Twisted Metal

Hi, John, I'm Raven, COO of New San Francisco.

I wanna hire you. Pick up a package, bring it back.

If you go to New Chicago

I will make you a citizen of New San Francisco.

Okay, so since you like to be quiet,

that's what I'm gonna call you, "Quiet."

Is that okay, Quiet?

That ain't no birthday clown.

There's not a person on the West Coast

that hasn't heard of Sweet Tooth.

This is gonna be fun!

Any chance we eat this back in the cars?

Whoa!

The roads out east aren't like the roads here.

There's chaos out there, John.

You know, Stu, I got a feeling you and I are kindred spirits.

Mike!

- Well, you're fucking stupid! - Well, so are you!

What do you wanna name him?

Roadkill.

Congratulations, John, welcome to New San Francisco.

She's not allowed to enter.

So you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy.

Quiet!

No! Quiet!

You're the one who's been robbing milk--

The insiders have been running the show

for far too long, it's time somebody shared the wealth.

I heard you know my brother.

You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here? Pass.

This is where you grew up.

I found my home out there with Quiet.

There's gonna be a tournament,

you will drive, John Doe.

You're gonna help me win.

Slow down, slow down!

Raven, you're crazy.

Holy shit.

Did Destiny just bone Josh and Bryce?

Destiny is such a hypocrite.

Raven, why are we going

to the douchiest graduation party ever?

What if we do literally anything else?

Or we let the fates decide.

Okay, that seems bad.

No, it means things are going to get better.

In a few months, we're going to UC Santa Cruz,

and we're going to leave these losers behind.

Then it's just you and me, Kelly.

First,

we gotta take Destiny down a peg.

You carpet munchers better not be doing any witchcraft.

This is a house of the Lord.

Tarot is just for fun.

It might reveal something you didn't expect.

Do us. Come on.

Maybe it'll reveal why you're so hot, huh?

Oh ho, yo!

The death card means one phase is ending

as a new one begins.

We're graduating. Duh.

Whoa!

What the fuck?

You have new life...

...inside you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We only do anal.

Oh, sorry. What? What?

Everybody knows.

There might be deceit in the relationship.

Is Destiny your destiny or someone else's?

Enough! This is nothing but a bunch

- of unholy demon worship! - Wait.

Some people just can't handle their dark magic.

Honey bear?

Honey bear, I'm coming.

Destiny! Oh...

You okay? What is it?

Who did this?

Oh, god!

Destiny! Destiny!

Kelly?

Kelly, where are you?

Ah, shit!

John Doe, pizza delivery man.

Hey!

You guys go ahead. I'm gonna baptize this church over here.

Goddamn poles.

Oh, shit!

John Doe, pizza delivery.

My eye!

See you in hell!

Let's see.

Alpha Raven is stationed at Kelly's Bar.

Beta, I need you to lead the community meeting

at Golden Gate Park. Keep them in line.

Gamma, put an end to the work stoppage at the wharf.

Remind the port master I'm happy to hold back

on his daughter's medication.

Gotta say,

I still like the first Raven better than you.

Ugh, "Downtown" Raven?

Yeah, everyone loves her.

She did well, fit the look

the public tends to respond to.

For some reason, everyone fears mommy in a pantsuit.

In my opinion, she got too big for her blouse.

You know she's from Molesto?

I think you mean Modesto.

Clearly, you've never been there.

I gotta say,

I didn't like the way she handled you.

The tournament could be announced any minute.

And instead of having a leg up on training,

you've been running around like a jackass.

And I get it.

That girl who shot you in the chest was special.

I had someone special too.

We made dolls of our enemies together.

See, if I want you to feel joy,

you'll feel joy.

And if I want you to feel pain...

Uh-oh, then I get to feel joy.

Try to escape all you want,

but you'll always be here in my grasp!

The only way you're getting out of this city

is by driving my car.

You will help me bring back Kelly!

Who's Kelly?

You've been a bad boy, Jonathan.

That's not my name.

Starting today, you train, you go home, you sleep.

That's it. You're grounded.

- Whatever. - That means no more DVDs.

You can't do that.

You cause nothing but chaos!

Ugh. Get him home.

At least let me take a shit first.

Dump away.

Arthritis acting up, old timer?

If you horses can't work, to the gluer you go.

Now move! We got orders.

They broke through the wall!

Where's the medicine?

Don't make me ask again.

Before the dance.

Dance? What dance?

Word on the coast is that you're making

pharmaceuticals for the insiders.

I'm here to fill my prescription.

That's old news.

They make all their meds in-house now.

Then what's all this?

Lube.

We struck a deal with the Flagstaff sex colony.

Arizona, huh? Gets real dry down there.

Almost as dry as his wife.

Do you think this is funny?

You and your little puppet whores

have been attacking my supply lines.

Insiders all over are dying because of you.

And outsiders are dying because of you.

We are just here to make things even.

What are you gonna do, Mace me?

No, I'm gonna watch you dance.

Can't find that shade of pink anywhere.

Ladies, time to accessorize!

Take everything.

Hurry up! Get the shit!

Help! You gotta help me.

This monster is after me. He's terrifying. Please.

Who? Who is he?

My best friend.

Hey, what's going on?

Yoo-hoo!

Pancake!

So how'd I do?