Pretty Miss Lolly

Hey.

Hey.

Listen, Roberta, can you just take that thing off?

It's insanity, people driving around with their masks on

in their car, it's so three years ago.

It's more to protect myself from dust.

I mean, just look at how disgusting this place is.

You see this?

- It's fine. - Fine?

Where are we supposed to even eat?

Nevermind me, where are you supposed to eat?

I eat by the computer.

I'm sure, you never leave that site.

Meanwhile, your mom's clothes

and possessions are still everywhere.

Hoarding pizza boxes and soda cans.

What about toilet paper

It's fine. Enough.

You never go anywhere.

You never answer my calls and texts, it is fucking bullshit.

Just look at your personal appearance.

Nothing for nothing, but when is the last time

that you went to the barber or cut your hair?

Like you'd come near me anyway.

Who in their right mind would?

You are a snob, and you've turned into a...

What, pig?

I didn't use that word.

That's so kind of you.

And you have separation anxiety from your computer.

I'm doing research.

You are a jack off, on porn sites all day.

You've lost touch with everything, me included.

What do you want me to say?

I'm sorry, you know that I love you,

but I cannot live in the land of diminishing returns.

Then don't.

You don't ever have to come back.

Find my blue sneakers,

send me a text.

Hello.

Yo, you fell out.

What time is it?

It's time to get your snack on.

I was sleeping.

You need to get the blood flowing,

I'm coming over.

- Okay. - All right.

Good morning.

Jesus Christ.

You, my friend, need to find a date.

Yeah, yeah.

Roberta been around?

That's finished.

Damn, you're still stuck on that girl online?

Fuck, I was hoping you cut that shit loose.

Well, we understand each other.

That's that bullshit.

That's Pretty Miss Lolly.

Pretty Miss Catfish.

Lolly, we understand each other.

Get this, I'm losing my friend to a mother fucking NFT.

She's a girl, a woman. Her name is Lolly.

You know, we talk, we share things.

She likes cooking and nature and sunshine.

Obviously you share the same interests.

What if this is AI?

I know what I know. I know.

And you're so informed?

Fine, I'll show you something.

What is that?

It's a ring.

I can see that, anyone can see it's a ring.

Where did it come from?

I bought it.

You got that from the money from your mom?

She didn't want me to be alone.

That's your whole nut, fool.

It's for Miss Lolly, it's for Miss Lolly.

You're gonna help me find her.

Hold on, back up son.

You had a girlfriend, I know, not ideal.

But you're gonna give that mother fucking ring

to that mother fucking NFT online?

You're gonna help me.

Get this, that's some bullshit.

I'm gonna help my friend throw away everything

he's got for some imaginary bullshit.

If it's imaginary, if I'm messed up,

well, you keep the ring and you can sell it and go on

with your life, 'cause I can't.

They got you bad, they got you bad.

You know, sometimes you just know. We're gonna find her.

You know where she is?

Yeah, Ulysses can get us there.

That piece of shit?

When was the last time you even changed the tires?

You ran it in the dirt doing deliveries.

This is some crazy shit. You are unstable.

If you're so right, come along, you know?

Bear witness to me, you'll be a rich man.

You know, let me hold on that ring.

Like a bank? Yeah, like a savings deposit box.

If we find the girl and you wish to give it to her,

who am I to say different?

But otherwise, I'm gonna keep you

from doing something stupid.

Suite yourself.

Here, take the car.

Take it to that mechanic shop you hang by,

there's a charger right there.

You're forgetting something.

If you lose it, I'll have to kill you 'cause I'm unstable.

St. Joseph, help us.

What are you making today?

Chicken parmigiana, it's my favorite.

I love that. Got enough for two?

What fun is it to cook for one?

Well, if I may be so bold,

send me your address and I can join you.

I don't even use a GPS, I know the roads.

Remember I told you I drove all over

the city delivering food?

Yes, I remember.

Tell me where to go, I'll be there.

Well, I'm not finished yet,

so it would be better if we stayed here

and chatted for a while.

I can do both things at once, I think, LOL.

I don't wish to disturb.

Let me know when you're ready.

Dinner is ready, but if you want the prize,

you have to find me.

Challenge accepted, I told you I was a driver.

I can find any address.

I can find the most hidden location,

but at least give me a clue.

I fancy a picnic, for what it's worth.

You don't have an address?

We got to go door to door.

The only other guy I know can pull that off is Santa,

and he ain't real.

Yeah, yeah. How's the car running?

I prefer combustion engines.

And you got the ring?

Yeah, I got the ring.

I hope you have the receipt, I'm thinking we might need it.

I have the clue.

What's that clue again?

She said, "I fancy a picnic, for what it's worth,"

and worth was in all caps.

Oh, we don't have to go door knocking,

we've got to go to every campground, playground, beach,

or national park out there.

It's obvious to me what it means.

Uh huh.

She said, "I fancy a picnic, for what it's worth."

Worth was all caps.

What is the closest park to where we're standing

right here, right now?

I don't know.

Over there, Chatsworth.

Chatsworth, Chatsworth, right?

She knows where I'm at, it's in my profile.

If she's there, I'll bounce. Three's a crowd.

Works for me.

Could she have brought a friend?

It's not her.

Let's ask 'em what's up, right?

Could be a good contingency plan.

Okay, yeah, sure. Let's go.

Good morning ladies. Lovely morning, don't you think?

What do you think?

I think it is, right Roy?

Every day is beautiful.

No doubt, we're looking for a lovely lady named Lolly.

That's Pretty Miss Lolly.

Have you noticed anybody waiting around?

Our friend here, he wants to pop the question.

That's so romantic.

Did you say Lolly?

Yeah, you saw her?

Well, my name's Molly.

So is mine.

What's up with that?

Oh, it's Marigold. It's good for the immune system, babe.

Well, what about Lolly?

Why are you so interested in this Lolly?

She was here, she told me she wanted you to try something.

She made these for you.

She made these. She said she made these?

Come on, babe, just take some.

Yeah, let me see that.

No, no, no no.

I wanna see her, I wanna know where she is.

Well, you said you wanted to see Lolly, right babe?

That's that Malcolm X, I know what you got.

There's only one way to know.

You can close your eyes and feel it.

Feel the energy of the universe.