To Be Hero

We'd lived in peace for over a century,

but they suddenly appeared in front of us.

Weak as we were, they showed no mercy...

and ate us.

Second Day as a Superhero "Brutal, Brutal, Brutal Death"

Sorry, my neighbor Yamada-san.

My background as toilet seat designer and

Min-chan's father is so lame,

but you graciously took me in, so thanks.

Protagonist (Apparently) Old Man (38) Occupation: First-Rate Toilet Seat Designer Min-chan's Father Superhero Ideal Woman: Hot, Rich, Young (Mature Women also OK) Personality: Slob, Overconfident, Narcissist, Ass Lover

What's with this shitty profile? So lame.

Might sound more interesting

if I say it super fast.

Yamada-san,I'myourneighbor!

Yamada-san,I'mMin-chan'sfather!

Yamada-san,yourfaceishuge!

Yamada-san,I...I...I...!

I have a question for you.

Why so serious?!

Would you like one egg for breakfast or a pair?

Yo, what's with that apron-only look?

You trying to seduce me? I can see your ass! Ass! Ass!

So, eggs?

I'll take a pair, thanks.

You really fancy my pair, huh?

I might just let you have them!

I don't want your stupid pair!

This man's dangerous! Super dangerous!

Does he want it? Should I throw him down?

Still, I can't stop thinking about that apron and that ass.

My toilet-seat-designer blood is starting to boil!

Here, dig in.

Pair on plates?

Th-Those seem like some pretty rare eggs.

I just laid them! Just kidding. They were on sale at the supermarket.

Hurry up and eat while they're hot.

How the hell were they cooked?

Boiled? Fried? Raw?

I graduated college, and even I can't tell!

I can't stop, stop, stop thinking about that apron and that ass, too!

Eat up. Or would you like to eat me?

I-I'll have the eggs, thanks.

I dunno what kind of eggs these are, but I'll resign myself and eat—

Happy birthday!

There, there!

Was it not boiled enough?

Okay, now it's ready. Eat up.

My ass has a headache. I need to use your bathroom.

Oh! Take care of your ass!

They sure are going blahblah next door.

Well, not that I care what that perverted neighbor gets up to.

That aside, I wonder what my perverted father is up to.

What do I do?

If I go home, Min-chan will punch me until I die.

If I stay here, Yamada-san will toy with me until I die.

Oh, it's Min-chan!

Hello, Min-chan. How do you do?

It's me, Daddy. I'm next door right now.

Hey, girl. Hey, girl. Have some fun with me.

I'm waiting for you next door.

What the hell?

Dad lost his phone, and someone more perverted took it?

And next door? Hey!

Hello, it's Daddy! Help me!

Panties, panties, come quick!

Pervert.

Why do I get the feeling there've been more weirdos around here lately?

Beast King Uroboll*cks-sama has approached the target.

Did you get that wrong on purpose?

It's Beast King Uroborops-sama, okay?

His name doesn't matter.

What matters is how Earth's superhero takes out

the immortal Beast King Uroborops.

Wait, who the hell is Uroboll*cks?

Damn, I can't find a way to go back to normal even on Yaho! Answers.

Hey, if you spend too long in the toilet, your blood will accumulate in your ass.

Then circulation throughout your body will stagnate,

your brain will be deprived of blood, and you'll become ugly!

Shut up. I'm already ugly.

When blood accumulates in your ass, the moment you lift it,

that pressure will pump loads of blood to your brain.

As a result, you can temporarily increase your thought capacity.

But you don't know that, huh?

Okay, it's about time.

I'll think and think about how to go back to normal,

gently lift my ass,

and go back, go back!

There's no doubt. This is the place.

Get out already.

Quit fretting about it.

If you don't stop being stubborn, you'll get even uglier—

Toilet seat change!

Hey, come back!

Son, daddy loves you more than anyone!

Your fingers, your waist, your nipples...

I love them! I love them all! I can't resist them!

Dad, that's the problem.

Your earlobes are love, too!

This must be it.

How dare you defy our prince as a mere human?

Toilet, toilet!

Just wait, Min-chan!

Daddy's coming home!

With this invincible adatinmaum claw, I'll claw out your heart!

Min-chan!

Die!

Delivery?

I'm a throwaway cute girl.

You're not a bad guy, are you?

I'm not a bad guy.

Sowwy. I got the wrong house.

Tee-hee.

No. 3 Beast King Uroborops!

Whoa, he died!

He's bleeding! Bleeding! Spewing blood!

Good thing I put my keys in my underwear.

Wait, isn't school off today?

I thought it was a weekday 'cause Dad wasn't around.

What is he doing?