Iska

Dong, please.

Don't make this hard for grandma.

Please, Dong.

Please.

Look at this handsome boy!

Please, Dong!

Please.

Grandma has to go to work.

Please, Dong.

Please, Dong…

Don't pull it! You'll ruin it!

Please.

There we go.

There's a good boy.

We're almost done!

There we go!

Good boy!

Oh, no!

It's in reverse!

Please.

Look, it's all twisted now!

Wait.

Let's fix it!

Don't be rowdy, please!

There's a handsome boy!

Please.

Just let me fix it.

It's all twisted!

Please.

Please.

It won't take long now.

Just this one.

Wait…

Good boy!

Very good boy!

Come here.

Sit down, please.

Watch your head!

Please, Dong.

Please.

Please.

Wait!

Hold this.

Come on.

Hold this.

Please.

Don't cram your face in there!

You'll get yourself dirty again!

Come on.

Hold the ball.

There's a good boy.

Hold this!

Hold it, please.

Please!

There we go!

What a good boy!

Just hold the ball!

My Dongdong is a good boy.

There.

It's done!

We're done.

Dong!

Grandma has to go to work now.

You stay here with your Grandpa.

He will watch over you.

Be a good boy.

So he won't spank you.

But if he tries to hurt you,

he'll never see the light of day again.

Right, Dong?

So be a good boy, Dong.

Don't give Grandpa a hard time.

Eat your food, okay?

Here comes the scum.

So you found your way home after all.

Am I smelling your sweet scent?

Or is that your liver reeking of alcohol?

Look after your grandson!

Don't just sleep all day!

I already cooked rice!

There's also string beans adobo.

Don't forget to feed your grandson! Make sure he eats his lunch.

Doggy-dog, too.

Scum.

Let's go to school together, alright?

Doggy-dog!

Guard the house, okay? And make that scum clean--

You didn't give me my share from your winnings last week.

All right. If I win next time, I promise you'll get your share.

Bining!

-Let me place my bet. -Nine and thirteen.

-A couple running a cybersex den… -Nine and thirteen…

That's the date Judy left.

September.

Forget that!

Just bet on 12-12! Your birthdate!

Don't be smart with me, you fucker.

I want 9-13.

So? Has Judy replied to you yet?

-No, but she's seen my message… -Find out the full story tomorrow in…

I don't get her!

-Martina, Defender of the Masses! -9:00 p.m…

Leaving her son like a wild beast!

Even if Dongdong is insane, he's still human, right?

You, bitch. My grandchild is not crazy.

He is a special child.

That's what they call them on TV.

There are others like Dongdong.

They call them special child.

Special child it is.

Have you heard the latest gossip?

What?

My God!

Your daughter Judy is apparently living

with that construction worker in C.P. Garcia.

The same person…

…who buys all of her fried banana rolls!

His name is Erning.

Erning the Midget.

Fuck! That ugly guy!

-Yes! That's him! -Judy settled for that?

Well, it runs in the family. Look at you, you know…

She got it from Scum.

I just hope that midget is a better person than our neighbor Tupe.

What's up with your neighbors?

All they do is fight and beat each other.

Those fuckers, I hope they die soon!

I'm so tempted to report them to…

What's that show?

Martina, Defender of the Masses!

-Why? -They get on my nerves--

Why meddle in their marital issues?

Let them kill each other so they'll be gone for good.

You have a point. I have to go.

-Nine and thirteen! -Of course!

-See you around. -Take care, Iska.

Be safe.

Iska, you're losing weight!

You're such a sweet talker, Obet.

I'm losing weight because there's nothing to eat.

Bro, I need to get something from Iska.

Iska!

I'll have one copy of…

Communist Manifesto.

Which one is that?

The one from Professor Dagdag.

He said he left the readings here.

Wait… this one?

That's it.

Oh, Iska. I'm 50 centavos short.

Can I pay the rest tomorrow?

No, it's okay. Consider it as my Christmas gift.

-Are you serious? -Of course!

You're really one of a kind, Iska.

-I'll go ahead. -You're good?

Thanks again. Merry Christmas!

-Merry Christmas! -See you!

Let's go, bro.

Here they come.

END CONTRACTUALIZATION NOW!

Small dicks.

They have small dicks.

You almost didn't make it. We're about to close.

-Is this yours? -Yes! Thank you!

There you go.

Pio! Jaydee! Can I take a selfie with you?

Sure!

Oh, Mercy…

Thank you, Fighting Maroons! UP Fight!

-Are you done for the day? -Yes, boss!

Is this all?

Thanks.

That's all we earned, boss. You can count it.

The business is really going slow.

Yes, sir, Because it's now illegal to photocopy entire books.

Exactly.

And now we're losing money.

Sir…

If you can't give us our Christmas bonuses,

we'll be happy with just cheese and bread!

-You're insensitive to joke like that. -What? Why?

I heard he'll be closing this photocopying stall because it's losing money.

Those are just rumors.

They're not true. Sorry.

Here are your wages.

Thank you, sir!

Christmas vacation starts next week.

That means we won't have any income during the holidays.

Don't be absent in the meantime, okay?

-Sure, sir. -Yes, sir.

All right.

-Bye, boss. -Merry Christmas!

Thank you. Merry Christmas!

Let's go.

Look at this.

I get it. Let's go. My grandchild is waiting for me.

Thank you, thank you For your generosity, thank you

Doggy!

Thank you, Delia!

Doggy-dog. Grandma has something for you.