Mang Jose

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Haven’t I told you? You know that I don’t like being around that building.

How was I supposed to know?

We got a lot of calls but no one paid after.

What a bunch of scrooges.

This lacks some spare parts.

Hey, Charlemagne!

Hello?

Is that thing fixed?

Juz.

Juz?

Juz so.

Juz so you know, I'll strangle you.

Easy now.

No, fix that.

You know very well the whole Mang Jose business

depends on that armor.

I told you, I’m on it! Can’t you stay still for a bit?

Good morning. Didn’t know you were awake. Now I can bill you.

Pay up?

Pay up?

Pay up.

Because we helped you. That’s the deal.

Mang Jose’s services are not for free!

Mang Jose?

Are you Mang Jose?

NEW SUPERHEROES OF THE PHILIPPINES?

DEFENDERS

KIDNAPPING IN DACAC!

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1998

WOAH, WHERE ARE THE SUPERHEROES? ARE THERE HERO-NAPPERS?!

DACAC CITY - WHO IS THIS KIDNAPPER WHO IS

ALLEGEDLY RUNNING AFTER THE MASKED VIGILANTES HERE?

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO CAPTAIN LANDO?

WHY DID HE SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

Did you hear the news? Super Lapu-lapu has gone missing.

Hey, Oldie, pay up!

I don't have--

Hurry!

What the?

Who are those thugs?

You better close up, they’re coming!

You? Pay up!

That’s really how you say good morning, huh?

This is not enough!

You! Pay up!

I have nothing to give, Boss.

You're hiding your payment!

Granny Ida, where's your payment?!

We see many customers the other day!

And you even go to the beauty parlor!

Oh dear!

Perhaps I can pay with….

noodles?

Bottled water.

Food? What do you want?

If you don't pay,

we'll get this!

Please, no! Not Sprat Lee!

Sprat Lee?

That's the name of my plant.

I want that!

Please, don’t! Give it back!

Don’t take Sprat Lee from me!

Help! Help!

Somebody help!

Give Sprat Lee back!

Hey, did you check this armor?

Of course! All good under the hood!

Go for it, meter’s running!

Mang Jose! Mang Jose! There they are!

Who are you?!

Ugly cosplay!

You're not allowed here!

Geez, they rubbed off on me.

Sorry!

You police?

Me?

The name is Mang Jose.

If you don’t put an end to this,

I will make you steamed buns--

You, dumplings. And you,

xiao long bao!

Rock and roll!

Kung Fu, huh!

Hah! Fool!

Didn't know sausages can hurt.

Granny Ida,

don’t hesitate to call me next time you need our help.

Boss. One-hit Combo now ready.

Cool!

Catch me!

You're dead.

One-hit Combo fail!

Armor Malfunction.

Now, what?

Jet Li?

Bruce Lee?

Jackie Chan?

You're all idiots!

Boss.

One-hit Combo now ready.

Low battery.

Change battery.

Change battery.

Your armor’s a dud again!

Change battery.

I thought you’d fixed this?

That really works. The pieces are just new.

Maybe we could deduct the ruined stuff from the bill?

What was your deal?

Here.

Here’s her text message:

"The Chinese are all over my canteen. Willing to pay."

But you said “willing to pay,” Ma’am!

But I didn’t ask for my canteen to be ruined.

Well that’s how it is.

Would you rather your canteen be ruined, or you be in ruin?

Calculating expenses.

Calculating additional fees.

Transportation expenses.

Gasoline expenses.

Food expenses.

Plus value-added taxes.

This is your bill.

Thirty thousand?! Oh my God!

Please, Mang Jose!

I can’t pay off all this right now!

Charlemagne, you take over.

Don’t worry, Ma’am! Cheer up!

We have terms and conditions that will make things easier.

Please, Mang Jose. Have mercy!

Ten tranches, come on!

They’re here?

Okay!

Mother King,

we finally managed to pap this... Chubby Lando!

We're so exhausted. But whatever!

Lando.

The superhero Lando!

How are you?

Oh! Sorry.

Could you remove his gag? Lance, please?

Mother King!

How dare you! Let me go!

Feisty!

I super like!

Play fair!

You won’t win!

Correction!

I already did.

Remember, there are still superheroes out there!

Incredible Diego!

Commander Andres!

And Mang Jose!

The superhero for rent?! Ha?

You’re getting on my nerves.

Kwan! Kwan!

You know what to do.

What sugar level, mamsh?

Give him the full hit.

One hundred percent.

No! No!

I know what you’re doing!

I know--

I use it all the time to fish out you superheroes in hiding.

And of course, to spread happiness

and peace.

Free milk tea!

Because happiness should be…

free.

Lando,

get up.

Bark.

Twirl!

Twirl!

Mr. Disco.

Mr. Disco.

Shake it, baby!

Shimmy!

Body dancer!

Body dancer!

Body dancer!

Kwan!

Dress him in the full Turbo Rats gear!

This one caves quickly!

Weakling.

Screw.

This.

Shit!

I have gone to a dozen interviews

and not one of them called back!

I’m jobless!

Is that why you asked me to go out?

Hold it. Of course not!

I mean, can’t a guy invite his best friend for a solid...

As if! Best friend my ass!

You just wanted a treat!

Well, that, too.

Because I am happily to object.