Ang Babaeng Walang Pakiramdam

Yes,

that's me.

Actually,

that's my butt.

Don't worry,

I'm okay.

I'm no super hero.

I don't have superpowers.

But I can't get hurt.

And like my illness,

I have an extraordinary story...

My name is Anastacia Quingquing...

The girl who can't feel pain.

I'm alright now, mister.

Take it easy, miss. You're wounded.

I need to get you to the hospital.

It's nothing. Look.

Son of a bitch, I'm okay!

Get out of the way, let me through!

I told you you can't just go. Please listen.

Miss, you can't leave.

Keep a close eye on this one. She's been trying to get away.

Miss Quingquing, please cooperate.

Look at you. You're all beat up.

We need to run some tests.

Fuck, I've been telling you I'm fine.

It's our company's anniversary today.

I've never been late, I can't be late now.

Here's my wallet. All my cards are there.

Just charge it to my HMO.

Here at Viva Med with the modern day superheroes of our society,

with our revolutionary capsule

that is number one in killing pain!

We are all excited to introduce this brand worldwide

with the help of our medical superheroes!

So you work at Viva Meds.

"Health is Wealth."

Here at Viva Med,

Healthier is wealthier!

Here, sign this if you're in such a hurry.

You can't leave until your wounds get stitched.

I don't need anesthesia

I've been telling you over and over again!

Miss, with all due respect...

the pain reliever you sell won't help with the pain when we sew your wounds.

Not only the Philippines, but the whole world will shout

'Numbmemex!'

Get, get, aw!

Where's Tasha?

Where did she go?

I don't know, try her phone.

Maybe she's stuck in traffic.

Hey.

You fucker. Where were you?

We've been here for ages.

And what is up with your getup?

What happened to you?

You drive me nuts.

Didn’t you know?

You're supposed to swallow the stone, not rub it against your body.

What's up with those scratches?

Who are you supposed to be?

It's a great outfit. You don't know who I am?

Storm.

White hair, sexy outfit, powerful.

Storm.

Who's that?

You don’t know who Storm is?

Alright, how about this?

Here, Professor X.

Easy enough for you?

Now you look like a salted egg that's gone bad.

Wow.

What about you?

Cat suit.

All black.

Catwoman.

She's Catwoman,

but she ate Batman.

Now she looks like a water buffalo.

You think?

And now... let's take it to the extreme.

We are going to give away

an all-expense-paid trip to three extreme destinations for two!

One is the extreme drop in Danao, Bohol.

Number two is, the ultra-light plane in Pampanga!

And... the Tower Jump in Enchanted Kingdom!

Who is going to feel the excitement and the major thrills?

Congratulations to...

Anastacia Quingquing!

Yay!

Anastacia Quingquing.

Congratulations.

Cheers.

That's your fifth bottle. You might want to slow down.

I'll go get your lab results.

Take better care of yourself. What with your condition and all.

You might not realize that you're hurting your body.

First of all, your body parts and organs.

You're not a superhero.

Get that in your head.

But I really can't make it.

You know what, sis?

I'd love to go with you

but it really doesn't fit in my schedule.

You can't make it?

Even if I adjust the schedule?

Set it to when you're both available.

When do you have in mind?

It's up to you.

What about next week? Are you free next week?

Because we're trying to catch up on our quota and get that car.

Next week would be perfect.

Shit, girl, next week?

I have a…

We have this thing…

a grand eyeball at my church.

I just remembered. Grand eyeball at my church.

Since when have you been part of a church, Eric?

Huh?

Right, uh.

This guy I met on Grindr invited me.

Yes, that's it. I didn't know church could be fun.

There's tons of food. You should drop by some time.

Wow. You love picking on me.

As for me, my friend who sells online

is having this sale for plus-sized women

and they'll put up a stall in the mall.

You know I've been looking forward to that.

Next month?

The freebie doesn't expire till next month.

How about this, I'll cover for the other one so all three of us can go.

Next month.

What about this weekend? Are we cool for this weekend?

So you don't make any more excuses.

We weren't making excuses!

You see...

my dog...

hasn’t taken a bath in three months so I need to bathe my fur babies…

You're assuming we don't want to go with you.

We'd love to,

it's just that...

this weekend...

What?

This weekend… you see, the thing is…

Why?

This weekend. Are you free this weekend?

Go with me this weekend.

Go with me this weekend.

This weekend I'll be coming down with a fever. We'll both be--

there's our Grab. Let's go. Bye!

Congrats!

Love you!

Bye!

Bye!

Go take the other seat.

That's because you're huge.

Bye!

See you, sis! I love you!

Miss!

Miss! Hand me those bottles! Hurry!

Faster!

Ngongo is coming!

Hurry up, I'm closing!

Quickly!

What's wrong?

I'm going to have a hard time. Oh, Christ!

Hello!

I knew it.

It's going to be hell trying to talk to him.

You're so dramatic.

You got pissed off, I just said hello. I want to buy something.

What do you want?

Moenmin.

Fuck. This is what I was talking about.

My nose will bleed before I understand what you're saying.

Try again.

Moenmin.

What did he say?

Moenmin.

Two moenmin. Hurry up and get me two moenmin.

Repeat yourself all you want. I won't understand you!

Oh, I know.

Let's try the usual trick.

Oh, come on!

You want to go through that when it's so easy. I just want moenmin.

You don't want to?

What's this trick you're talking about?

He's going to sing the alphabet and stop at the letter until I can spell out what he's trying to say.

If you don't want to do it then go buy somewhere else.

- It's that simple-- - No, wait.

No, fine. Let's do it.

Game. The usual.

This is going to be fun. Watch.

Go on then, hurry up.

- Game. - Okay, game.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G

H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P…

Mi... Mi...

He said "Mee" but he meant "P"