Swipe

Please get those three boxes as well.

Put them in the living room. I'll take care of the rest.

Thank you!

Bye, babe. I'll go ahead now.

Bye.

"You bad boy!" "Because, you turn me on."

"Sweet talker."

"Lick you all over."

"Hahaha!"

"Front or back?"

"I'm trying to lose weight."

"I'm trying not to get a hard on."

"Ted!"

"Good morning, I'm here now."

It's a good thing we decided to stay here to avoid the heavy traffic.

I hope you won't tell anyone how we met.

Sure.

I don't want them to gossip about me.

I just started my new job.

Before, you were the persistent one.

You know what, I'm done with that app.

I even deleted my Swipe account.

We'll still meet on Monday, right?

I was hoping this was the last.

What do you mean?

This is wrong.

You're being difficult!

You sure have a lot on your plate!

I'm just busy.

Do you have a new love life, then?

You changed your lifestyle quickly, right after your annulment.

You're single and ready to mingle!

Join us for our Zumba session next time!

Okay, I'll see you there.

- Good morning! - Hi, ma'am. Good morning!

Sir Leo!

We said 11:00 AM, right?

I forgot, Andres.

By the way, your contract expires at the end of the month.

I don't know if that can be renewed or not.

I have to evaluate your performance.

But sir, my record is fine, right?

You still have two weeks.

Sir, Boss.

Please give me a passing score on the evaluation.

I don't know if I can get a new job after this one.

Then, do your job properly.

Go now, I'm busy.

Yes, sir.

Well, look who came back!

I need to get back in shape.

Ted is coming to visit.

Looks like it's getting serious between you, and your online boyfriend.

This isn't just virtual. This is the real deal.

Did you know? We've been chatting for three months.

Where did you meet him?

In a dating app! You swipe left, if you don't like him.

Swipe right, if you do.

Is he another American?

Filipino-American!

Is he young, or super old, like the ones you dated before?

We're the same age. Well, sort of.

Are you going to provide for him, or is he going to make you rich?

Friend! He's loaded! I've leveled up my standards!

I am so tired of dance instructors, and drunk, white men.

Ted is serious about me. There is nothing I can do if he got swept by my charms.

Go for it! Work your arms and flatten your stomach!

God, it's so hard to become sexy!

Did you make my coffee strong?

Yes.

You've been drinking so much coffee.

You should stop that.

Of course, I need to be awake the whole night.

Honey, I'm just concerned about you.

Honey?

I'll be late for work. I have to go now.

Hi! Good afternoon, sir.

"Let's have dinner."

"Excited to see you!"

"Can't wait. Where are you staying?"

"Near casinos. Hope to close a few deals before I leave."

"Good luck!"

"I'll fix my schedule to see more of you."

"You make me feel good!"

"Just saying what's on my mind."

"Skype?"

"It's 1:30 AM here!"

"That never stopped us!"

Hello?

Sinon, you called! This call is expensive.

What?

Your contract won't be renewed? Why not?

Since when was your eye condition like that?

Can't you talk with your medical insurance provider?

Try it. They might work something out.

Okay, we'll talk on Viber later.

Take care.

Okay, bye.

Andres.

Good day!

Nothing is showing up on the T.V., it's only sounds.

And, that was from the States.

Slightly used.

That's also the latest model.

Ma'am.

I think you should take this to a service center.

I've told you about this before! Why did you come just now?

Ma'am, I can't just fix this.

I'm not a magician.

You're not even fixing it, you're just looking at it!

Ma'am, I can fix fans, stoves and clogged toilets.

My friend says, you know how to fix this!

Maybe, you just don't want to do it!

Ma'am, it might get worse if I try to fix it.

Whatever! I will report you to the admin!

Just because-

Just because what?

That fucking old lady!

Did you walk?

Yes.

We're just near each other.

Swipe says, I'm just .5 kilometers away from here.

Your shoes are dirty.

I think I stepped on something.

Take it off later.

My rate is 3000 pesos, by the way.

Hey, mom!

Wow, a tv!

Mom?

Did you buy a new one?

Your Uncle Ted gave it to me.

Yesterday, you said you were coming, but you didn't show up!

I was going to cook for you.

Let's just have our dinner delivered here.

You and your dad are totally the same.

You both hate my cooking.

Where are you going? Why are you dressed like that?

I'm going to have dinner, at the City of Dreams.

Wait, a date?

Ted and I are finally going to meet each other!

This is our first date!

Mom, you hardly know the guy.

We've known each other for three months!

Online, right?

Ted and I are fine.

Actually, we get along very well.

When you meet him, I'm sure you'll like him too.

But still.

He's divorced! His children are just your age, too.

And, he's a self-made man.

Besides,

I can date. I am single, so stop being a buzzkill!

Hello? Would you rather talk about my love life,

or, you want to talk about safe sex?

I saw something on Youtube.

Do you want me to tell you? I can demonstrate it to you.

Mom, you're leaving, right? I have to make phone calls.

Sure. Just don't tell your father about this, okay?

Do you think he cares?

Okay, safe sex!

Gloria, my dear! Finally!

Wow!

You're even younger, and sexier in person!

You're not just a sweet-talker online, but in real life, too.

You can't blame me, huh? I finally got what I wished!

Am I disturbing your meeting? I'll stay over there. I can wait.

You know what?

I want you to meet my friends.

- Sure? - Yes.

These are my business associates.

Gentlemen, this is Gloria. My fiancee.

Congratulations, to the both of you.

Thank you, friend!

Thank you!

Excuse me, sir.

You have enough pesos?

Yes, I'm good.

They have cards here.

I'll use the Platinum. Yes.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

I'm okay. I guess, it's the wine.

And...

What? What's wrong?

You called me fiancee earlier?

Is that so bad?

No, it's not bad, but aren't we going a little too fast?

Look, it's 2016.

Besides, we're not getting any younger.

Listen, I know we met online, but who cares?

You know, I love you.

And I hope you feel the same way, too.

I came all this way here to see you.

Right?

Right.

Ted!

I've missed you!

Same here!

Hey! Where are you going?

Oh no! The fridge's leaking!