Cupid’s Paradise

I found our next match!

Mariam, and Josh, thank you for trusting me

with your pursuit of love!

On your trip back home...

you will find your family and friends.

We hope you enjoyed your stay in...

Cupid's Paradise!

A six?

You don't like Cupid's selection for you?

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No, of course I do.

King Cupid is a genius, right?

Jenn, right?

Hi.

Hi.

Did you order yet?

Can I get you a drink?

No thank you, I...

don't really like drinking.

Uhm, do you like shots?

I love shots!

Two tequilla shots please!

So what do you do for fun?

Bottoms up!

I'm sorry, I'm...

I'm not feeling very well.

Let me get you a glass of water--

No no, Ken--

- Kevin. - Right...

you're really nice...

but...

I'm looking for at least an eight.

Times up! Times up!

Times up! Times up!

Please!...

just let me have one more date!

He could be the one!

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Times... up!...

for Elizabeth Wilson.

After 100 dates without a match...

you... will now become a permanent employee of...

Cupid's Paradise!

Well I'm sure that won't happen to you.

Good luck finding your match.

Yep.

He's just a six.

Well, yeah...

but how do I get assigned with a nine or a ten?

I know of something, which could help you.

What is it? I'll do anything!

You can have this for free.

My god! Uhm...

thank you!

That's... amazing!

I- I just drink it?

Ok... thanks!

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Purchase this before your times up!

Yeah, I like that.

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Alright!

Let's do this!

Hi!

How are you?

Good! Thank you! How are you?!

I love what you're wearing.

Thanks!

You can be my little pussy cat.

What?

Ha ha!... you know how much I love the pussy cat.

I gotta go.

Hi...

I really need a higher score.

Ok, great!

No, no, no-no-no...

How many kids you wanna have?