Flophouse

Yeah! Oh!

Welcome, everyone!

All right.

Welcome to my house.

Welcome to beautiful Highland Park.

This is where I live. I'm Solomon Georgio.

This is James. Hi.

He's one of my boys.

My other boy. My other boy.

Eric - he also lives here, as well.

I'm a comedian - Eric Dadourian.

I live in this beautiful house

with Solomon Georgio and James Johnson.

What's up? My name is Thomas. I work at Sonic.

I love to rollerblade. It's my job.

Thank you for having me, "Room Raiders."

I love to fuck.

Louis C. K., David Cross, Marc Maron

all lived in a house together in Boston.

And they would all, like, help each other write

and like give each other, like, tags on jokes.

And, like, James and Solomon and I

will be, like, smoking cigarettes on the front porch,

and we'll - it'll just feel like,

"Oh, we're gonna know each other forever."

There's comedians coming in and out of town all the time.

Some people stay here for a night or two,

and that's definitely preferred.

And then...

People will stay for like two months.

Yeah. Living in L. A. and, like, making it happen

with this career is very hard. Yeah.

And yeah, we've had some, like, extended stay.

Paula Poundstone. Paula Poundstone.

Paula Poundstone was here for, I think, 13 months?

So, we're here in beautiful Highland Park.

Tonight, we're throwing a great comedy show

here in this beautiful garage, which we have spray painted.

And I've got a lot of great art in there.

Let me tell you what.

Uh, this is a dick

that I spray painted onto this mattress from memory.

My boyfriend, Josh Androsky, used to live here.

I spent a lot of time with these balls

in this particular house.

I wrote "Cosby" here in the corner.

I don't know if you could just kind of peek that.

That was my tag name for a long time

when I went to art school.

And this was before, you know, all the sadness.

I mean, it was going on at the time,

but we didn't know.

You know, we were in the dark.

The holes are from

when we were all teaching ourselves

how to shoot arrows

for no particular reason.

From what I've been told,

the lore of this house,

many a comedian have lived here.

There have been many different types of shows.

Um, it's gonna be great.

I think this is perfect.

We've got the low ceilings,

we've got the nice lights.

we've got the shitty art.

And 20 to 30 chairs,

which will hopefully all be full by the time night falls.

If not, then you've wasted a lot of money, Rupert Murdoch.

We've only got one line going.

I'm gonna shoot that - that GoPro right there.

Yeah.

You'll shoot somebody's eye out!

Look at that shit.

So close. Sorry about your camera lens.

Guys, please eat your crusts!

Please.

Guess what, guys.

Let's do that goddamn show right now.

Come on, let's go.

Give it up for Solomon Georgio. Solomon Georgio.

Ah, you guys, I'm so happy you're all here.

Welcome to my beautiful, beautiful home.

I am Solomon Georgio, AKA, Swallowman Whorgio.

Um...

I, um - mm, something about me.

Uh, gay. I'm gay? Am I?

Let me check, double check.

I'm openly gay.

Well, you know, I take a break, uh...

when I can.

I, um, I did come out to my parents when I was 18

back in the year 2001,

you know, before it was cool.

They're both African immigrants.

Uh, so I don't recommend telling them that you're gay at all.

Uh...

Write them a letter.

They can't read. Thank God.

But of course, my father got upset.

And he said - he literally said "God hates gay people."

It's wonderful to hear those words

'cause I'm an atheist.

And telling me that God hates gay people

is like telling me a ghost hates my shirt.

Like, I don't...

...I don't care.

I don't believe in ghosts.

So, they can think whatever they fucking want.

But, okay, let's say I'm not -

let's say - let's say there is a God.

Then why do I look like a perfect angel?

What's -

Are you kidding me? He hates me?

Get out of here. What are you talking about?

If he really hated gay people,

every gay person would have little, tiny baby legs...

...and these gigantic hulk arms they have to walk on,

with just faces smeared off to the side.

And you're like, "Oh, my goodness,

God must hate you."

"I know! Look at me!"

My nipples are hard as fuck right now.

I'm ready for this show.

Every time I do comedy,

every time I'm on stage,

there's a certain point,

if the show's going good,

that my nipples get hard on stage.

But right now the first time it's ever happened

is my nipples are hard before the show.

I've never experienced this before.

My nipples, they're hard right now,

and it's a really scary level of euphoria for me.

Oh, my God, thank you so much, guys.

Wow. Welcome.

Welcome to our house. Wow, yeah.

Talking to my mom.

My mom's like my best friend.

I saw her on Mother's Day.

She's so critical of me.

She said, "Oh, my God,

you look like, uh, al-Qaeda's graphic designer."

Is that true? It's true, huh? I do, huh?

A little bit.

Okay, so, I'm not -

I'm not, nor have I ever been al-Qaeda's graphic designer.

Uh, I was ISIS's cinematographer

for a very short spell,

for just a brief period.

Uh...

It was touch and go, you know.

It was -

I left - I left due to creative differences of course,

you know, on both ends, on both ends -

for me and for them.

Uh...

You know, I didn't really like a lot of their politics.

They didn't like the way I was framing the shots.

They said I was cutting all the heads off.

I said, "I'm the one?"

I said, "I'm - excuse you!"

I said - no, I got mad. No, I got mad.

I said for a second, "No, excuse you.

Who do you think you are?" You know?

This town, baby, this business, I don't need it.

No, no, no, no, it's too much.

I can't take it.

Well, my name's Eric Dadourian.

Thank you so much for coming to my house.

Hey, what's up? We're Nirvana. Welcome back to "120 minutes with Matt Pinfield."

We're Nirvana.

Hey. What's up?

People say we're the voice of a generation.

I'm always like, "What even is that?

That's, like, messed up."

Like... We don't even make music.

That is so windy.

Well, you know one rule about a party -

you can't have a party without a party boy,

so please give it up for Brandon Wardell!

Whoo!

And, so, I've - you know, I've recently -

recently started wearing this, like, iPhone 5/6 charger

around my neck.

You know, keep a spare 4 on me

in case your girl needs a charge, you know?

You know? You know.

You know, though, you know,

I don't keep an Android charger with me, though,

'cause, you know,

I ain't fucking with these Android hos.

Hey! Hey, you know. Hey.

I -

I think AMBER alert should be the term

for when there's, like, too many white girls at a party.

Um, I, uh -

So I do comedy for a living,

which, like, affects your perception

of, like, what amount of money is okay.