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You're fucking da-humped.

- What's going on here, then? - Ah, you know... The winds of change.

You're my girlfriend!

- And you're my best friend. - Tony, I love her.

No, you don't. He loves Cassie.

I love you.

I love you too.

Are you the only person in the world that's been let down?

Are you?

Can't you forgive me?

I've had my pain, Jal.

Yours is in the post.

JAL

OK, here we go.

Chris.

I've got something to tell you. I'm pregnant.

I wanna keep the baby. Is that OK?

Chris, I've got something to tell you.

I'm pregnant.

I'm gonna have an abortion. Is that OK?

Chris. I'm pregnant.

What d'you think?

What the fuck did he do?

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, blast!

I'm actually fucked.

Ignorance is fucking bliss, man. I was fine before.

I was totally fine before I started revising. Now look at me.

Fuck this shit. I'm bellin' some beanies, man.

Thank you, Kenneth.

Thank you everybody, a little attention, please!

Anwar, boyo, shut it!

Yes, thank you, Doug.

No problem.

You may be wondering...

You may be wondering

what happened to study leave.

Well.

Never, in my 25 years as a teacher,

have I come across a year 13 so utterly

catastrophically, terminally stupid.

And that is why study leave has been abolished.

Kids.

If you're not going to do it for yourselves,

do it for us.

Please!

From now on...

it's revision on the premises.

9 til 4.30.

No excuses, no exceptions or you're expelled.

We will be centre of excellence if it kills me. Got it?

Screw you lives up in your own time!

- Hello? - Hi, it's Shaniqua, you pussy-hole.

Where are you?

- Just hold on one moment. - It's Shaniqua.

With an N and an A and a Q near the end. Remember?

- Shaniqua? - Yeah, Shaniqua.

Yo.

Javon, didn't I expell you?

Basketball team made it to the quarterfinals.

Jesus Christ.

Doug? What's that about? No study leave?

I'm a man about town. I had appointments.

Yeah. I wanted to go to foot park.

Alright, settle down, let's not panic.

We've still got...

five days before exams, kids.

Come on, let me hear you. Oggy oggy oggy!

Chelle.

I need to speak to you.

Have you made your decision?

You have to be honest with yourself, Jal.

Honesty is the best policy.

- You think? - I do think.

Have you told the father?

Have you told anyone?

Jal, very soon, your body's going to change.

I know, and I'm gonna make a choice. I am.

Hi Chris.

Shit. Sorry, I lost track of time.

- Um, I'm at the bank. - What you doing at the bank?

Banking. I'm cooking for you. Hurry up.

I'll be there soon. Yeah? Bye.

When?

Soon. Honest.

You've got a lot to carry.

I'm used to it. Got a lot of revision. Clarinet's not heavy.

I don't mean your bags.

I'm used to it.

Take these and read them carefully, OK?

What does that mean?

"What would Jesus do?"

Oh, why you crying now?

Oh, shit.

Amerie! Give it back! You fucking give Usher his lolly back, now! NOW!

Get up. Pick your stuff up. Come on, move, you dozy cow.

Posh bitch.

And... open.

It's your favourite.

What is?

Eggy bread!

Oh, right. Why is it black?

I prefer the term "African-American".

You're something else.

Let me see what we have here.

Chateauneuf de lager.

Yeah?

Let's get you some of that, then.

For you, madame.

Chris, I've got something to tell you.

Cool. Me too. I got you a present!

Hey? Cut this morning while you were at the bank.

Right, I know it might seem a bit fast, but, well,

I think we're ready, so, er,

Jal...

I want you to move in with me.

- What? - I want your stuff

to be in this house.

Yeah? What could be better than that?

What did you wanna tell me?

I love you.

Hey, now you're talking. I was thinking...

Don't think.

Sorry.

Not again. Please, Jal, not again.

You can't walk me to the lake and then not let the camel drink.

I'm fucking thirsty.

I can't.

What the fuck's going on?

I feel like I'm giving you everything, but...

Sorry.

Not even a cheeky foot-job?

Ainsley. Ainsley. Gordon...!

Man, you're gonna burn it, man. What's the matter with you?

Blud, I put in too much olive oil.

You don't listen, do you?

Cooking oil only. Olive oil is for special foods like omelettes.

Hi, Dad.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Yo, Jal. Come do some pancakeage innit.

Where you been?

Out.

I know you been out.

I'm saying, where you been?

Well?

With Chris.

You've got exams and an audition coming up.

Forget about him, the boy's a waster.

He's not a waster.

He's a drugged-up, good-for-nothing waster.

Anyone can see you won't end up with him.

How d'you know?

- It's not gonna happen. - Yeah?

And you know all about relationships, Dad, don't you?

Oi! Who saw me flippage?

Eh, it's like doing crack, innit?

Eh, Wilbur, where my gold star, man?

- Shush, man. - Yo, but that was...

I said shush!

You look me in the eye and swear to me this boy won't mess you up somehow.

Why don't you get a life of your own and stay out of mine, OK

Hey, Ronnie.

Come get some pancakes, man. Huh?

What you saying?

Lemon, chocolate, butter...?

I can't.

Can I?

Hello?

Morning, Jal.

Hi Cass. It's not the morning, by the way.

Does it matter?

Needed somewhere quiet to revise.

Well. It's quiet, isn't it?

I haven't spoken to you in such a long time, Jal.

Gotta revise, Cass.

It's not like you need to. Forget the books. Let's talk.

- What about? - I dunno.

Fill me in with everything. Every little detail.

There's nothing really to talk about.

I'm really happy, Jal.

Things worked out for once.

Isn't that great?

- Sid? - He just left.

We've been getting to know each other again. A lot.

Cool.

And it's lovely having someone who cares about you.

All the worries feel lighter

when you've got someone you can tell everything to. Yeah?

We can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.

Treat it like a role play. I love drama.

What?

Do you wanna play Jal, or should I?

Shut up, Cassie. I'm trying to revise here.

I've got so much to do, so little time.

Revision, even though I'm going to music college, I can't help myself.

I've gotta revise, cos it takes my mind off being pregnant.

What?!

All these books. Stops me thinking about anything.