't stretch enough.

-You have tight-muscle face. -She does.

-You know what you should do? -What?

Try not to let the monster kill you.

Mix it up a little. Maybe don't die every time.

Yeah, good advice. I'll have to try that.

-How did you pass this test? -No cheating.

This is an important superhero super test for our super squad,

-the Pow Pow Boom Booms. -Pow Pow Boom Boom!

I know. I really wanna be part of it.

Yeah, you do.

Maybe you don't understand how badass our crew is.

-I mean, I think it's really badass. -It's way more badass than that.

You see, it all started because, well, I'm badass.

Close-up on your hero Shoot tight, then zoom

Time to stan your highness

All hail Sha-Boom

It's a regular Monday You're off to work

Your worst moment of the day Is you get short

Come on, man!

Shortchanged by a clerk

But up here An octopus thingy hijacked a mall

And he's ten meters tall. That's pretty tall.

He's real damn tall

I wrap him up in his eight long tents

And squeeze his calamari guts out

It's pretty intense.

The place goes nuts And they give us it all

Ice cream, light up boots And a night at the mall

Your worst day is our walk in the park

While we're chasing Nazis after an ark

That's the plot of Indiana Jones.

An incoming asteroid Is all gloom and doom

That's cute.

That's a weekend in June For the Pow Pow Boom Booms

That's the name of our crew.

Pow Pow Boom Boom When we walk into the room

All you monsters Gonna feel some pain soon

The world may seem all doom and gloom

Till you open up a can Of Pow Pow Boom Boom

Pow Pow Boom Boom When we walk into the room

All you monsters Gonna feel some pain soon

The world may seem all doom and gloom

Till you open up a can Of Pow Pow Boom Boom

Sounds like you guys have a really good thing going.

Hey, you wanna know a secret?

She wants to know if you wanna know a secret.

Yes, I understood the question.

Our crew used to be run By a chick named Shablam

What a freak She was all into glam

She loved glitter.

The secret of my super status How I got the crown

Well, I pushed that freak down

-Wait, that's, like, not good. -What's not? I missed it.

I always have to get something when she talks about her secret.

But it's all for the best It's now running smoother

We're influencers Got more dough than Lex Luthor

So sing that jam and march to our tune

And get down, get dirty With the Pow Pow Boom Booms

That's the name of our crew.

Pow Pow Boom Boom When we walk into the room

All you monsters Gonna feel some pain soon

The world may seem all doom and gloom

Till you open up a can Of Pow Pow Boom Boom

Pow Pow Boom Boom When we walk into the room

All you monsters Gonna feel some pain soon

The world may seem all doom and gloom

Till you open up a can Of Pow Pow Boom Boom

Oh, let me take this real quick.

I'll be right back.

-I'm gonna go stretch my body. -Go stretch it out.

Mom? I can't really talk.

I'm in the middle of my sinister plan thing.

Yeah, my sinister plan. It's going really well.

I made up a whole simulation to expose Fista Puffs to my diminishing ray,

so her powers are diminishing.

Fista Puffs is gonna turn into Fista Pooped.

Diminishing ray? That's what that was.

She's diminishing my powers. That power diminisher!

Yes, I had lunch. I don't know, like a hot dog?

I'm taking care of myself, Mom.

So what if I had that for breakfast? God!

Hot dogs are protein, and they taste yummy.

I'm gonna diminish ray you.

Nothing! Love you, Mom.

Ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five.

You will not believe what I just heard in the bathroom.

Superheroes do not discuss bathroom noises.

No. Sha-Boom was on the phone with her mom.

She's using a diminishing ray on me.

What? Why would her mom do that? She's so nice.

No! Sha-Boom! She's diminishing my powers. Look.

You just punched me in the stomach?

-But it didn't hurt that much, right? -It didn't feel great.

-Let me do it again. -No!

I knew something was off about this whole thing.

-Why is she doing this? -Because I'm a baddie, bad guy. Girl.

Also, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while.

I did something bad in there too.

I've been eating a lot of hot dogs.

Battle!

-Owie. -Yeah, I bet.

Okay, here comes the hair.

Losing powers.

Strength fading.

Puffs de-puffing.

Give up. I've had enough of your puffin' stuff.

Sha-Boom! What the hell?

What about the code of the Pow Pow Boom Booms?

"What about the code of the Pow Pow Boom Booms?"

I guess my answer to that is--

No, no, no, no. Don't haze me.

Time to get boomed!

I've got you. Getting weaker.

Fista Puffs! I'm sorry. You were right. She's awful!