Young & Hungry

You know what makes me really mad?

Racism? Classism?

I don't know any more isms.

I didn't get the promotion.

They gave it to a guy, of course,

who's been there half the time I have.

I bet he's only half as qualified too.

That's sexism.

Another ism.

Gabi, I'm really upset.

Sofia, if you feel that way then you should just quit.

I did. - What?

How are we gonna pay our bills?

How are we gonna pay our rent?

Hey, how about a little support for the girl

who floated your rent when you were in Switzerland?

Or who gave up cable so that you could have chef's knives?

And who really needs a hug and a roll of cookie dough.

Oh, okay. No, you know what? You're right.

It's gonna be fine.

Yeah, you quit your job.

Gabi, how bout some coffee for these guys?

I don't know if that's a good idea,

they haven't blinked since I got here.

They're probably just in the zone for their interview.

I'm hiring a paid intern to help me roll out my new app.

I know somebody who needs to get paid.

Sofia.

Gabi, these guys all have MBA's.

Josh, I don't care about basketball.

I care about Sofia getting a job, okay?

Will you please just interview her?

You're putting me in a really awkward position.

Which I should be used to by now.

Just give her an interview. You might be surprised.

I mean we are best friends but we are nothing alike.

Sold.

Have her here in an hour.

Thank you.

And if she's not the best interview you've ever had

I will work for free.

No, went too far.

The point is, she will be great

and you will still have to pay me. Good day, sir.

Well, you're an adorable little red riding hood.

What a deep voice you have, grandmother.

You know what, I'm not feeling this, it's weird.

My mother dropped off a kugel for you,

'cause she adores you.

I love that you and my mom get along.

So when the hell am I gonna meet your mother?

Oh, is that a thing? That we have to do?

What's going on?

Are you embarrassed of me? Am I not good enough?

Did you tell her I was Korean?

It's not you, it's her.

My mom is crazy mean.

Like a short, Asian, Simon Cowell.

And I can be her Ryan Seacrest.

Don't worry, moms love me.

And we're gonna be family.

You have told her we're engaged?

Gabi's the one that outed me to my parents.

Only a matter of time before she tells them this.

Elliot, if you don't call your mom

and invite her over this weekend,

you're not getting my kugel.

And I think you know what that means.

Oh, honey, you know you're not chopping anything, right?

I'm pretending to work

while Sofia finishes her interview with Josh.

I get it. I'm pretending to be sober.

Hey, how'd it go?

Crushed it! I could teach a class on crushing it.

But I'm gonna be too busy in my fancy new job

where I will be crushing it.

Yeah!

This is so great, we're gonna be working together.

It's gonna be just like when we were camp counselors,

except with no pesky virginity to lose.

Yeah!

Well, I am going to lunch with Reuben because, well,

I don't know. I think he's about to drop the l-word.

I l-word the l-word.

Me too! This is the best day ever, thank you!

Welcome. Bye. - Bye.

Isn't Sofia amazing?

She's smart, she has a good head for business,

she's clean.

You're right, she is all of those things.

But I'm gonna go with Dexter.

He's got a business degree from Stanford and in his spare time

he researches artificial intelligence.

But Sofia's intelligence is real.

Gabi, look, I'm sorry. I made up my mind.

Do you want me to break the news to her?

No, I'll do it when I get home.

It's better coming from a friend.

Wait, last question.

Is it possible that I could hire an intern?

Hey, Sofia, I got something to tell you.

No, no, no, he said I could tell you.

Wait, why would Ruben tell you to break up with me?

'Cause he's a candy ass, little baby man.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

He dropped the l-word all right.

"Let go of my arm, Sofia. It's over."

God, I suck. I've got no man, no job.

The only shred of hope I have left

is if I get that job at Josh's.

Yeah, about that shred.

I didn't get it, did I?

The only thing you blew...

was Josh's mind.

What do you mean?

I mean you, uh...

you, uh... - I got the job?

I got the job!

It appears that way.

Oh, my God! Why didn't you text me earlier?

'Cause I, wanted to see your face when you...

you heard the news.

Thank God, I'm so happy!

Thank you, this is unbelievable!

It sure is.

What are you doing?

Oh, it's nine o'clock and I need it to be nine-thirty.

You know that's not how time works, huh?

I know, but Sofia was so depressed when I got home last night,

I didn't have the heart to tell her

she didn't get the internship,

so, I gotta get Josh out of here

before she gets here for her fake first day.

Can you just play along until I figure out what to do?

Please? I'll do anything.

Anything?

Can I get that in writing?

No, no, no. Scratch that. No paper trail.

Good morning.

Oh, hey Josh. Listen, I packed your breakfast to go

so you're not late for your meeting, goodbye.

Gabi, I'm fine. The meeting's in an hour.

Oh, oh, ho-ho, really?

Well, that clock must be broken

because my watch says it's nine o' clock.

Oh, so I'm on time for work?

Son of a bitch, my watch is broken.

Have Elliot fix this.

Okay, all right, good bye. - I'm gonna be late.

Hi!

I'm here, at my job!

And I brought coffee like you asked me to.

Okay, so where's Josh?

Ah, you just missed him.

But, don't worry,

he left me a list of things for you to get started on.

The first of which is to...

take pictures of everything in his office.

Why?

Why indeed.

In case there's a fire and he has to recreate everything

in a second location, duh.

Oh, rich people are weird.

Hey, Yolanda.

Hey, working girl.

Oh no, she's here!

She's here!

Oh God, what am I gonna do with her all day?

Introduce her to the exciting fast-paced world of watch repair.

Josh wants you to get that fixed.

Hello, mother, it's lovely to see you.

It's lovely you can see at all with those fat cheeks.

This is incredible.

I feel like I should be taking notes.

Mother,

I want to show you something.

Oh, my God!

You found a ring that fits you.

That's why I wanted to talk to you,

a wonderful man has asked me to marry him.

Whoa, fancy.

Whoa, fancier.

Yeah, well, Josh has expensive tastes.

Josh?

Mrs. Park. Elliot didn't tell me you were stopping by.

He just told me about the engagement!

Isn't it exciting?

Sorry men of the world,

Elliot Park is of the market.

Hey, I'm late for a meeting.

I just forgot a bag in my office.

I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it!

Mrs. Park, always good to see you.

You, too...

Son-in-law.

How did you score that, Miss Fatty Labelle?

Sofia, uh, I just remembered,

Josh wants you to move that plant behind the door!

What? - Stop questioning me!

Now what? - Okay, uh, now back to business.