Kenan

- Uh, uh, uh. - Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Ooh. Now, walk.

The party already started, huh?

Let me get in on this dance. Stanky Leg--

- That stinks. - Wait.

- Do the Stanky Leg-- - Stanky Leg is a dance?

Yeah, what did you think it was?

A medical condition that you got in Vietnam.

Vietnam? Girl, how old do you think I am?

Old enough to know that the Stanky Leg is dead.

Now, could you move along, Grandpa?

You're ruining our TikTok.

Really? That's funny. 'Cause I could have sworn

that Birdie wasn't able to get that app on her phone.

Uncle Gary and Papa Rick fixed it.

Aren't they cool?

Yeah, they is super cool.

Why don't you go play outside, while I thank them?

Outside? I don't have that app.

Uh, it's not an app. It's a magical place

where kids go play when their batteries are dead.

Now go. High five on your way out.

Attagirl.

I changed the settings on her phone

so she couldn't download social media apps.

Aubrey, why didn't you tell me?

Because the price of snitching

has recently gone up.

I told you I'm not paying you $80.

Fine. Stay in the dark then.

Yes, I will stay in the dark.

High five. Yeah, I expected that.

Listen, they're too young for social media, all right?

You can't just be their buddies.

You gotta be a little more responsible.

Now give me the phone. Thank you.

All right. There.

Now, I gotta go to work,

because some of us actually have to work.

Hey, I work. You just gave me the day off.

I did not.

Hold up. You reinstalled the app?

I sure did.

If Birdie only had Kenan in her life,

she'd never have any fun. That's why she needs us.

- Yeah. - I'm Papa good-times

and you're the fun uncle. Her funcle.

Ooh, funcle. Sounds like a foot disease.

So no. How 'bout Crunkle?

Okay, sure. Give me a Crunkle.

Okay, Crunkle.

Oh, that's got energy.

Right?

You know it's right, Tami.

So on her first day,

Tami shows up to work, and she has two coffees.

And I said, "Oh, that's so sweet.

You brought one for me."

And she said, "Excuse me, it is 5:00 a.m.

Both of these are for me."

That's right. I did say that.

Oh, but seriously, Tami, happy birthday.

I knew when I hired you that I'd be getting a great host,

but I never knew I'd be getting such a great friend.

- Aww. - To Tami.

Cheers. - Thank you.

Okay. So who's next?

Uh-oh. It's Kenan.

Uh-oh.

All right. No, thank you.

I'd just like to say happy birthday, Tami.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Is that it?

Oh, um...

That's good. - What?

Kenan, maybe something more personal.

- Personal? - Personal.

Oh, okay.

Uh, one thing I love about Tami is

that she's from right here in Atlanta, born and raised.

She's actually from Missouri.

- She is? - Yeah.

Oh, of course she is. But, uh, she's here now.

That's the most important thing.

And when I said "from," it's more like when people say,

"I'm from where I'm at mother..."

- Oh. - I'm sorry.

Speaking of mothers, Tami has two beautiful children.

Two beautiful children and one with a hell of a personality.

David, you're a lucky man. You're a lucky man.

But the point is,

Tami, I would like to say,

happy 40th birthday.

Four decades looks good on you.

I'm 30.

Of course you are.

And I knew that because 30 is the new 40

is what I was trying to say.

Why don't we keep the toasts going?

Phil, I think you were up next.

- Oh. - Wow.

An ode to Tami. "T" is for "terrific."

Here they come.

Yo, yo.

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

- How was school? - So good.

Jodi Harrington saw the TikTok that we did,

and she said it was fire.

Hey, well Jodi is a tastemaker,

so that's poppin'.

My whole class was talking about it

until Mr. Jones told us to settle down

and made us put our heads on our desks.

- Lame. - Hella lame.

Look at him over there

directing traffic like he runs the school.

That's him?

Man, ain't nobody listening to that man

with them baggy, high-waisted pants

looking like man in a sack race who just kept on walking.

I thought you only wore pants like that

if you were expecting a flood.

I thought you only wore pants like that

if you live in your pants.

"Attention, all students. This is Mr. Jones,

"emperor of the parking lot.

Please keep it moving before I drown in my own pants."

You guys are setting a bad example for Birdie.

Oh, pipe down there, Little Kenan.

Oh, that is funny and catchy. Let's say it a lot.

Little Kenan. Little Kenan.

I'm gonna take the bus.

- Hey. - Bye, Little Kenan.

- Don't take the bus. - Aubrey.

You don't even have any money.

What up, Alex? Can I get an iced macchiato

with some cinnamon powder sprinkled on top?

- Yeah, you got it. - Appreciate it.

Brucie, what's up, man? How's life in the edit bay?

Lonely. How was your weekend?

Oh, it was fine. I went to Tami's thing.

Tami had a thing?

Um, I'll see you in there, buddy.

Dah! Doh!

Just give me a little space.

- Yeah, okay. - Thanks.

Hey, there she is.

The birthday girl. Dirty 30.

- Kenan, we need to talk. - Yep.

You embarrassed me in front of my friends and family.

I know, and I just told Brucie about your thing

that he wasn't invited to.

So now you gotta deal with that.

I'm sorry, you know.

But come on, your real friends

don't care what your work friends think.

Oh, so you think we're just work friends?

Yeah. Right?

Oh, okay then. Huh.

So we good?

Yeah, we are great.

Dang it.

I don't get it. Tami is acting all weird, man.

I mean, we're friends on TV, but we're not that close.

Am I trippin'?

Hell no, you not trippin', man.

Thank you.

You get paid to pretend to be her friend.

Besides, you remember when they foisted her on you?

I didn't even know what that word was

until she got hired.

They did kind of foist her, right?

It was a straight-up foistering, dawg.

They hired you to host the show.

You delivered the hotness. Then they get Tami?

And didn't even tell me.

- Which one's Tami? - His cohost, Rick.

She there every day. Do you even watch the show?

Full disclosure, my mornings belong to Strahan.

- I respect that. - Nice guy.

But look, as your manager, my advice,

keep it professional.

Just do the job,

and like the famous poet, Maya Angelou, said,

"Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'."

Exactly. And we don't have to be friends.

It's not like we have anything in common.

It's not like we have that much in common.

Yeah, and we're not friends, Rick.

We're forced to be around each other.

It's called family.

See that? Situation managed.

All right, I gotta go back to the office.

That's how easy I do that.

What? More business. Go for Gare.

May I speak to Gary Williams, please?

Morgan State approved another loan deferment.

You are not allowed to keep calling me like this.

Uh, this is Principal Manning.

Birdie gave me your number