Single Princesses and Blind Dates (单身公主相亲记 / Dan Sheng Gong Zhu Xiang Qing Ji)

it will result in a cup of...

good tea...

Finally,

Drink it when it is 70 to 90 degrees,

and keep it at a low temperature.

And while it is still hot...

Such good tea!

Let me ask you, who is George Mikan?

He does political events.

Wrong!

He is the first Legendary center in NBA's history.

Let me ask you again.

MK-26，armed air faced missile launcher;

How many seconds does it launch?

I don't know.

Adding ice into whiskey has two advantages.

What are the 2 advantages?

OK!

You don't know anything

about tea and basketball.

Does your life have any meaning then?

Well, I need to give you a lot of help.

What do you want to do?

Zen's stick!

What are you doing?

Sorry, miss...

That gentleman there says that you're picking up the tab.

Me?

Excuse me, I'll be going first.

Excuse me.

We didn't order food.

$20 should been enough, right?

Sorry, your money's not enough.

Before you arrived,

that gentleman already had

one steak, two salads,

four plates of snail and, also,

What?

How did I become so unlucky?

Do you want me to give you a lift?

No!

Haven't we met somewhere before?

Luckily, no!

You don't really need a ride?

Yes!

Let me ask, can I go now?

I think I just heard the waiter say that

you have already spent all your money.

So what?

Then, are you planning

to walk home?

You!

Come on. Get on the bike.

I'll give you a lift for free.

I don't need your free ride.

And I absolutely don't need your pity!

Okay...

It makes no difference to me.

Lunatic.

How come it's raining?

It's good that we brought an umbrella.

Coming!

Stop knocking.

Didn't I ask you to call me when you get here?

My cellphone's not working.

How do I call you?

It's broken?

Don't fuss anymore. It's because of you

calling me at the interview.

You called me, I picked up the phone,

someone pushed me, and then it broke.

Well, your cellphone died before you could succeed.

There's no man here today!

I never let men inside my house.

That is my philosophy, did you forget?

I didn't forget it. I'm just curious.

Curious?

You are such a nosy person.

Where is Tong Tong?

Is she on a blind date?

That's my best guy.

I'm telling you...

What time is it?

It's not six o'clock yet. Why?

Let me calculate.

1:30 pm... 2:30 pm...

There's a chance!

It's been more than four hours, there's a chance!

There's a chance? What kind of philosophy is this?

After getting so much experience,

this is the philosophy I have established.

Anyhow, as you say.

It's true,

I'm not as good as you when it comes to dating,

but I definitely have more experience than you when it comes to blind dates.

According to my observations,

a blind date that last more than 3 hours

has a success rate of

50 out of 100.

If a man sends her back later,

the success rate is

80 out of 100!

Tong Tong has come back.

Coming!

Who is it?

Brother Shi, it's me.

Who are you?

I don't know you.

Brother Shi, remember when we lived in the dormitory?

I would always take over your computer

to play games. You forgot already?

Not only did you take over my computer,

you also took over my bed.

Brother Shi, you have a good memory.

Eating? Very good!

Brother Shi, I haven't eaten anything.

Wait! Let me tell you...

Go out by this road

and to your left, you will find a cafe.

Thank you. See you again.

Bro, don't be so extreme.

Do you think that my place

is a refugee center?

It's not that, Brother Shi

It's like this: the company I work for

is going into recession.

I came all the way here

just to look for you.

Didn't you see how heavy the rain is today?

You're not just going to let me live on the streets, are you?

I can.

Furthermore, I'll open my eyes wider.

See you later!

Okay... Okay, come in!

Really? Thanks, senior!

You two: you don't need to hide anymore.

Come out!

Help me move the luggage in.

Then, the things at the back of the car?

Move everything in.

Here. Put this there. Be careful.

What? This much!

There is more in the car...

It's a little salty.

Don't add so much salt next time, ok?

Oh yeah, is there anything else to eat?

Here, have some water.

Be careful, it's hot.

Carry, let me borrow your notebook for a moment.

There is still a case

that I have to do tomorrow.

Are you crazy? Your fever has gone up to 38.7 degrees.

Is your work more important than your life?

But my company... I...

What is your case called? I'll help you do it.

I'm off tomorrow anyway.

But, Richard, he

will not approve.

This Richard is a guy right?

If it's a man then Carry can handle it.

That's right.

What is the case's main idea?

The happiness of Eden's Garden.

I got it.

God created all living things;

including Adam.

He put Adam to sleep,

and from his body,

he took a rib

and created Eve from it.

The place that they made their home

was called the garden of Eden.

It was like paradise;

a beautiful garden.

One day...

God told them:

"You can eat all the fruits

in the orchard

except for the fruits from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil;

you are forbidden to eat them".

Who says that we can't eat the fruits from this tree?

I'm the snake...

the God created

with the wittiest spirit.

But then, God

created humanity.

I cannot accept

that there are those who exist who are smarter than me.

Who are you?

Who I am is not important.

I am the one sent from God to test your love.

Do you really want to accept him

as your husband

to be with you from now on

in good times and bad,

in sickness and in health?

Will you love him

for better or for worse

until death do you apart?

Yes, I do.