Single Princesses and Blind Dates (单身公主相亲记 / Dan Sheng Gong Zhu Xiang Qing Ji)

He wants a woman

who can do housework.

I don't even know how to do any of that.

Right.

That guy,

he has a request.

It's that he wants someone

inexperienced in love.

No wonder.

Based on this,

you have been out for many times already.

That's why.

Anyway, I reckoned that,

within my boundary of contacts,

the one who can fulfill

such conditions,

is only Ba Mei.

Furthemore, Ba Mei's image now

is really much better than the past.

My only worry is that

Ba Mei's eating etiquette

is really bad.

Especially when there's something good to eat.

(Why did I order

a full set meal?)

That's right.

After I told that person,

he said that such a good and beautiul woman,

he must court her.

Beautiful woman, these two words,

was this what you told him?

Right.

As long as she's my sister,

I will call her a beautiful woman.

Why?

Why aren't you eating?

I'm not hungry.

Why did you order so much if you are not hungry?

I'm already full from watching you.

Are you trying to say

that I'm eye candy?

You have a brotherly aura.

Brotherly aura?

For example, Brother Chun, Brother Zeng,

and others.

They are both my idols.

Why?

I say, I especially

like their Leo.

"There's only you in my heart'"

"without him." Do you like this song?

I don't have much knowledge about all these.

Then, you should

go and get to know more about them.

Let me tell you,

Chris Lee's "Tu Cao Yu Lu"

is really fun.

Have you heard that before?

From your expression,

you have never heard of it.

Let me tell you one.

"Hello, everybody."

"Welcome to"

"this week's "Yong Wang Zhi Qian",

"Chun Chun,"

"why don't you help me name"

"these cute penguins up front here?"

Guess what she said?

She said...

"Penguin."

Not funny?

It's funny.

It's funnier when I tell it, right?

Do you have QQ?

Give me your QQ number.

Then I will

tell you the entire thing.

tell you the entire thing.

It is really fun.

QQ? I don't have it.

You don't have QQ?

What a pity.

You didn't even eat anything.

This crab is for you.

Sorry,

I've a bit of diarrhoea today.

You eat it. Okay.

Actually,

I've already eaten three male crabs

and two female crabs.

I can still eat

one more female crab.

If not,

I don't that think that a male crab

will be lonely tonight.

Let me tell you,

I'm really so happy today.

I have never been to

such a high class restaurant,

nor drank such high quality stuff (soup).

Let me tell you, this stuff...

from my mother's womb till now...

I've only seen them on TV.

I've only seen them on TV.

I'm sorry.

My stomach isn't feeling so well.

I'll take my leave first.

The bill...I've already settled it.

Enjoy your meal. Enjoy your meal.

Why don't I

accompany you to the clinic?

An upset stomach at this time?

How very unlucky.

That's a French restaurant.

He has taste.

I heard that you have

to make a booking ahead of time to get a table.

To be able to patronize such a restaurant,

I surmise that

he can't be all that bad.

Also, Ji Fan

may be a smooth talker,

but I feel

that he's a good person.

You see, you see. Ba Mei.

This idiot!

She never uses the doorbell.

Coming! Stop knocking!

Coming, coming, coming

Stop knocking!

I'm so full. It's so enjoyable!

It looks like you really like today's guy.

It looks like you really like today's guy.

Carry, let me tell you,

this guy you introduced me to

is fantastic.

He's handsome, well-mannered,

he treats me to a seafood feast,

and he listens to my jabbering.

Carry,

I love you so much!

I declare...

I'll fall into the "lover's web" with him.

I want to officially go out with him.

Sisters, just wait to

be my bridesmaids.

Applause.

Speak of the devil,

Jin Gui is calling.

Let me tell you,

according to the rules of blind dates,

after the blind date,

giving a call to the matchmaker

on the same day

means they're interested.

Interested? Quiet down.

I'll put it on speakerphone

or else when he

talks about you, you won't be able to hear it!

Okay, okay, okay.

It's me.

Carry,

I know that you're in the magazine industry,

and you work with commercials,

but you can't hit the commercial

onto my head.

This type of girl

had me order the restaurant's

shark fin meal.

At most, she's only up to the

rice noodle standard (low level).

What do you mean by this?

What kind of person are you?!

How can you be so

two-faced?

If you had a problem with me,

why didn't you say it to my face?

Why do you have to go

and say it to my sister?

You think you're all that because you're rich?

Having money...

You think having money

allows you to look down on others?

Why do you say that about me?

I, Ba Mei, am poor.

I have no money.

But, I don't need money.

If you really miss your

seafood meal,

I'll give you

several months of my salary!

What's wrong with Gui Ling Noodles?

Gui Ling Noodles taste good too!

If you want to eat seafood,

you should eat seafood everyday!

Just eat until you die!

Eat and die!

Good bye!

Why did he say that about me?!

Okay Ba Mei, don't cry anymore.