Evil Judgment

The Supreme Court today

upheld a conviction of the four underworld leaders

who were sentenced to life imprisonment

by Judge Ronald Robertson

during the inquiry into organized crime.

Judge Robertson,

making his first public appearance

since his retirement,

was visibly elated by the court's decision,

but would offer no comment to the press.

Defense arguments had centered on allegations

that Judge Robertson had suffered a nervous breakdown

after the murder of his wife

and should have been declared incompetent

to render judgment on the accused.

Loonies.

A pain in the ass.

Dr. Parker, please report to surgery.

Dr. Parker, surgery.

Come on, come on.

Let's get you back in bed.

Come on, get up.

Come on.

There you are.

There.

Now, lie still and take it easy,

and things will be looked after,

just as you would like it to be.

Now, we'll just clean your arm --

However, the psychiatric tests

requested by the defense

proved inconclusive

and the motion for a mistrial was overturned.

Following this victory,

Judge Robertson will permanently retire from the bench,

thus sending a long and illustrious career

on a note of triumph.

More news and the weather after these messages.

Please push the button

to open the door, Nurse.

May I see a pass, please?

Hey!

Attention, security!

There has been an unauthorized exit

in the East corridor.

Please report immediately.

Attention, security!

There has been an unauthorized --

Upon exiting the courthouse,

Chief Inspector Armstrong,

who was instrumental in the arrest of the mob figures,

said that this decision was a milestone.

Zio!

Zio!

You wanna turn that up?

They're talking about the mob trial.

Why would you want to listen to that shit?

Anyways, that's not what our customers

come to see here.

Here, make yourself useful.

I lost the key.

-after the murder of his wife

and should have been declared incompetent.

Eco.

Hey, Dino!

You didn't practice on that

when I wasn't around, did you?

You're welcome.

Ciao, arrivederci.

See you later.

Hey, Jerry.

Good morning.

Do you want a cup of coffee, babe?

Sure.

He refuses to eat this.

What do you mean he refuses to eat it?

That's good soup.

I make the soup myself.

Hey, what's wrong with the soup?

It tastes like piss.

What the fuck do you know about the food?

Give me another soup, or I don't pay a cent.

That fucking dog doesn't pay the gas bill, en?

You're the boss.

Still tastes like piss.

You know, that guy may be out of it,

but he sure is right about your boss's soup.

Jesus Christ!

You fucking bum!

What you think you're doing?!

If you wanna sell piss, sell piss.

1 kill you, you son of a bitch!

Another satisfied customer, Jerry?

Hi, Liz.

Hi, April.

Could you get me a Coke, please?

Yeah, I'll get it.

God's gift over there is as friendly as usual.

You bring out the best in them.

For Christ's sake, Jerry, will you relax?

Here.

Take one of your downers.

Boy, if this keeps up,

I won't be able to pay my rent,

let alone my dance classes.

I said you could move in with me.

But if you get busted,

where will that leave me?

Besides, we only have one thing in common.

That's good enough for me.

Anyways, is slaving for peanuts in this dump

better than living with me?

Didn't you say I had to pay half the expenses?

Yeah, but that won't last forever.

My business is bound to pick up.

I've heard that one before.

Hi, kids. Hi, April.

Shove off, April.

This is private.

What's the matter, Diamond Jim?

Afraid I'll stick you with the bill?

Oh, I got money for coffee.

I just don't have any for penicillin.

Would you two cut it out?

Or I'm gonna leave.

Don't bother.

I think I've had enough of the Virgin Mary here.

Yeah, that's what your mother should have stayed.

Or maybe she gave up sex when she saw you.

You know, where I come from,

they strap hookers to a mule

and then run 'em out of town.

Is that how your mother got to America?

Lighten up, Dino.

I mean, you started it, you know?

Yeah.

See you later.

What's he got against women?

Not women, April.

Just hookers.

Some holier than thou asshole.

We get less of a hassle from the Catholic Church.

That's it for the evening?

You guessed it.

You know, you ought to get into something more honest.

Something that pays.

Like hooking.

You're not gonna start that again, are you?

Actually, I am.

If you'll just -- The answer is no, April.

Just shut up and listen.

No way, April.

Janet, you could make more in one night

than you make in a whole month in this dump.

You know, the money is fun to dream about,

but I'd hate to think what Dino would do

if he ever found out.

You don't owe him shit.

I know he's a bit of a chauvinist --

A bit?

But he always comes through when I need him.

He makes Blue Beard look like a women's libber.

Let's try something a little tamer

to see what suckers men really are.

What have you got in mind?

Come with me.

We're gonna put your dancing skills to good use.

But I haven't finished work yet.

Doesn't matter.

Jerry will thank you.

Come on.

Get up here. Go on.

You know, April can't figure what I see in you.

Boy, what she doesn't know.

Hey, we can at least keep April

out of the bedroom, can't we?

Come on.

I'm just trying to make you feel good.

All right.

I'm sorry.

You know, my turns are really coming together

down at the dance studio.

Raul said he might even put me in his next showcase.

You opening a strip joint?

You've got a one track mind.

1 didn't know there was anything else

worth thinking about.

Oh, you really are a case.

Do you think...

do you know if that deal you're working on

might come through soon?

It looks good.

It isn't a hundred percent yet, though.

Don't worry.

I told you how things are now.

I just wanna concentrate on my dancing.

Jan, I'm not holding out on you.

You'll be the first to know.

Well, what am I supposed to do in the meantime?

Hey, what is this all of a sudden?