Yeh Meri Family

Now, for the sports news.

Yesterday, India beat Australia by six wickets

and won the prestigious Coca Cola tournament at Sharjah stadium .

The whole country saw a wave of celebrations.

Prime Minister, Atal Bihari Vajpayee congratulated the country.

And appreciated Sachin Tendulkar for his exceptional performance.

Sachin Tendulkar was named Man of the Match

as well as, Man of the Series .

We now come to the end of the sports news.

The next song, is from the film Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge.

Lyrics by Anand Bakshi, sung by Lata Mangeshkar and Kumar Sahnu.

Music by Jatin Lalit.

This song has been requested by Ashok Meena,

Anand Dwivedi and Pinky Kumar.

Harshu?

Harshu?

Madam?

It's getting late.

Yes, I know.

It's not like he's really getting late.

Couldn't you have taken a glass of water and sat down to study?

You think your mom is a maid.

And this one is still asleep.

-Madam? -Yes? What is it?

I told you yesterday to come in the evening.

If you're here now, wait for five minutes.

Eveything is kept in the way.

Harshu?

Harshu?

This boy will drive me mad.

Mr. Suraj?

Please get the work started upstairs.

It's very important for Dabbu to study.

-Yes, ma'am. -All right.

Hey! What are you doing?

Won't this get ruined if the paint splatters?

I didn't have a cloth.

Did you even ask me once?

I'll give it to you if you just ask.

Please do let me know if you need anything in the future.

Madam? Clothes?

Yes, relax. I'm getting them.

Harshu?

Harshu?

Tell me?

What do you mean by 'tell me'? Didn't you hear me?

Go take a bath. The sun is already overhead.

I can see it right in front.

"The sun has come up!"

Have you gone deaf?

Why don't you answer me?

When I do, you say I keep answering back.

Are you coming down or shall I come up?

I'm coming! I'm coming!

I'm not in the kitchen.

No, that's not the sound of the mixer.

It's that...

That thing that rotates on the floor...

Raveena Tandon?

Don't fool around, man.

It's called a floor-scrubber.

But why is it being used right now?

The cleaning is on.

Cleaning in the summer?

My dear brother had his pre-boards after Diwali,

so they didn't want it during that time.

Now they're celebrating "Dhanteras."

His pre-boards hold more value than my vacations.

Just because he's older

he keeps bossing us around.

How can he always be bossing you around?

It's the three of you.

You should decide by Odds n Evens.

The whole world does it before starting any game.

Dude, Dabbu doesn't even freeze in the "Statue";

Like he'll ever agree to Odds n Evens.

He'll waste the entire summer.

''He'll waste summer''!

You keep whining like a girl.

Are you a Virgo?

Dude, you don't know.

As His Highness has to prepare for his coaching entrance exam,

so this summer, neither are we going anywhere,

nor is anybody coming over.

All this just for a coaching entrance exam!

The entrance exam for Bansal Classes is even tougher than the IIT exam.

Why do I care?

At my uncle's place, my cousins will be having the time of their lives.

While I sit here and watch "Krishi Darshan".

I had even found four new songs starting with the sound "thh"!

Bro, be like Raja.

Not Rancho.

Summer isn't a season.

It's a festival.

If one is sincere,

one can even celebrate it at home.

What are you blabbering?

You can do anything in the summer.

For instance?

For a rupee, you can rent and read a digest and two comics of Nagraj.

Without falling ill, you can have four ice pops.

You can sleep under the open sky.

And if you've read Chapter seven well,

you can even identify constellations.

Apart from blowing vapor out of your mouth, there's nothing you can't do.

You fool,

Summer is the father of all festivals.

He's right.

Summer isn't a season.

It's a festival!

Like in every festival,

the roads glitter with light.

Some new shops crop up.

The rituals of this festival are quite unique.

Like every festival, this one has a God, too.

After adorning a new vestment,

and getting purified by a tullu pump,

Lord Cooler is throned.

Then for the next three months, disciples receive his blessings

with open arms.

Like Diwali, this festival also has crackers of it's own.

But the atom bomb explodes when you meet your long lost friends.

Langda,

Chaunsa,

Alphonso,

Dasheri.

So joyous is the occasion that even the inmates are let out.

All the jails are empty.

Harshu?

Harshu?

Yes, Shanky! Tell me?

Dude...

We also might have to go away after class ten.

So, we only have two summers.

Let's not waste time.

Let us begin.

Great! And from today, we...

Hello, Shanky?

Hello?

Oh, man!

What's going on?

Because of this painting work, the inverter has been disconnected.

Just because you have vacations doesn't mean there won't be any routine.

And what took you so long?

Go brush your teeth and get ready quickly.

What do you keep getting us ready for everyday?

Are we going to fight some war?

Have you forgotten the thrashing you received the other day?

Mr. Suraj.

You all better have tea till the electricity is back.

I'll also have tea.

Tea renders skin darker.

If you care so much for my skin, then let me even have my beauty sleep.

I also want to have tea.

Who'll have Bournvita and grow super fast?

Chitti!

But why grow?

Day and night, it's just milk!

If all the nutrients are in Bournvita, then why have milk?

The buffaloes should directly be fed Bournvita.

Yes, sir.

That's what I had called to say.

Yes.

No, feel free to come anytime.

All right.

-Had milk? -Yes!

-Could have taken a bath first. -I did bathe yesterday.

Even a dog cleans the place before he sits anywhere.

But a lotus blooms only in swamps.

You'll stink the entire day.

And you'll keep sniffing it.

Hey! Go take a bath.

What would Mr. Verma say?

That Keo Karpin?

-What could that gooey one say? -Harshu!

Go take a bath.

Where did Mr. Verma come from?

For Hindi tuitions.

What's all this about?

Since your Hindi's weak, you'll have to study.

I got...

a 58 in Hindi.

I could have said anything and fooled all.

Questions were from outside of the course,

didn't see the last page of the question paper,

the pen leaked at the last moment.

But... I told the truth.

I don't understand the difference between

"style" and "substance" analysis of poetry.

-What? -Oh, wow!

It's been so long since I've heard that!

"Style Analysis".

What was that other thing?

That used to appear like six to seven times in a poem.

No. I mean like...

"...chomped on chunks of charred chicken".

All "Ch"s. What are those called?

Alliteration. Those are called Figures of Speech.

Yeah! Alliteration it is.

Do you know all this?