Modern Family

English (HI) Subtitles. Modern Family S06E23 (720p) Crying Out Loud - HDTV

Mom, come on, I need to get to school.

Isn't today Senior Ditch Day?

Today is Ditch Day? No way you're ditching Ditch Day.

It's like the best week of Senior year.

Day.

Unlike this house, the library will be completely quiet,

so I can focus on my roommate selection.

How long can picking a nerdy roommate take?

You're all versions of you. Look.

Indian you. Blonde you. Asian you.

Oh look! Her name is actually you!

Skipping one day of school isn't gonna do any harm.

I ditched plenty, and look at me today.

I am fielding multiple job offers.

One job offer.

From a very prominent hotel chain

weighed against the implied offer of staying

- at my current job -- - Working for you dad.

Exactly! And I could never leave grandpa,

so I am going to say "no" to the first offer --

Only offer.

Even though I would have made an excellent

Regional Vice President in charge of promotions.

She is great at promotion.

That title gets longer every time I hear it.

Come on, don't go to school. Girls' day!

We'll swing by the mall. You could use a new everything.

Girls, get in the car. Luke's hurt.

- Oh, my god. - What happened?

He collapsed on the way to school.

He's in the hospital. Come on.

What's wrong with Luke? Why'd he collapsed?

I heard he was dead!

Ha ha, you care about me.

- Ugh. - Got 'em good, buddy.

Nobody's dead!

Look out!

- Oh, sorry! - Are you out of your mind?!

Alex, you have worked so insanely hard this year.

You deserve this ditch day more than anyone. So guess what?

We're going to California Adventure.

Whoo!

Without mom!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

All: - Ditch day! - Ditch day! Ditch day!

Is this a high holiday for you people?

That's it. I'm doing it.

I'm throwing out all my socks and starting over.

And they say Tina was brave for leaving Ike.

Oh, ow! Oh, god. That hurts.

Oh, my gosh. You cut yourself.

Hey! Don't get blood in my eggs.

We're getting concerned

that Lily hasn't developed an adequate sense of empathy.

Insofar as she doesn't have any at all.

Okay, that's good. I can feel that working.

I know. I can finally breathe.

I can't hear myself think!

Nice preview of our sunset years.

She literally pulled the plug on us.

Claire: I wasn't gonna mention the other job offer to my dad,

but I didn't want him just hearing about it,

so after wrestling with it all day, I decided to tell him.

Hey, you're in early.

Are you ready to have a laugh?

- Janice's haircut? - Ugh.

Give her some slack. She just went through a breakup...

With a woman, I assume, based on the haircut.

No, it's even funnier.

Uh, so you know how hard I've been working on

the Grand Royal Hotel account?

Not giving raises till next year, but go on.

They offered me a job.

Crazy, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I mean, maybe not "crazy,"

but trying to poach the boss's daughter?

I must have impressed 'em.

You gotta take this offer.

What?

Higher salary, better benefits.

I mean, you might have to travel more,

which is time away from Phil.

Nothing but upside.

He was right.

It was a great opportunity.

I may have been a bit hasty

turning down that job offer so quickly.

Um, do you think you could give me a day or two

to think about it?

Yes, it would mean leaving my dad, but this was business.

It wasn't personal.

Plus, clearly my father doesn't care if I live or die.

Hey, will I still get wise without my wisdom teeth?

- You get it? - Every time.

Why don't I hold on to the painkillers?

Now I'm sad.

They're right here.

I'll give you one when you need one.

No, Kylie said she'd meet me at the dentist and she never came.

Ay, I know, papi, I'm so sorry,

but I'm gonna get you a very nice pillow from your bedroom.

She wants me to go away with her to Drama Camp this summer,

and then she doesn't even show up today?

Maybe Kylie changed her mind about camp.

Maybe she plans to be with many men and she doesn't deserve you.

I hid it very well from Manny, but I hated that girl.

She was getting too serious too fast.

I'm so sorry.

My volleyball practice went long and then my phone died.

I want to kiss you, but I have surgery breath.

Aw! Just make sure you're back in kissing shape

in time for us to go to camp together.

Why do I keep smelling strawberries?

What did they do to me?

It's the milkshake I brought you.

Oh, and look.

I usually wait till you're not looking, then I look.

- The scarf you gave me, you dog! - Oh.

Actually, now's a good time to look

'cause I kinda see four of them.

I got a couple pills in me.

All: Ditch day. Ditch day. Ditch day.

Ditch...

Wow. 15 minutes.

When you didn't stop while we were getting gas,

I thought it might just go on forever.

Sweet Myrna Loy!

Phil: Wow.

Haley: Dad, you know it's not

a movie called "Demolition Notice," right?

Phil: I built this theater with these two hands...

Plus the 28 hands of 14 other guys.

- You... built this. - Renovated it.

Before I got into real estate, I worked construction.

You... worked construction.

Yeah, stop staying it like that.

I put 10 months of my life into this place.

I'd love to look around one last time

before they tear the old girl down.

- Wow. - Oh, well, sucks to be getting old.

You know what? We're bustin' in.

How? Smash a window with a brick?

I had something a little more elegant in mind.

I think you forget that I gave birth to this building.

I know her strengths...

And... her weaknesses.

Did you see a brick?

So I walked into to dad's office,

and he is holding a picture of me,

looking at it with tears welling in his eyes.

Oh, dad was never that emotional when were were growing up.

I know. That's what makes this whole thing so hard!

Maybe Lily hasn't learned empathy

because she hasn't seen it from me, you know?

Could we maybe stay on my problem

until the bread comes?

I'm sorry. It sounded like you were done. Sorry.

So, the way I left things with the hotel company

is that I need a little more time to decide, but honestly,

I think I'm gonna tell 'em no.

I mean, how could I leave dad after what I saw?

It's just -- it's heartbreaking.

Oh, I could cry.

- Thank you. - Maybe if Lily saw me cry,

she would see that it's okay to be that way,

especially coming from me, her stoic dad who never cries.

Oh, come on, you had to be done that time.

You know what? You're right. Let's do you.

Your problem is bigger than mine anyway,

'cause if your plan is to cry in front of Lily...

Forget it.

You're too emotionally constipated.

You know, i-i know you're joking, Claire,

but sometimes... Sometimes words hurt, you know?

And to think that my own sister...

My own sister would accuse me of --

Oh, screw it.

I'll just work up some tears with a sad movie. It's fine.

- Mom? - Ah! You're awake.

How you feeling?

Aw. You bought me a balloon.

What? And a Teddy bear.

When did you buy all this stuff?

Uh... When -- When you were asleep

and I got you a strawberry milkshake.

Mom, you're the best.

He couldn't remember a thing.

All I had to do was to get him past the 5:00 deadline

so that he couldn't go on that trip with Kylie.

I know what happens at camp. I've seen "Meatballs."

I still can't believe Kylie flaked on me.

I thought she really liked me.

I guess not.

Time for more pills, baby.

Really? I'm already so loopy.

We have to get ahead of the pain.

Maybe she texted me. Have you seen my phone?

Is it over there?