The Royal Hotel

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey!

- Sorry, sorry. - Watch where you're going.

Hey. r du svensk?

- What? - r du svensk?

What, uh...? What...? I'm sorry, what?

Oh, sorry, I thought you were, uh, Swedish.

I'm from Norway.

Canada. We're Canadian.

- Wait, what? Canada? - Everybody loves Canadians.

Are you here on vacation or...?

- Uh, yeah, yeah. - That's cool.

Cool.

Whoo!

Whoo!

T'es française, toi?

Oh, uh...no.

- Hey. - Hi.

- What can I get ya? - Uh, two Fosters, please.

- Fosters? - Yeah.

Really?

- There are better beers. - What?

- There are better beers. - I...I can't hear you.

So do you get to have a dance or...?

- Declined. - What?

Your card. Declined.

- Uh... - Hey, mate, what can I get ya?

No, look, can you... can you try it again?

Yeah, I did.

- Who's next? - Two gin and tonics, mate.

Hey, Hanna? Sorry.

Uh...

Hanna?

Uh, Hanna, can I have your card?

- Mine was declined. - What?

It got declined.

- Wait, seriously? - Yeah, I'm out of cash.

Liv...

- It'll be fine, it'll be fine. - It'll be fine?

Woo-hoo!

What?

That's a hickey. Yeah, right...

- Oh, stop. Stop. - Right there. That's huge.

OK, so it's good money,

but what makes it a little tough

is the remoteness of the location.

So you guys are gonna be... right here.

It's a large mining area.

So you're gonna have to be OK with a little male attention.

Yeah...

Yeah, we'll-we'll-we'll be fine.

Um - - is there anything a little less remote?

No. Sorry. Not at this late notice.

Will there be kangaroos?

Uh, yeah, sure.

I mean...yeah, we'll take it.

Great. I'll get the paperwork.

Thank you.

What?

Up.

Whoa. Oh...

- Oh, no... - Fuck.

Let me just...

- This is all your fault. - I know.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

Yep.

Like, where is anything...?

Oh, car, car!

Hi.

Uh, is this...? We're here for the Work and Travel program.

- Yep. - Um...

Here's the confirmation letter and copies of our passport

and health insurance.

Uh, bags in the back.

You gettin' in or what?

It's incredible.

The...the landscape, it's...

..really nice.

Hey, hey, a swimming pool.

See? Not so bad.

Come on, boy. Whoop!

Down the back, up the stairs.

Uh, sorry?

Down the back, up the stairs.

Your rooms. Where you're staying.

Oh. Oh, yeah, sorry.

Down the back, up the stairs.

- Wait... - What...?

Did she...? Did she lock us in?

What...?

Keep it locked!

It's a pub, for fuck's sake.

Down the back...

- And up the arse...the stairs! - And up the stairs!

Down the back...

Up the stairs, mate.

What's in here?

Yeah, nope.

It's not it.

- Oh, uh, sorry. - Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

You the new girls?

Yeah.

Where you from?

Uh...Canada.

You?

England!

England!

Uh, do you know the wi-fi?

- Liv. - Yeah?

My shower's not working.

What?

The shower, it's...it's not working.

Oh, my... OK.

Uh...let me see if...

- Yeah, tap. - Can you do the tap?

Hey!

Oh, my God!

- Hey! - That's so cold!

Fuckin' get 'em off!

The taps!

Weir's at 13. Yeah?

It's dry as a nun's.

Yeah? 12 and we're fucked. Get it?

Oh, Jesus.

You speak English, don't youse?

Yes, of course we do. We... We're both fluent in English.

Spanish too.

A little Portuguese.

Smart cunt, yeah?

Think you're a smart cunt?

I like that.

Could use one around here.

Right, get some clothes on. It's not that kind of place.

What did he just call me?

Oh, my God.

Right.

Gold is for a Cold Gold, yeah?

Red for Redlands, even though it's green - in a green can.

And green is for anything in a green bottle. Yeah?

Very simple. Green bottle, green sticker. Yep?

Gold, gold.

Green, green, except when it's not or when it's red.

And the lights... Well, no-one drinks the lights, so...

Craig drinks the lights.

Right, Teeth.

Teeth gets his first for free.

Like that.

You see Teeth sit down, you get him a beer.

Yeah? Get it?

Got it? Good.

Right.

Your meal tickets... they go in here.

- Hey. - Yeah?

What's that?

Carol will give youse a bell when it's done.

Won't ya, Carol?

Eh, Carol?

Now, you gotta slam it.

Yeah? You gotta give it some or she'll stall.

- OK. - OK? Have a go.

Um...

- No, slam it. - How...? Like that?

No, don't just fuckin' look at it. No, mate. You gotta...

Oh! OK, yeah.

- Yeah? Right? - Yep.

- You got it? OK. - Mm-hm.

Where are you girls from? Where? Where you from?

Canada.

Oh, yeah? Like moose and that, yeah?

Yeah.

Liv, Liv, which one's Cold Gold?

- It's the yellow. - Yeah, which one?

The other yellow. The top one.

You're not listenin'! Gold!

Who have I gotta shag to get a beer round here?

Right, Glenda needs a beer!

- How much for a kiss? - Useless.

Here, here, here. Here, here. Over there.

- Where? - Spanners.

Spanners. Spanners gets a Red. Down the end.

And get those bins out.

Hey, uh...need me a cider!

Hey! I'm just lookin' for a girl who can get me a cider.

- Cider? - Yeah.

Uh, Dickens.

Dickens Cider?

Yeah, that's it. That's the one, yeah.

So...so, what is it? Which one do I want?

Dickens Cider?

- Yeah, sure. - Where are they?

- What's that? - The cider.

- Nah, but which one? - Dickens Cider.

Only if she's lucky, sweetheart!

Get him a Goldie.

Just get him... get him a Goldie.

Fuck. Oh!

You right?

Um...yeah.