Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

SHARKNADO EPISODE IV THE FOURTH AWAKENS

It has been five years since the last Sharknado.

Tech company Astro-X has used their revolutionary energy system...

to stabilize the atmosphere and prevent the formations of all tornadoes,

using cheap, clean reactors dubbed Astro-Pods.

The world has been peaceful and prosperous thanks to Astro-X's visionary founder...

Aston Reynolds, but now the future is about to be threatened once again...

We created faster, smarter space transportation.

We brought Colonel Gilbert Grayson Shepard back from the moon.

We prevented the formation of sharknadoes

with our revolutionary weather stabilization system,

and we made the world a cleaner, safer place for our nation's children.

What will Astro-X do next?

Hi. I'm Aston Reynolds, and I have totally eradicated the sharknado threat,

so join me at the grand opening of Shark World,

our themed hotel in Las Vegas. What does that equal?

360, 24/7 fun.

Slots, sharks. What?

Bring the family, and I guarantee you...

- Sweetheart, what are you drawing? - It's Mommy!

Why don't you go out and get your daddy and tell him to come in.

Okay.

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Cousin Gemi's coming over to pick you up.

- Go inside, and get ready. - Okay, come here, man.

What's happening, my little Gila monster? (LAUGHING)

Let's go.

Come on, Gil. Say goodbye to your cousin Gemini. We gotta go.

- What if a storm comes? - You don't worry about that.

You're a Shepard, and I love you.

Come here, you. I love you.

- Take care of Grandma, okay? - Okay.

- Okay. - Love you, Ma.

- Bye. Have fun. - Mom, I promise. I may get a little crazy.

Bye.

Don't go to prison!

Over here! Over here! Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds.

Mr. Reynolds, what inspired you to create a hotel full of sharks?

I wanted to create the greatest hotel in the world, and with this hotel,

I give it to 'em, and I achieved it with clean energy.

Oh, my God. I love you, Aston.

So you're here for the Shark World opening, I take it.

No, we're here for a family reunion at the Stratosphere. My son's on military leave.

Military leave. That's nice. Must be proud. Drop, and give me 40!

- Keep your eyes on the road! - It's not my first rodeo. I got this.

Be careful in this town, by the way. This is a nutty place. You might get in trouble.

Oh, no. We'll take care of it. We're fine.

We're just here for a little family fun and relaxation.

Yeah, Vegas is a great place to relax. Drinking, gambling, smoking, prostitution.

- Bring the kids. That's what I say. - What are you doing?

That was Kansas, and this is Vegas.

You got a problem with the way I look?

We're here.

Hey, if you like those jokes, I got more. Look, it's nice being your Uber driver.

If you need me, I'm in town. Give me a buzz.

- Fin Shepard? - How you doing?

How'd you like to be a guest host at Chippendale's?

Yeah, maybe in another lifetime.

You're welcome anytime, though, sweetheart.

Come here. Throw the dice. Blow.

Girls, girls, girls, give me luck.

Yeah! There we go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Run away from the sharknado It's your greatest...

You know, I'm not much of a gambler.

I think after this thing, I'm just gonna head back to the room.

No, no, no. I promised Raye Raye we're gonna have some good family fun.

- Oh, yeah? In Vegas? - In Vegas.

We'll see.

Who's that guy?

Looks fun. I'll jump if you jump.

It's not happening. Prefer to keep my feet on the ground.

There are a lot of single ladies out here tonight.

- Looks like it. - Try to keep yourself out of trouble.

What's the matter?

Do I need to protect you from a little thunder and lightning?

I can see where Li'I Gil gets it from.

It's not that.

- Matt. - Dad!

- Matt, where are you? - In a plane!

What do you mean you're up in a plane? You're supposed to meet me here at the pool.

We're over Vegas.

We'll meet you poolside.

Ground control, I have eyes on what looks like a sandstorm.

Should I change directions or head back to base?

- Proceed with your flight plan. - Is that a sandstorm?

I know what you're thinking, but we haven't had a sharknado in five years.

- That's what worries me. - We're right by three Astro-X pods.

