Cherry Falls

In my planet, the women are barren.

I traveled secretly...

across the depths of space, assuming human form...

so I'd may came to know earthly women...

and repopulate my desolated planet.

I wish for you to know my true name. Xunobulax.

Xunobulax?

Our race makes love just once.

We put all our cosmic energy into that one explosive... act...

and then, like your terrestrial mayfly...

we die of a sweet early content.

I want to make love to you in the manner of my people.

I want it to be my last act.

Keep that up and it will be your last act.

- I have to accomplish my mission. - I said stop.

- I want my first time to be with you. - And so do I.

Cool, I understand. Please, Stacy.

What the fuck is this?

Hold on.

Ben! Get your ass over here!

Mark, is that you in there?

This isn't funny!

What the hell...

Rod!

Stacy.

Stacy!

Stacy!

No! Rod!

Oh, my God!

I was supposed to be home 15 minutes ago.

Sixth graders can stay out later than you can.

Stop!

Doesn't it ever bother you you could die a virgin?

It 's right up there with global warming.

- We should see other people. - What?

We've been dating for about a year, and I don't think it 's working out.

All right?

- Hi, Mrs. Marken. - You two having fun?

Hi, mom.

Kenny, you'd happen to have a cigarette for me?

Sure.

Mrs. Marken, smoking is really bad for you.

The industrial strength.

I owe you.

I'll have to smoke this here.

Brent doesn't like me to smoke in the house.

- It 's my last guilty pleasure. - Is daddy still up?

- You were out late tonight. - Kenny was just leaving.

Too bad.

It looks like the coast is clear.

If you want to beat the heat, you better hurry up.

Mrs. Marken?

- Your headlights are on. - Very observant.

Thanks. Good night.

So, is this goodbye or good night?

Pick one.

- Pick one. - I think it 's up to you.

Don't... slam the door.

Like a little tiny mouse.

Good night.

- Do you know what time it is? - Don't scare me like that.

You're grounded the next two Friday nights.

- Most 6th graders stay out later. - They're not the sheriff's daughter.

Marken.

I'll get down there as soon as I can.

Daddy.

- You're the only one here? - First on the scene.

The forensics and Homicide are on their way.

That 's the victim's car. It 's covered in blood.

Over here, I found the boy faced down in the water...

with about a million stab wounds. And the girl...

nailed to a tree.

A lot of blood pumped out of her wounds, which means...

Which means all this was done while she was still alive.

I'm trying to pump out a special edition of the paper before lunch.

It you tell me all that you know, I'll be your best friend...

and you can be co-editor of the paper, what do you think?

Don't be silent like that. Talk to your daddy and snoop dog for me.

I don't have a clue what you're talking about.

You haven't heard about Rod e Stacy?

Are you taking fun notes for your pathetic gossip column?

- Did they break up? - Break up? Wake up, they're dead!

They shuffled up the mortal coil, they went to see their maker.

How can you be so critically uninformed?

Look, the whole school is buzzing with that music.

Look! Maybe there's something for my pathetic gossip column after all.

Like I'm not paying attention.

Mr. Sisler, sheriff Marken is here. Shall I bring him in?

Thank you, Diana.

- It 's been a while, Brent. - Tom!

I don't need to tell you what an uproar the school is in.

I canceled all the regular classes...

and asked the teachers to counsel and console the kids.

I know there are professionals for this sort of situation...

...but I thought it 'd be best... - I'll have to stop by some classes.

Ask a few questions.

I would like to start with the ones those two kids attended.

Naturally, you're all horrified...

by the sudden senseless loss of your classmates.

Perhaps some of you feel guilty that you weren't nicer to them...

or maybe you're...

haunted by something unpleasant you might have said to one of them.

Once, in the 8th grade, I had a fight with Rod...

I told him to fuck off and die!

Come on, guys.

It 's alright, Heather.

Maybe we'll all feel better if we talk about them and how we feel.

Mark, you were friends with Rod. Do you want to say something?

Oh, man...

I don't know, I'm just...

Thank you.

How about you, Sandy?

I guess at times like this...

...I just hope there is a heaven. - Lame.

Cindy, come on!

It 's important in times like this we offer each other some support.

I'd like to offer the killer some support in the electric chair.

It 's alright, but the means of execution is by lethal injection.

Ben, I know you have a different point of view regarding the tragedy.

Go head.

I'd like to know whether this killer...

removed any body parts, or sexually defiled any orifice of the victims.

You're sick.

I wanna know, because if he didn't, I think he deserves thumbs down.

- How can you be so insensitive? - And you are Mother Teresa?

- You told him to drop dead. - You're fooling yourself with this.

Jackass, you're not playing Death quake, this is the real world.

Fuck you.

It 's Ben's pathetic concept of cool, just to pretend he's not afraid.

Hello Cindy Freud. What 's your concept of cool?

Bang the entire senior class starting with "A"?

If I'm what you just said, why do you try to hook me up nonstop?

- I find the experience attractive. - Shut up now, would you please?

Everyone!

What 's wrong with you people?

Jody...

certainly I can count on you to say something singularly constructive.

Dad?

Please, excuse the intrusion, Mr. Marliston...

but sheriff Marken would like to address the class.

- It 's a pleasure to meet you, sir. - Likewise.

Class, please give your attention to sheriff Marken.

Two of your fellow students, Rod Harper and Stacy Twelfmann...

were murdered last night at the falls...

by a person or persons unknown, in a cold-blooded fashion.

The reason I came here was to ask you, as friends and good citizens...

to come forward to me or my staff...

with any information you might have concerning this terrible crime.

- Is there a suspect yet? - No.

- Is there any other information? - I can't discuss the case.

Plato says, policy can only remain healthy if truth is available to all.

Plato can give all details he wants when he's the sheriff of this town.

He's doing it deliberately.

Of course he is.

All the more reason why you should ignore it.

Do you think she goes all the way?

I doubt it. Who'd want to fuck her?

Look.

Shit.

Stop throwing shit!

I'm done with relationships...

but I see a hope for you. Come on.

- No, Jody. - Come on.

You watch him eat every single day and you never talk to him.

My parents have been married for 25 years and they do the same.

You're going to go. You don't want to make a scene!

How are you doing?

- It 's a pretty freaky day today. - I guess so.

Shit sucking liar!

I'm gonna kill you!

Better than a cock-sucking liar!

I'll kill you.

What 's going on here?

It 's a compliment when a guy says you can suck good dick.

You got something on your mouth there.

- He's lying to everyone about me. - Tell me about it in the office.

Leave your phone number.

It wasn't me.

- What 's up with that? - He's saying she gave him a hammer.

- Did she? - Are you kidding?

She thinks fellatio is Shakespeare's character. She never saw a dick.

That 's funny.

What do you think, Mark?

I think these ribs rule.

Come on, honey, we're late.

Hi, handsome.

Here we go.

It 's good to see you!

Who is it?

Annette?

- It 's Loralee Sherman. - Excuse me?

Loralee Sherman.

Is your mom home?

She didn't tell you I was coming by?

I must have just missed her. Can I leave a note?

Just one second.

Could you slip it through the door, please?

I think I'm ready for the run.

What 's the hurry for?

Slow down.