Golmaal

'GOLMAAL NAM GOALU NIM MAALU'

"Topsy-turvy."

"Topsy-turvy."

"My goal and your money."

"My goal and your money."

"Your money."

'God, bless me.'

'I offer prayers to You'

'but You don't give me anything in return.'

Hail Jesus!

You fool, it's Lord Ganesh. - Oh, I see.

Lord Ganesh.. - Oh, Lord..

Both are the same.

God, I hope the people thrash me in the election this time.

Will you be able to endure if they thrash you, sir?

You idiot, I am talking about vote. - I..

Be quite. - I was just kidding.

Okay. - Please forgive him, God.

God, if I win the election

I'll first get this temple transferred in my name

and then work towards its progress.

And if he loses, I'll make him beg for alms outside the same temple.

You idiot.

Sir, you need to think about both, positive and negative.

I do have to think about it, I know.

Only then it makes sense.

Come. - Let's go.

God.. - Why?

Let's go. - You idiot, come.

Did you pray to God that I become the chief minister?

I prayed that I become the chief minister.

Excuse me, sir.

Why do street dogs..

Sir..

Don't call me sir.

For a small change, offer me note instead of coins.

He stinks. Oh, my God.

Just for a change. Look.

Idiot.. - Never mind, at least offer me that banana.

Your timing is great.

"The beggar.."

Lord Mahadeshwara.

Oh, my God. Why did you peel the banana?

I would've kept it and ate it later.

Now, the two of you and I are wastrels.

I will kick you. I said it to him.

Call yourself a wastrel, people will agree

do not call us wastrels.

You're right. Say it again.

He's diabetic, that's why he gave it to you.

Otherwise, he himself would've had it.

Did he ask you from which disease I'm suffering from?

You've been crossing your limits lately, DVD.

Calm down. - Just shut up.

Look, handsome..

You don't understand my logic.

What does MLA stand for? Tell me.

Man with love and affection.

I'm an ex-MLA. That's why, I have let it go.

Whatever I give to anyone

there should be no account of it.

But when I take something from someone

it should be with me forever.

You won't understand what I'm saying.

You eat banana and be happy, God will show you the right path.

I shall leave. Let's go.

Eat it fast. Or else, he'll come back and take it away.

Oh, my God! - Sir..

Sir, did God show you the right path?

Go away..

You idiot, answer the phone.

Hello, Sakalakala Venu here.

You idiot, I'm Gante Gopalaiah's PA speaking.

Tell me, sir. - Idiot, it's 8:00 p.m.

Sir is worried and he's sitting comfortably.

Where is the photographer?

Please calm down, he'll be there in sometime.

Scold him. - Send him soon, you idiot.

I regret having a photo studio.

My grandpa's property and my father's desire

and it's me who has to run it.

Gopalaiah's PA is upset

because I've not sent the photographer there.

All the workers are absent today. What do I do now?

Excuse me, sir. Are my photos ready?

Please take your seat. Just two minutes.

Sir, when did you get your pictures clicked?

I got them clicked yesterday morning. - Excuse me.

Hello. Sakalakala Venu speaking. How can I help you?

Take the order, chilli chicken, two plates, mutton fry, one plate

mutton soup, plane and helicopter.

Plane and helicopter? What do you mean?

Plane means ears and helicopter means tail.

Sorry, wrong number. - Wrong number?

Isn't this Bettappa's hotel? - No.

This is SKV Photo Studio.

Idiot.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Sir, wrong number. It's quite common.

By the way, when did you get the photo clicked?

Excuse me.

Sir, is it ready or not?

Sir, please leave..

Someone called me a while ago and abused me.

It must be him again, I will teach him a lesson.

Hey, this is not Bettappa's hotel.

Idiot. - How dare you call me idiot?

You and your entire family is idiot.

What will you do to me?

Tell me where you are.

I'll complain to Gante Gopalaiah and get you killed.

Hey, do you know who I am? I'm PA.

I don't care if you know his PA, he's wastrel himself.

He's good for nothing, he can do nothing to me.

Let me tell you something. You can do nothing to me.

Do you know who I will bring? - What?

Will you bring his PA? You fool, if you bring his PA

I will bring Gopalaiah, confront me if you have the guts.

You idiot, come before me.

Why did you fall silent? Did you get scared? Answer me.

I'm not a coward.

It's me, Latest DVD speaking.

You said I can do nothing to you. - Oh, my God.

Wait and see how I will rip you into pieces.

Oh, no. Sir, it's you? Well.. - Hey.

Why hasn't any photographer come yet?

Sir, he will be there any moment.

Hurry up, else I won't thrash you

I will make your life miserable.

Did you understand? Come.

Oh. What do I do now?

He is looking at me.

Sir, you..

I got a passport size photo clicked yesterday morning

and I have also paid the entire amount.

Sir, what is your name? - Chakravarti.

Oh, my God.

Why? What happened?

Sir, actually the reel got ruined

but don't worry.

I'll click your picture and deliver it to you by evening.

Then do it right away.

Sir, the fact is, I don't know how to click pictures.

My photographers will come and click your picture.

Don't worry, they will be here.. - Excuse me.

Who is it?

Yes, ma'am, how can I help you? - Are my photos ready?

Please give it to me soon.

I need to go to Bangalore by bus at noon.

When did you get your photo clicked? - Yesterday afternoon.

Two minutes, please sit. I'll be right back.

His phone is ringing constantly.

Where did he go? Why isn't he back yet?

Sir..

Sir..

H.. - Hello. I can't tolerate your son anymore.

I told you not to move around the house naked

but you didn't listen to me.

Now, your son is moving around the house naked.

Like father like son.

Idiot! Don't go outside the house naked.

You don't listen to me, let your father come home.

I will thrash both of you, only then you'll see sense.

You've not given me any happiness. I will teach you..

Sir, call for you.

Sir..

Hello. - You idiot.

Excuse me, which number do you want?

What's your number?

Please note down, 32526282.

I didn't ask you to sing. Hang up the phone. - Hey..

Sir, what about my photos?

What is your name? - Preeti.

Oh, my God.

Even her photos got ruined along with mine.

What happened? By the way, what loss did he suffer?

I don't care, I need my photos. I need to go out of town urgently.

Stop.. Ma'am, ask him.

Yes, ma'am. The reel got ruined when it was exposed yesterday.

Are you crazy? How dare you give excuses?

I paid you money yesterday.

You're not giving it to me for free. I've paid you money for it.

Stupid! Idiot!

I regret for choosing your photo studio.

You're refunding the money. Take it back, I don't want it.

Shame on you.

Ma'am.. - Stupid.. - Ma'am..

A girl should be like her.

I don't want the studio, it's giving me sleepless nights.

It's the same blood.

It's mine. - Yes.

"I am dreaming all day because of you.."

Hello.. - Why are you delaying so much?

If you don't do the needful soon, you'll be in trouble.

I'll make you see perfect sense.

Sir, please don't.

Your photo session is being delayed because I want it to be unique.

Don't worry, sir..

My photographers will be there in a jiffy.

Hey, come! - Okay, sir.