Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown

Kyle would you quit...

The flaming J!

It's Dapper Jack! It's Dapper Jack!

Come on, over here!

Y'all say "Cowboy!"

Cowboy!

The travel guide was right.

Sorghum City is a rootin'-tootin' good time.

Hey! Who's this guy? Looks like a real cowboy.

Momma, who's that?

Oh, look, honey.

They're putting on some sort of show.

Best vacation ever!

Worst vacation ever!

Let's run!

* Yeah! *

- * Yeah! * - (HOWLING)

* Don't stop, ride on *

* Don't stop, ride on *

* Yeah! *

* Scooby-Dooby Dooby-Dooby-Doo! *

* Don't stop, ride on *

* Got my saddle and my stirrups *

* Got my bridle and my reins *

* Halter bits and harnesses *

- * Horse blood in my veins * - (SCOOBY HOWLING)

* Got everything a cowboy could ever need, of course *

* But I ain't got no horse *

Like, singing makes me hungry.

Everything makes you hungry, Shaggy.

Yeah, everything.

It's true! Even eating makes me hungry.

Oh, come on. I know there's gotta be

some Scooby Snacks in here somewhere.

Scooby Snacks?

You'll be able to eat soon enough.

We'll be in Sorghum City in a few minutes.

Hey! Thanks for inviting us along to your cousin's place.

You said she found you one some genealogy website?

Hmm?

Yep, and she was so eager to get to know me,

she invited me to her dude ranch.

Like, with guests.

I think this is our exit.

Let me check!

I've got the dude ranch's site up on my tablet.

It looks like a nice...

Oh, no!

What?

This is terrible!

Look at this! They used El Kabong font!

The whole website is El Kabong!

What is it? A "Lost kitten" flier?

Using El Kabong is like putting salt in someone's eyes!

In everyone's eyes!

We've had this talk before Velma.

A healthy person does not get this upset about fonts.

Found one!

One?

Rock-paper-scissors.

One, two, three...

That is not how rock-paper-scissors works and you know it!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

It looks like this dude ranch has some fun activities.

Roping, riding, even river rafting.

Those are all words you can pronounce, Scooby!

Roping, riding, river rafting, ractivities.

And there's a barn dance.

I have the perfect outfit.

This should be fun as long as my horse allergy doesn't act up too much.

I hope my medication works.

Look! Now entering Sorghum City.

One more time!

Please not one more time.

* Ridin' along the trail Nothin' but cow tails in my sight *

Huh. Where are we supposed to turn?

I don't know.

Was that B street or...

Can we just ask directions?

Why am I the only one who ever wants to just ask directions?

I'll ask!

Like, I speak cowboy!

Howdy, partner!

- Why, can you tell me where I can find... - (GASPS)

He's back!

Pardon me, ma'am.

- Howdy! - (WOMAN SCREAMS)

Must be something wrong with my accent.

Partner, part-ner, ner-ner-ner.

Part, partner, par, partner, par...

Howdy, partner! Huh. It all sound good to me.

We're looking for the Crazy Q dude ranch.

Uh, well, what you want to do is,

make a left turn there at Elm and then...

- (NORMAL VOICE) I don't get it! No one will talk to me. - (EXCLAIMS)

Help! (PANTING)

Why am I so scary?

Maybe it's the hat. Come on.

Come on, Shaggy.

No! Everybody screams when they see me.

I'm staying right here!

He'll come out when he's hungry enough.

- Definitely. Nope, I'm never coming out!

Is this Shaggy's cousin's house?

Looks like it's seen better days.

Uh-oh.

- What? - I smell...

Horses.

Oh, hello there!

I'm Midge Gunderson, this is my husband Andy.

Howdy-doodle!

Andy Gunderson, Gunderson Tanning Salon and Lawn Mower Repair.

Here's my card.

Oh, bless you, you got allergies, hon?

I always carry some allergy pills,

and antacids and aspirin. Oh, is this a cat toy?

We don't have a cat!

I'm just waiting for them to kick in.

- I... - Oh, this is my daughter, Debbie.

It's Desdemona now.

How many times do I have to tell you? Ugh!

And my son, Buddy.

* Howdy y'all, I'm Buddy G *

* At the Crazy Q with my family! *

Oh, my gosh, it's Buddy G!

That kid with all the videos?

- Oh, that's our Buddy. - (WHIMPERS)

Singer, rapper, interweb sensation.

Buddy's performing at the rodeo,

but we're also having a little vacation

so Buddy can get away from all the pressure of...

Celebrity!

You'd be surprised how crazy his fans can get.

Oh, my gosh!

I just have to get your autograph.

- Um, here, just sign this! - (GRUNTS)

Mmm. Usually they're a little younger.

Anyhoo!

Buddy is really excited to be here

and finally have a chance to ride a horse.

- Right, Buddy? - (HORSE NEIGHS)

He really loves horses. He just has some issues.

Do you think people can't hear you when you do that?

Don't mind her, she just wants attention

now that her brother is famous.

Everyone can hear you!

Ugh!

There's just something I don't trust about horses.

They're like giant rabbits wearing tap shoes.

Only the tap shoes are for stomping.

This is Dave and David.

No, I'm David, he's Dave.

They're big-shot television producers.

Seriously? So loud!

Oh, and this is Carol and Sharon.

They're sisters.

Nice to meet you!

Water, Sharon?

It's vinegar. Oh, you got me. You got me good that time, Carol.

You totally got me!

Oh, yeah, I got you. I got you back!

I totally got you!

- (HORSE NEIGHING) - (ALL GASP)

Oh, no! I think that one is getting ready to attack us.

Howdy, Crazy Q guests!

Never mind Buckstitch.

He can't hurt you from behind that fence.

But stay away from that critter.

He's the meanest, nastiest varmint in these here parts.

They call him Buckstitch, because when he bucks you off,

they have to stitch you back together.

By the way, I'm Larry.

- And this is Kyle. - (VELMA SNEEZES)

Ugh. Hi.

Howdy-ho, little lady!

Happy to be here at the Crazy Q?