Teen Titans Go!

2x03 - Pirates

Aqualad, come in.

- Robin, I'm here. - Get to the surface, ASAP!

- And bring lots of shrimp. - And sharks?

Just shrimp!

I'll bring an army.

Titans, where's the threat?

Threat? What are you taking about?

You said you needed me.

Yeah. To bring shrimp, thanks.

Cyborg: Shrimp fry is a go. Oh, yeah!

Oh, no!

You gotta have some, bro.

- These little guys are so tasty. - That little guy was my partner.

Sure, he was a loose cannon but he always got the job done.

Your partner is delicious!

Mmm.

So, your teammates, they always eat other people's friends?

Only when they're hungry.

Otherwise, they're pretty cool.

Especially Raven.

- You mean the little dude with the hoodie? - That's no dude, dude!

- Hey! - Check it.

She's pretty dark, which is cool.

But she's also got this light inside her, you know.

Too bad she's always playing hard to get.

I'm gonna talk to her.

Would you? I could totally use a wing man.

- Hey, there. - What?

Do it wingman, make me look good.

Your cloak is absolutely stunning.

- What? - What?!

It really highlights those gorgeous eyes.

- Please, stop talking. - Yeah, stop talking, dude!

I can tell, you're not like everybody else.

What you're doing here, it's not gonna work.

And even if it did, you couldn't handle this.

I can be pretty intense.

Tonight, you, me and the sea.

Whatever.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What just happened?

Aqualad just asked Raven out in front of you.

That was cold.

But it's your fault for trusting a pirate.

Yeah, what, what? Why would you think he's a pirate, Cyborg?

Dude, comes from the ocean.

- And? - And he's a pirate!

- Tell him, Star! - I do not know what the pie rat is.

Girl, you are crazy!

A pirate is a swashbucklin', eye patch wearin',

peg leg havin', nasty beard, parrot on the shoulder,

walk the plank, sand, treasure huntin', fancy talking buccaneer.

Oh!

And you just saw one steal Beastie's girl.

Pirate stole my girl! No!

Hey, guys. Where's Raven?

- She's probably in... - He has no idea what you're sayin'.

You have to speak his language.

Argh! She be three doors down

on ye starwort side, matey.

- So, down the hall? - Aye, matey.

Ooh, only the true pirate would understand such strange words.

- What? - We had a date.

- I never said yes. - Yet, here you are.

Uh, you're standing right on that turtle's eyeball.

He'll be fine. They're very resilient.

Seriously, you're always standing

- on sea creatures. - Shh!

- You don't need to be nervous. - I'm not nervous.

You just don't know what you're getting into with me.

- I have a dark side. - I heard.

- Can I show you something? - Ew! Back it up.

Relax.