South Park

# I'm going down to South Park #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Going down to South Park #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Ample parking day or night #

# People spouting "howdy neighbor" #

# Headed on up to South Park #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Come on down to South Park #

# And meet some friends of mine #

Ha ha haaa! Look at Kenny's lunch!

A bologna sandwich and water!

Ha haaa! Goddamn, your family's poor, dude!

Hey, you fellas wanna go see High School Musical 3 tonight?!

A bunch of kids from school are gonna go see it again!

What's High School Musical 3?

You know, the sequel to High School Musical 1 and 2.

What's High School Musical 1 and 2?

There's not even condiments on his bologna sandwich!

Ha haahah!

What's High School Musical 1 and--

dude, it's only the most popular thing with kids in our age group!

Yeah, where the hell have you guys been?

Peru.

And then I saw High School Musical 3 again on Friday,

and guess who was there... Bridon Gueermo.

Bridon Gueermo-- oh, he's such a dream!

I'd give anything to be with Bridon Gueermo.

But he'd never go for me, I'm nobody.

That's not true, Red.

Everyone has something that makes them unique.

# Everyone is special #

# In their own way #

# Move to the beat and let your spirit out #

# As long as we've got each other #

# We'll never have any trouble #

# That's what bein' friends is about #

# Oh yeah #

# Everyone is special #

# In their own way #

# And we'll always be together as one... #

What the hell are they doing?

I have no idea.

#... together we'll stay #

# And every kidin school #

# Is special in their own way #

Dude, girls are such fags.

# Oh yeah, oh yeah #

# Boys #

# Are special in their own way #

# Girls #

# Are special like a birthday #

# We'll always be dancin' #

# And singin' it loud #

# Aah # Ahh # # Ahh # # Ahhhh #

Here he comes!

# I like havin' fun #

# In the hot summer sun #

# And grooving to the beat #

# When my homework is all done #

# If you ask me what I know... #

Who the hell is that?

That's Bridon Gueermo.

He's just a third grader,

but he can sing and dance better than anybody!

He's already seen High School Musical 3 over 100 times!

#... everyone is special in their own way #

# Special in their own way #

# Let it out party people #

Are we the only ones here who are completely confused?

Yeah, I guess we better check that movie out.

# You got to go with the status quo #

# If you wanna be a regular joe #

# Come on now #

# And your dreams are only a beat away #

# Don't let 'em tell you no #

# You got to go with the status quo #

# Keep singin' about the status quo #

# That's the phrase we know #

# Get down now... #

This... is cool?

# Sing about what we know #

This is cool?

We are really getting old, you guys.

# Goin' with the status #

# Go with the status quo #

# Go with the status #

# 'cause that's where we should go... #

It says this D.V.D. sold more copies than any D.V.D. ever made.

They just released part three in theaters and it made 80 million opening weekend.

Well, I'm out, guys.

If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done.

I no longer have any connection to this world.

I'm gonna go home and kill myself.

Good-bye, friends.

I don't care how popular being like these kids becomes,

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it either-- Kenny?

No fucking way I'm doing it.

All right, we promise?

We have to swear to each other right now we'll never become this.

- I swear. - I swear too.

Okay, good.

What happened, I thought you were gonna kill yourself.

I tried.

Went to sleep in my Mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on.

But you didn't die?

Freakin' hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore.

All right, kids in seats, kids in seats.

Today we are going to discuss the Berlin Wall.

This was a wall in Germany

that actually separated the communist east side

and the democratic west side.

# East side west side #

# Whatever side that you're on #

# As long as we care about each other #

# We can still all have some fun... #

Oh, man.

# Don't sweat what you might get #

# By seeing the other side as a threat... #

Oh, you kids!

# We gotta learn to all get along #

# East side west side #

# It doesn't matter to me #

# We gotta learn to power through and set each other free #

# Don't care what other people wear #

# Or the way they like to style their hair #

# Neither side is right or wrong, that's why we got to all get along #

God, this sucks!

Do you feel like maybe you're l-l-losing her, S-Stan?

I don't know.

There's nothing I can do about it anyway.

Maybe you should just talk to her.

You know, a little conversation.

Tell her what you feel.

# Sometimes ya feel like there's a b-b-burnin' inside ya like a-- #

Just stop.

All righty then.

Uh, Wendy...

Hey, Stan.

Look, I just want you to know,

if you want to, you know, be with that Bridon kid, then you should.

What?

I mean, I see the way you two are together and I don't wanna be in your way.

Stan, that's ridiculous.

- It is? - I would never leave you for Bridon.

- Really? - No way!

That'd be stupid!

I wouldn't have a chance with Bridon. He can be with any girl he wants!

There you go. Feel better, p-pal?

What am I supposed to do?

I can't just sit back and watch some kid steal my girlfriend away.

I mean, Wendy says she'd never leave me for him,

but what if she just doesn't wanna hurt my feelings?

She said he could get any girl he wants,

and that means if he wanted, he could have my girl.

This is all so crazy.

I mean, really, how could my day get any worse?

No, no-- no, I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it!

Awww! Come on!

No, fuck off, I'm not doing it!

Aw, jeez, you're no fun.

- Hey, Bridon! - Hey.

- Hi, Bridon. - Hi.

Hey, Bridon!

Hey.

Hey, kid, over here.

Hey, uh, listen...

You know this whole singing and dancing thing you do,

I think you need to, uh, ease off a little bit.

Huh?

Yeah, look, I know you think the kids in school like you,

but actually they're all getting really annoyed.

- They are? - Yeah, you don't know

'cause you're just a third grader, but take it from me,

you're driving everyone crazy.

I don't blame them.

All that singing and dancing-- I can't stand it.

You don't like doing it?

It just isn't me.

What I really wanna do is just play basketball.

Basketball?

I love it, always have.

I never miss a game on TV--

when my Dad isn't making me rehearse.

I'd love to quit singing and dancing forever

and just play ball.

Dude, you should do that.

You should join the basketball team right now.

- I can't. - Yes, you can.

What's stopping you?

It's my Dad.

He thinks basketball is for sissies.

If I don't do what he wants, he beats me.

No, dude, listen, you need to take a stand and tell your Dad what you want.

Really?

When you grow up and you're a fourth grader,