Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Don't wake up. Don't wake up.

Stop! Thief!

Oh.

Ugh.

No, no, no, no! Ammi can't see me like this!

Kamala. Out of bed. It is late.

It's 6:00 a.m., Ammi.

I have been up since 5:00,

so, like I said... late.

Maybe daughters who want more sleep shouldn't stay up all night

playing the World of Crafty-Craft on the computer.

- Ugh. That's not what it's... - You know, Mrs. Rizvi's son Kumail

has already been accepted for an engineering internship this summer.

Ammi, please.

Please what? Huh?

You have so much to offer the world, Kamala.

I am only saying there are better things to do with your time

than to play with some Captain Crunchy toy.

Captain Marvel. Only the greatest superhero that ever lived,

and this is a limited edition collector's statue. Aka: worth a lot of money.

Was that English?

Kamala, you need a real education to get a real job.

Playing with toys isn't a career, last time I checked.

Ammi, I just wish I could wake up one morning

and hear what I'm doing right.

Kamala, pajamas!

Morning.

She making out with that bagel?

Whatever, weirdo.

...known as the New Deal,

which brought about economic relief

for thousands of U.S. citizens.

Now, who can tell me which President created these reforms?

Kamala.

Captain America!

Oh, sorry.

Hey, go away.

You first, freak.

Nobody wants you here.

Inhumans need to go back to where they came from.

Hey, idiots! I hate to tell you this,

but they're from the same place you are,

like right next door, so back off.

What do you know about it?

You one of them? Probably is.

These two look like they shop at the same Dumpster.

Defective freaks with defective powers.

I'll show you defective!

Oh, no, I really hope that's not Mr. Lane's car.

Missed!

Thanks.

Go on. Go home.

She's really here!

Doreen's never gonna believe this.

I mean, seriously, look at her go.

I wanna be her so bad.

What are you talking about? We're totally her.

Uh, Doreen, keep hydrating, 'cause I think you're delirious.

She's perfect.

We're weird.

Break time's over.

And there's nothing weird about us.

You have stretchy powers,

and I have squirrel powers.

Big deal.

We've got courage. We've got guts,

determination, just like Captain Marvel.

Although, now that I think about it,

I might be more like Tony Stark.

All brainy and mysterious.

And we have our own page on the Hero Watch App.

It's super easy to use.

You just add stuff by pressing this button.

Pictures, audio... you name it, people can follow it.

I posted this last night.

Yeah, I don't know, D.

This is more your thing than mine.

And we have no followers.

Yet. Wait and see.

We'll get tons.

Not if I keep blowing it, like today.

Tippy!

You choked a little.

So what? It happens.

You still stepped up to protect that girl.

Except she was the brave one.

She didn't deny being an Inhuman.

So next time, don't.

It's not like you're not gonna get another chance to make it right.

Not these days.

People really don't like you guys.

They're just scared of what they don't know.

A big wave of Terrigen Mist

floats in from out of nowhere,

and suddenly some random people get super-powers.

Didn't help that a bunch of them were certainly freaking out

and fighting each other.

I mean, what is that even about?

I don't know.

But I really wanna show people

that Inhumans are good guys, too, even heroes.

Well, if anyone can, it's you.

Aah!

Hey, you're the one that did a snack break.

Help!

Help! Someone stop that thief!

Huh.

Looks like it's time for two legendary heroes...

Ms. Marvel and Squirrel Girl!

Let's get nuts!

And something about stretchy powers.

It'll come to me.

Hey, S.G., doesn't it cost a lot to rip your clothes off every time?

Nope, not with the magic of snaps.

It's Tippy's idea.

That's gotta be the guy that robbed the cart.

Hey, hoodie dude, stop.

Come here!

- S.G.! - Got him!

Guy covered in squirrels says what?

What?

Aah!

Ha! No one escapes the...

big hand of the law.

Hey, come on,

that was really...

almost a thing.

I mean, oh, so close.

Whatever.

But you're still under arrest for grand theft...

What did you steal?

A hotdog.

Well, you're not a villain.

You're barely even a thief.

I am not a thief!

I'm not normally anyway.

I was just doing what I had to, so let me go

before something bad happens again.

Was that a threat?

Stay away from me.

Whoa, dude, calm down. Tell me what's going on?

I've been through some pretty intense stuff myself.

It's okay. We wanna help you.

I uh...

My tail!

No, S.G., don't. Let's chill a second, figure out...

No, Double-M.

You mess with the girl, you get the squirrel!

Hey, back off!

Watch out!

Thanks. W-Who are you?

Victor Kohl. And you're the famous Ms. Marvel.

How did you...

Wait. Famous?

Dante, how many times do I have to say this?

Stop this now and come with me.

You should've just left me alone.

Does this make us even?

Sure. Yeah. Why not?

I'm sorry, but you shouldn't have gotten in the way.

That's an apology?

Did either of you see where he went?

Mm-mm.

You didn't just happen to run into us, did you?

You were looking for that kid, Dante. Why?

That's Inhuman business.

I am Inhuman.

See? Told ya.

Then you know we've got a situation on our hands...

Inhumans causing chaos all over town.

I'm part of a group trying to stop that.

We'd rather help rogues like Dante ourselves

instead of letting humans handle it.

I know he attacked us,

but when I saw the look on his face,

it felt like there was something else going on,

like he was... afraid.

Double-M, he tried to roast us alive.

Good guys don't do that.

I've been tracking Dante for weeks.

He's out of control.

Even burned down his own house back in Illinois.

I have to bring him in before things get worse.

To the individuals beneath us,

you are now in an enhanced-incident area.

Please stay where you are.

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Wait.

Don't worry. They're the superhero cops.

- They'll help. - They're still human.

At some point, they always turn on us.

Let's go.

But running will just make us look guilty.

Suit yourself.

What part of "stay where you are" didn't he get?

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Daisy Johnson.

I'd like to call my lawyer,

but I don't have one.

So just skip it and read us our rights.