Homegrown

147.

There are 147 names for it?

Yeah, well, in English.

If you count foreign languages, there's more.

Come on, Robert.

You come on.

There are more names for it than anything

except for sex and shit.

Sex and shit?

Yeah.

This is a very elevated conversation.

Well, count them. Count them.

Mary Jane, pot, hemp, weed, herb-- that's five.

Refer, dope, hooter, giggle stick,

Muggles, a bag, a lid, an ounce, a pound--

Okay, Robert. Okay.

Okay. Robert, I give up,

okay. Robert, I give up,

out of boredom if nothing else.

You agree that this time I am right and you are wrong.

Reluctantly.

Then you might be wrong about gianni, too.

Just think about it, okay?

And then re-think about it again. Okay?

I've already rethought it.

I agreed with myself.

This is serious, mal.

Everything's serious.

Look, Robert. Let me handle it. Okay?

You're making more trouble than anyone else.

Well, I'm worried.

Yeah, well, that's what you do best.

Good morning, sir.

Sorry.

Comments on the day.

Boys say the crop'll be ready on time.

Boys say the crop'll be ready on time.

Well, it has to be.

Thos guys better be working their asses off.

- Spit. - Spit.

Spit. Spit.

Spit.

Spit, boy.

I'm hungry.

Well, you get it after you spit.

Spit, spit, spit.

Spit.

Oh, I told you he couldn't do it.

I can do it.

Then would you do it?

Spit.

Mr. Ty Cobb here.

Mr. Ty Cobb here.

Mr. Lenny dykstra.

Getting ready to spit.

Had himself a good winner down in the Dominican league.

Well?

I'm sorry. I didn't see it. Did he spit?

I wasn't looking. I'm sorry, Harlan. I blinked.

Did you spit?

Can you watch this time?

All right, so you can fucking spit.

All right, so you can fucking spit.

What is it, Jack? Jack, what is it?

Those are called dogs, Harlan.

Do you see it? Uh-uh.

Let's go. Come on.

Harlan, get back over here with us.

In case these are rippers,

believe it or not, we might need you.

Shut up.

Easy, boys.

Careful of my ladies.

Hey, careful of the plants.

Get him!

Come on.

They're coming back.

Dumbass dogs ran right past him.

Come on. Let's go get us some stew.

Did you ever eat rabbit nuts, Harlan?

Hello, ladies.

How you doing today?

Shit.

Missed him.

Heading on up to canyon.

See, Harlan, Carter's a lot like an old lady.

Holy shit!

It's the feds.

Yeah, shit.

Let's go!

Where you going to go, man? They got us.

It's no use.

You know what? Second thought, you better run.

It's going to be a lot harder in jail on you

than it is us.

Than it is us.

You're too pretty, man. Run.

Shut up.

Oh, he doesn't like to be tested.

Does he?

There you go, sir.

What the fuck?

It's done. Over.

Oh, god. Shit.

Oh, god, Jesus.

Malcolm? Malcolm?

Okay, we gotta get out of here, guys.

Come on. Let's go.

Christ, is he dead? Is he dead?

He's got six or eight bullet holes in him.

Of course he's dead. Come on.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure. Let's go.

How can you tell?

Yes, he's very fucking dead, Carter.

Now, let's go.

You can tell from just doing that?

Yes, I can tell! Come on.

Yes, I can tell! Come on.

You know they're going to be coming for the dope.

Now, move it.

Hurry.

All right, shit.

Move it! Okay.

Dude...

I've never seen a body.

Any kind of dead body, let alone a--

Any kind of dead body, let alone a--

Me neither, man.

Did you see his fucking eyes, man? Shit.

Why don't you guys just calm down?

We're going to be fine. All right?

Why don't you fucking calm down?

Can we not be macho assholes for five seconds, please?

A man is dead.

Our boss just fucking lost his life.

And we lost something, too,

besides, the last five months of our lives.

Besides, the last five months of our lives.

This is just-- This is fucked up.

I lost 40 grand.

Did you say 40? I was only getting 16.

Yeah, well, that's the going rate for assholes.

I'm not an asshole.

Oh, yeah, you are.

Harlan, listen. The reason that you get 16 is because it's your first year.

Oh.

This is weird.

Oh, shit.

Where the fuck are they?

Okay, so we'll do it then, right?

Let's move it. Come on.

Move.

Carter, y'all go for the crop, okay?

But just get enough so we can sell it easy.

Think someone's coming. Move it.

Shit. Sorry.

Harlan.

Come on, Jack.

Jesus, come on. Come on.

Okay. All right, let's do it.

I'll get the truck at Malcolm's if it's safe.

Come on, Harlan. Move it.

Just want our salaries. No more.

Come on, sweetheart.

Come on, sweetheart.

Gotta pray Jack's okay at Malcolm's.

Damn it.

I'll find somebody to buy this shit.

Yep.

Carter, couldn't we take a few more for luck?

Carter, couldn't we take a few more for luck?

Yeah, bad luck.

We did it. We really did it.

We did it. We really did it.

Did what?

Well, that was the most dangerous part, right?

Harlan, whatever part you're doing is the most dangerous part.

Uh, you know what?

Why don't you just-- Just wait here?

Here means here, by the way.

Not over there, not over there.

Not over there, not over there.

Don't wander around. Just wait.