They'll take it down if it grows into something bigger.

Sandstorm is approaching AstroPod 49A. Copy?

- Roger that. - Do you have the coordinates?

Zero vector Charlie.

We have visual. Locking in coordinates right now.

Son, are you prepared to take the plunge and jump?

Yes.

Gabrielle, do you accept Matt to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Matt, do you take Gabrielle to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

- What the hell is that? - Do you still have eyes on the storm?

The pulse didn't work!

The thing is still moving, and it's headed straight towards Vegas!

- They're not decreasing. - Yes, sir. We've increased the pulse by 30%,

and I can confirm that all AstroPods are fully functional within a 200-mile radius.

- But the storm isn't responding! - No. I don't know why it's not responding.

Some days, I wish my job was just drinking wine all day.

We've gotta get you over to the press room.

- Sir. - Not now, number eight.

Sir, on instruction, it's a code 9-dash-5-9-B level emergency.

How bad is it?

- Do not open the hotel until I give word. - I'm on it. I'm gone with the wind.

- Go! Go! Go! - Ladies first.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Oh, no!

- Matt! - Gabby!

Matt!

Matt!

Gabby!

Matt!

- Dad! - Matt!

- Come on. - Where are we going?

To get 'em!

Breaking news just into our newsroom. There are reports of a tornado near Las Vegas.

Already reports of damage, and residents and tourists

are urged at this time to get inside. Now, Emergency crews...

What channel is NBC, Jamie?

Show me NBC.

We will keep our viewers up to date as more details emerge.

- How did you do that? - Voice remote.

We just had Xfinity X1 installed.

What everyone must be wondering is why these storms are happening now.

Billionaire Aston Reynolds created a successful pulse technology

to stop the formation of sharknadoes before they became a threat.

Apparently it's now faltered.

Oh, my God.

Jackpot!

Come on.

Jackpot!

Come on, Norm. We gotta go.

- Help! - Let me off!

All right, I'm gonna get Matt. Help those people over there.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Come on! Get out!

Get out! Out! Come on! Out!

Out! Get out! Go, go, go!

Gabby! Try to land down there!

Dad! Grab Gaby!

- Grab my wife! - Wife?

Hang on! I'm coming for you!

Hold on!

I can't hold on!

- There are sharks below! - Come towards me! We'll get in the car!

I can do this. I can do this.

You're gonna have to climb up! Climb up me!

Pull!

Reach!

We'll be safer in the car!

Fin Shepard. Welcome to the family.

- Fin! The car isn't steady! - You need to get out of here!

We can take care of ourselves! You're not safe here! Go!

- We need to get out of this car. - Why?

Strap in.

- What are you doing? - I'm surfing.

- You're crazy! - It's what I do best.

We're gonna head towards that! Open your door!

Hold on!

All right. Let's go find Matt and Gemini.

Gabrielle, jump in the back.

Fin! Thank God you're alive!

- How'd you get down? - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Elvis!

Hail to the king.

I found Matt. He's a mile down the Strip.

Flood!

I don't see Matt anywhere!

The G.P.S. says he's on top of the Empire State Building. We have to get to him.

- How are we gonna drive through the flood? - We're not.

The devastation of the Las Vegas sharknado,

which curiously this time is sand-based, is immense.

Many iconic hotels have been destroyed,

as well as the famous "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign

that has greeted visitors from around the world.

Oh, Aston, what have you done?

I see the hotel!

We've got incoming! Gabrielle, take the wheel. Stay the course.

Let's find some weapons.

Savanna, I told you to lay off the buffets.

- Daddy, now's not the time! - Where's your brother?

- Daddy! - Grayson! Get over here!

- Hold on! Hold on! - Hold on!

Daddy!

Hey, bud, you know how to raise a sail?

- Of course not! - Grab your friends, and figure it out.

Hey, grab this line! Pull as hard as you can!

Don't stop pulling!

Pull it, you baby! You're hoisting like my sister!

Sorry! I've never raised the sails on a pirate ship before!

I'm an accountant, all right?

Sharks! There's sharks coming!