Wynonna Earp

- Previously on Wynonna Earp. - We need to find out why Bobo

- showed up at the homestead. - Memories, they're coming back.

Four days until the door opens.

Bobo's throwing a party tonight.

The whole town was invited. Damn!

Black Badge needs you. I need you.

So Bobo's gonna try again,

cross the Ghost River Triangle with the heir.

We gotta stop all these people from drinking the champagne now!

One lucky contestant will receive the antidote.

Not good! All they have to do is

bring me Ms. Wynonna Earp.

- Willa! - Do you remember me now?

Yes, Robert.

It can't be true! How could he have poisoned the whole town?!

- The champagne! - We need her!

- Everybody, just stay calm! - We give this Bobo fella

- exactly what he wants. - What he wants

- is our resident bitch! - Not now, Alan!

- You left! - Why, I came back.

- Yeah? Did you miss me? - I never miss.

Doc!

You can't shoot them. I hate them and

they hate me, but they're still humans.

Hey, listen, we gotta get you out of here.

I hope my sisters made it out OK.

- Don't worry, we'll find them. - No, I'll find them.

You get something that will turn the townspeople

from rabid, drugged-up assholes back into regular assholes!

- Get her! - I'm sorry about this.

- For what? - Me too.

What?! AAARGH!

- Antidote? - Weapons.

Angry townspeople. I like where this is headed.

One, two, three, go!

Ready?

Let me just look at you for a second.

Oh, you are so beautiful.

I wasn't sure you'd remember.

It all came flooding back the second I stepped

in the treehouse.

"O ye of little faith."

But I make up for it in other areas.

They'll be plenty of time for that out there.

It's working. It's actually working.

You are the true heir,

and the best damn thing I ever...

- I'm fine. - Are you OK?

Robert! Robert.

Back! Take me back!

I don't understand.

The prophecy,

"The Willing Heir on the Winter Solstice

with the Revenant of their Choosing..."

Peacemaker.

The heir ain't the heir without the gun.

I have it.

Bobo, I have it. Look.

That's not Peacemaker.

No. No.

Waverly!

Where is your sister, pretty lady?

Come on, Waverly. We just wanna talk!

Forget talking. Where's Wynonna?

Bullshit, they do.

I had Peacemaker in my hot little hand.

- I was so close! - Alright. Just concentrate, baby.

If Wynonna took Peacemaker,

- she knows we're together. - There's no way.

I've given her no reason to suspect me.

- She's smart. - She's a sucker.

And Waverly is useless.

- She's intuitive. - What is this?

Talk-about-how-great-my- goddamn-sisters-are day?

It's the one day a year this thing's supposed to work!

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

OK. That's OK.

We have until sundown tomorrow.

I'll go get Peacemaker.

You hole up in our place.

We bolt, and everyone else dies.

You are one sick little puppy, you know that?

And you're all mine.

Maybe we have time for a quickie.

OK.

You screw me, and then we screw this town.

You go get that gun

and we'll do both.

Go.

We get a sample of the poison that Bobo used,

and maybe Black Badge can reverse engineer a cure.

There's a whole whack of it in the basement.

And you know this how?

'Cause I was there when Bobo's guy made it.

Shh! Hear something?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I doubt this building's up to code. You could burn

- the building down. - This coming from the lawman

packing enough heat

to firebomb Texas.

- You got any dynamite in there? - No.

- Snookered yet again. - Hey.

Look, we gave Wynonna a lick and a promise

that we wouldn't take out any townsfolk,

but a drugged-up mob is not our only problem.

- Where are the revenants? - Oh, I doubt they're having tea

- at the trailer park. - You never know.

We all have our vices.

I think it's time

we talked about yours.

It's not what you think. It's just medicine.

Now see, that one I have heard before.

I am a doctor.

Look, I've taken this since I was a kid.

It helps keep me alive and some parts of me dead.

Have you seen what's going on out there?

The whole town's gone 5150!

Whatever you've got planned, I'm game.

Hey, this is classified.

Purgatory's overrun by demon revenants,

a. k. a. Wyatt Earp's resurrected outlaws.

Bobo Del Rey is their leader. I am Doc Holliday.

Yes, that Doc Holliday.

And Dolls here, he is just a dick.

Finally! Thank you.

It... Actually, It makes perfect sense.

Except for the last part.

Hmm.

You still in?

Like Flynn.

- What do you need? - OK. Find the Earp girls.

See if Nedley's still vertical.

We've got an antidote to steal, people.

And, Agent Haught,

welcome to the Black Badge Division.

Willa!

Waverly!

Oh-oh-oh-ow!

Shitty shoes!

Waverly!

Guys!

Now there's a sight for sore eyes.

Pete.

You remembered my name this time!

It's not all I remember.

I remember, in kindergarten, you couldn't tie

your shoes, so I wore

Velcro sneakers in solidarity.

I remember, in high school...

You know what I remember? How you broke my heart

and slept with my brother,

made fun of my mama's diabetes!

Yeah, I was messed up.

- But I'm not that person anymore. - No,

you're just wrong.

Still wrong, and that Bobo guy knows it.

You're a cancer on this town.

A cancer that needs to be cut out.

And I need that antidote.

- Ah! - Ugh!

You're sick,

but I can make you better. I can stop Bobo.

I don't want to hurt you.

- Ugh! Ugh! - OK.

See, I don't have that problem.

Willa! Oh, my God!

Oh, fighting off the local boys

in your underwear? Boy, you did grow up.

- What happened to you?! - I got separated

from Waves. There was clawing and kicking

and some well-chosen cuss words,

and then, next thing I know, it was me and an empty...

Wynonna, where's Peacemaker?

Peacemaker was in the purse at the party.

You saw it, I saw it. Now gone, vanished.

- So you lost it? - No. Someone took it.

Well then, we're really fff...

Phone. My cell died, but maybe Pete's...

Why aren't you

- more freaked out? - Well, 'cause

I can't dial the phone and throw a fit.

Awww, he saved Waverly's number under "Cuties."

Could a revenant have nabbed it?

No. It fries 'em if they touch it.

She's not answering.

- Hey! - Look, I know you're worried

about Waverly, but Bobo has something up his sleeve.

I mean, he's psychic electric "Koolaided"

all of those meatsticks!

Finding Peacemaker needs to be our priority.

Aren't you?

- What? - Worried about Waverly?

Of course.

Why are you bothering with that?

Just shoot him and be done with it.

Pete's a dumb dude, but he's not a revenant.

None of them are. I can't just kill them.

- Would you? - Sometimes, being an Earp means

making tough decisions to survive.