You Shouldn't Have Let Me In

All right, I...

I gotta go.

I have to go hang more dicks on the wall,

for my cousin's bachelorette party.

I gotta go.

Ciao.

Hello?

Brianna, where are you?

I'm heading back now, Jenny.

Are you drunk?

- No! - Yes, you are.

Don't ruin this weekend for Rochelle.

I won't. I won't. Chill.

Oh, God.

Such a biatch.

Argh.

Who is that?

Oh!

Help.

No!

Please!

Who are you?

Leave me alone.

Please, help!

I think it's done.

-What? -Your drink.

Yeah, sorry.

Oh, my God, no more work!

-Put that away. -Hey, oh, my God.

-No more. -Come on.

I just have one last work thing, okay?

I think the assistant to the assistant manager

is gonna survive without you,

- for one week. - Hey, I am executive assistant

to the CEO of one of the largest firms in Pittsburgh.

Your firm connects people to plumbers.

It's a job. It pays the bills.

Something until I figure out what I want to do.

-Hm. -I hope you're daydreaming about

all the hot hookups you're gonna have

with beautiful Italian men. -Ew, Blake.

- Maybe you are. -Yeah, I am.

All day, every day.

Do you think Rochelle... -No.

How do you know what I was gonna say?

Because I know the look on your face.

You promised we weren't gonna talk about the thing.

I didn't talk about the thing the entire plane right here.

Because we've talked the thing to death.

Please.

I really have to talk about the thing.

Why is this coming up now?

You were fine at the engagement party.

You're fine at all the other pre-wedding shit.

Your smiling face is plastered all over social media.

Why is this happening now?

Because it's actually happening.

I'm here. I'm in Italy.

Yes! So have some fun!

I can't.

Well, then you should have said no

to all of it... -I should have

said something two years ago. But I...

But you didn't, so what can you do now?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Okay, look.

I think what Rochelle did was really shitty.

Thank you.

And it's not just what she did. It's how she's changed.

How our friendship has changed.

Yeah.

Maybe it's fame. Maybe it's... Richard.

Well, you want to talk shit about Richard, count me in.

That guy gives me trust fund date rape vibes.

-Always has. -Always.

I never see her anymore.

Unless it's some perfectly Instagrammable

crafted event, which I avoid like plague.

Hm.

I mean, that's just life.

Hey, you want to know what I think?

Hm.

I think you're in a rut.

Okay.

You know why?

Too much work.

Steamy British romance shows and takeouts.

Sometimes, it's a steamy British romance novel.

You're literally a week away from getting a cat.

I'm not that desperate.

I don't want a cat. I want

a change. -Hmm.

Want an adventure.

You're literally on one right now.

Oh, my God. Look. Okay, look.

-Look out the window. -Hmm.

You want a change?

You want to find yourself?

Start right here.

See how beautiful that is?

What's done is done. Just let it go.

I want you to have fun 'cause I love you so much.

'Cause if your moping cock blocks me, I swear I will kill you.

Okay.

Just wish we could

drop our shit off and take a shower.

Yeah, well, that's what you get for not adhering

to the queen's agenda.

Did Her Majesty say when she was gonna be here?

I don't know, but I need, like, three drinks.

Oh, my God!

-Oh, I'm so excited. -Mwah.

It's the terrible trio together again.

Maybe make it a Fab four.

Blake, Kelsey, remember Jenny?

How could we forget the Jenny

from the six pre-wedding meetings and the other

27 meetings leading up to your nuptial?

-Hi, Jenny. -Nice to see you both again.

I thought I sent over the itinerary and wardrobe list,

but maybe I forgot.

Oh, no, no, you didn't. I, uh...

I thought we would have time to go to the B&B

and take shower and leave our stuff.

I'm so sorry. This won't happen again.

It's fine. We just won't post the pics with Kelsey.

Ow! Babe.

Now I'm here. I guess the gang's all back together.

Yeah, totally, like, in a weirder way, but yeah.

And GNT, as per usual.

-Thanks. -You think I forgot your order?

No, that's the only thing you haven't forgotten.

Uh, where's Brianna?

Oh, my God, Crazy Brianna's here. I totally forgot.

Remember that time sophomore year,

she drank all that jungle juice

and pissed herself? -And pissed herself?

Yeah, she came early to set up,

but apparently there was too much for her.

She's just pulling a Brianna.

She really let us down.

She did put in a lot of work.

I know that the decorations weren't really on brand,

but if she needs to blow off some steam

with whoever she's hooking up with, it is what it is, right?

You're a generous God.

Okay. Um, now that we're all here,

I think it's time for the groom to go on his very way.

-I'll miss you. -I know.

I'd rather stay with you girls.

All right, ladies.

Blake, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't worry, none of us are into Ketamine, so...

Yikes. Trouble in paradise.

He doesn't deserve her.

Don't forget our hashtags, okay? Rich and Roche.

Rich and Roche in Rome. Rich wrangles Roche.

-Yeah. -Hashtag kill me.

Hashtag you're in a Mediterranean

paradise, so lighten up.

Hey!

So where is the bachelor party?

He's going to meet his boys on the other side of the island

and then we'll meet up in a few days

just before the big day in Rome.

Oh, my God. Speaking of boys.

Okay, wait, before we go in the water, can we get a picture?

Fine.

Cee Cee, do you mind, just since you're not

in the right beach wear. Sorry. You know how it is.

There's just sponsors for everything.

Yeah, not at all.

Smile.

And...

Thanks, girl.

Okay, later.

Um... Do you mind just staying with our stuff?

Just 'cause I would hate for it to.

-Yep. Well, of course. -Thanks.

You're here.

Make the most of it.

Uh, hey, guys, I'm gonna go

explore the town a little bit, okay?

Okay. Have fun.

- Okay. -Keep your phone on you.

Kelsey.

Come to me.

Ai!

Shit, I'm sorry.

I-I don't speak Italian.

Oh, missing?

-Missing. -I'm sorry, I haven't seen her.

God bless.

Sorry, I was-I was just wondering about the necklace.

Ah, yes.

So sorry, miss.

Let me get that for you.

It's so beautiful.

It's very old, very ancient.

The red paint is gorgeous.