Royal Pains

Previously on royal pains...

- You let a billionaire hospital trustee die

To save some kid off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - You made a mistake.

- This trip is gonna get you back on your feet.

- What trip? - To the hamptons.

- I can't believe you didn't tell me

That dad took all our money.

You should go. - It's not what evan wants.

- It's what I want. - At some point,

You're gonna have to forgive him.

- At some point, you're gonna have to realize I won't.

- My dad's not here right now. I'm tucker bryant.

Hey, I got you, I got you.

Tucker? Oh, my god.

- Why didn't you tell me you were a hemophiliac?

- He slipped rushing down the stairs.

We had an argument. Tucker didn't want me to drink.

- If you don't enter a structured rehab,

Chances are you're gonna relapse.

Hank was right.

Didn't dad fire you? - He did.

From being your doctor.

Not from being your friend.

- I'm gonna miss you so much, tucker.

I'm gonna miss you too.

- I'll tell them I'm coming down with

An inflammatory autoimmune disorder.

Libby...

- Other counselors can cover for me.

- So my family drama just went shakespearean.

Big deal. - You need a support structure.

- Well, oliver's back from school.

Finally. He'll keep me occupied.

- This is a guy who had to stay for summer school

Or flunk out?

- Don't be so judgmental. He's like family.

But nothing like my family.

Come on. You're stalling. - No.

- It's time. - No!

Yeah.

- I love you. - I love you too.

Off she goes. -

Oh!

Ha ha!

Hey, man.

- How was the party last night? - Awesome.

If you weren't married,

We could have rolled together in that hot ride.

I thought you crashed it. - I did. This is version 2.0.

- Oh. Let's see if you learned how to drive it.

I will race you to the vats.

- Ha. Are you going to an accredited university

Out in cali?

Because here on the east coast,

We know that a ferrari can probably beat a forklift

Without leaving first gear. - Let's make it interesting.

Name the stakes.

- Whoever gets there last has to get a bad haircut!

The only problem is you already lost that bet!

Ha ha!

You're ridiculous.

Whoo! Yeah!

♪ ba ba da ba da buh buh buh buh ♪

Come on, baby. We got it.

We got it.

oh...Oh...

Ollie?

Oliver?

Oliver!

Ollie!

What just happened?

I...Don't know.

I...Just couldn't keep my eyes open.

Okay.

I know.

I'm late.

Yes. I'm late.

You're angry...But you're not gonna stay that way.

Not after you have that black ham and brie sandwich

You know what they put on it just for me?

- What? - Huh? A little apricot relish.

To die.

- It figures that you'd have this town wired already, dad.

Well, I like this place.

- I thought you were staying with newberg.

Living with her? No.

We're keeping it young, fresh, you know?

And, uh, physically exotic. - Thank you for that, dad.

I don't have to sleep at night anyway,

So good, good.

- All rit, now, e's gone for the weekend.

When she comes back, we're gonna have a barbecu

If you want, you can invite hank.

- He keeps pretty busy with work, dad.

- E-every day... Of the whole summer?

Would you buy a hunger strike?

He just won't come.

- And you know that without asking.

- I just know how you guys left it

Last time you saw each other at the restaurant, right?

Nothing's anged since then, and...

I'm sorry. - No, no.

There's nothing anybody can do about it.

I mean, you can't just magally

Make something go back to the way it wa you know?

Right.

- You ready? - for what?

Feast your eyes.

Oh, my god!

That was the best day ever. - Yeah.

I thought you should have it. - Really?

- Yeah. You get a little frame,

Put it rig up on the wall.

So that hank could see it?

I can't do this middleman act anymore between you guys.

- All right, so I thought maybe it'd be great

If he remembered a time when we didn't need a middleman.

Right now we don't need a middleman.

Just a good appetite. Come on.

Two black ham.

Hi.

- Is there someone who might know

Where tucker bryt is?

He's right up there.

Excuse me.

Hi. Do you know where I can find tucker bryant?

Uh, find oliveambrose,

And that's tucker attached to his hip.

You the doctor? - Yeah.

- This way. Thank god he's all right.

Yeah. Thank you.

Are you all right?

Oh. Uh...Yeah.

Juste have this big event tomorrow.

Mm, I saw.

Every piece of stemware in the hamptons

Was in your driveway.

- As the prep gets more intense, so do the headaches.

They put me in such a daze.

- That sounds like a vasospastic headache.

You should really see a doctor.

Ah, it's just stress.

Comes with the territory of being a winemaker.

But just in case,

You should make an appointment with the doctor.

With us. If you want.

Thanks.

My toe is killing m

- Yeah. No hematomas to the scalp.

No vertebral tenderness.

- Okay. Lung sounds are equal bilaterally.

- Y-you realize you're north of my toe?

- You are lucky that a subungal hematoma

Is your only real problem.

- Actually, I-I have another problem.

I have no idea what you just said.

- You have blood under your toenail.

- Hmm. Not as cool when you say it.

Must be her accent. - Right.

I think I saw a blowtorch back there--can you grab it?

Mm.

- What are you, gonna spot weld me to something?

I will if you get fresh.

No, I'm just heating the needle.

So how did this happen, guys?

- We were kind of racing the rklift and the ferrari.

, of course you were.

I mean, it was a stupid question, really.

Actually, it was my fault.

Tucker and I have been friends since we were kids.

- My dad was very good customer here.

I'm sure you could imagine.

Would you lie down?

How doeshat lead to racing a sports car?

- That's--that's simple, actually.

Oliver here is a, um... What's the word?

Sociopath.

- tucker... Is a boy scout.

He completes me.

- You know, every time you step into a ferrari,

Something fairly bad happens-- just an observation.

Maybe I should buy a saab.

Give the forklift a fighting chance.

Just relax.

Okay, pressure's released. You should feel better now.

Yeah. He seems quite content.

- So...I'm guessing his toe isn't his biggest problem.

♪ ♪

♪ my independence went away ♪

♪ I didn't listen when it said ♪

♪ rely on yourself ♪

♪ trusting someone else ♪

♪ is a path for the silent gho ♪

- So how long have you been fatigued?

- Ever since I got back for the re-launch.

We switched over to biodynamic a couple of years ago,

And we're debuting the new vintages tomorrow.

- I've heard about that. It's organic.

Environmentally friendly.