Royal Pains

Previously on Royal Pains...

- You let a billionaire hospital trustee die

To save some kid off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - You made a mistake.

- This trip is gonna get you back on your feet.

- What trip? - To the Hamptons.

Is this an arranged marriage? - Yes.

Do you want to marry him?

This is a very bad omen.

- Where's your ring? Dit's a bad sign.

Stop it.

- It looks like your family clinic

Won't be up and running until about 2015.

A new proposal.

- You want hankmed to run your clinic?

- Dr. Emily peck. - Are you sticking around?

- I'm setting up my own concierge practice here.

What are you doing here?

- I was called to see a patient.

- You snooze, you lose, Dr. Lawson.

No sudden moves.

This thing could flip on us.

It worked last night.

You have impressive balance.

Well, I was highly motivated.

I think I owe you one.

Do you always keep score?

Thanks for nothing, doc.

Now my nose won't stop bleeding.

Wow.

Yeah.

Mm. Now that...

Is what I call a bridal tea.

I...I really did it.

It's subtle.

Uh, as tattoos go.

- Come on. It's a teeny, tiny flower.

Raj'll love it.

I got the same, right?

Right.

- You got to come. Right now.

I'm kind of busy here.

No, this... this can't wait.

The stripper stole my van,

And I think I killed raj.

You led with the van?

Come on.

I just don't get it.

She usually insists on picking you up.

Raj is in town this week.

They're having breakfast. I told her I'd meet her here.

And now he's made her late.

- She's not late yet, so it's not our business.

Plus she's leaving early?

I'm sorry. Divya's not comfortable

Unless she's at 110%.

You know that. I know that.

I don't think raj gets that about her.

- I'm sorry. Who's marrying her?

You or raj?

And she's not leaving early because of him.

Her mom's throwing a bridal tea

At the Plaza in Manhattan.

Raj isn't even invited.

- Still, it is an arranged marriage.

Like, what if raj takes her for granted?

- It's not fair to judge the guy.

We hardly know him.

- I just want to do my best judging.

I'm gonna confront her.

No, you're gonna drive away.

You're gonna drive away,

And she and I are going to work.

Good-bye.

- On the phone, he complained of chronic sinusitis.

Uh, he's suffered for the past year.

Ooh, that's rough.

- He has a prescription from his doctor in the city,

But he's...

- No, no, no, I'll make that call.

Well, I'll tell you why.

Two reasons... one, I'm the CEO,

And two, see my first reason.

Sorry to keep you, Ms. Katdare.

Pleased to meet you.

Mr. Keller, this is Dr. Lawson.

Ken Keller.

It's nice to meet you.

I hope you're packing some serious pain relief, doc.

- Uh, yeah. So you've got sinusitis?

- Yeah, it started out of nowhere last summer.

I've always been healthy as an ox.

- Horse. - Hmm?

- Anyway, head back. Thanks.

Okay. Does that hurt?

- Mm-hmm. - Good.

Yup, paranasal sinuses are inflamed.

Where do you feel the pressure?

- No, it's not pressure. It's pain.

It's in both cheeks and behind my eyes.

- Runny nose? - Yeah.

- Discharge either green or bloody?

- No. - Halitosis?

No one's called me out.

- Right, but then again, who would?

I mean, you're the CEO. Bend over for me?

Does that make it worse?

Yeah, a lot.

Does the pressure migrate?

Again, it's pain.

- Mm. Well, interesting.

- Okay, Mr. Keller, you can stand up now.

Corticosteroids help?

- Yeah, these do. A bit.

I will write you a refill.

- And we can administer a dose now

To give you some immediate relief.

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Okay, what was that about?

- What? Guy bugged me.

How?

- By stealing my lunch money and my lunch,

Copying my homework, cheating off my tests,

Ransacking my locker, and breaking my nose.

- All that happened while I was using his bathroom?

It happened in junior high.

I see.

- And he didn't even recognize me.

I mean, I was sure as time went by

He'd get what he deserved.

And it didn't have to be federal prison.

You know, I would have been fine

With bald and broke and still stuck living in Passaic.

- Well, looks like he's done okay.

Yeah.

But then again, so have you.

- I never told anyone that he hit me,

But I promised myself that one day, I'd return the favor.

What, and break his nose?

Well...

Well, thank goodness

You've outgrown that adolescent fantasy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's schedule a follow-up.

Hey, guys.

- Hey. - Hi.

- You know what? I'm really sorry.

We already have all the Mary Kay products we need.

Shut it. Hey.

Aren't you going into the city with Divya?

- Well, I was, when I got a phone call from someone

Who I thought could be our first clinic patient.

- You mean the clinic we haven't officially started yet?

Yeah.

But it sounds like a good test case.

A dislocated shoulder.

Those are pretty painful, right?

- They are indeed. Can Divya wait?

- She'll pick me up there. - Nice. Let's go.

Wait. Wait.

Guys, none of this can happen

Until I have data for use of proceeds analysis,

Mapping out a service area...

- We, you can wait here for the data to come visit you,

Or you can join us and get it boots on the ground.

- Now, or after this cartoon ends?

Let's go.

Because...

That should numb you up.

How did this happen?

In the gym.

- All right, come down on the floor.

Easy.

Okay. Down.

okay.

- I know. There you go.

- Okay. - Okay.

Ay.

Yows.

You okay?

That feels a lot better.

- Good. Here, let's have a seat over here.

Easy.

All right.

You have got a high pain tolerance.

That's a talent of mine.

I can smile through anything.

- No, seriously, most people would have called 911.

- Or screamed loud enough that someone else would have.

Like, wow.

And instead

You get to be our first concierge clinic patient.

Yeah, how does that work?

How does that work?

- Uh, well, we're still in an exploratory phase,

Rendering services on a limited basis

That are billable to a non-profit fund

That I have set up...

- Jill, you're gonna bore her to death,

And then we will actually have to call 911.