Taeter Burger

Taeter City is the only bastion of civilization in a world of chaos.

Beyond the borderlands, there is only death and despair.

But remain vigilant, as criminals and terrorists are even inside our walls,

pretending to be your friends and relatives, ready to torture, rape, and murder you.

The AUTHORITY is here to protect you and improve your life.

We have transformed a problem into a valuable food resource.

Our Biker Officers tirelessly cleanse the streets of criminals,

replenishing our Mega Slaughter Houses with their lifeless bodies.

Their meat is used to create healthy and tasty food,

which is distributed through our Taeter Burger restaurants.

Respect our laws, and all will be fine.

The AUTHORITY is here for your own benefit.

This Taeter Burger is only available to unemployed citizens who earn less than 100 credits per month.

We can only serve eight customers at a time, so please wait outside until your number is called.

Attention, we're currently out of stock on meat and waiting for supplies.

Thank you for your patience.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

Hey, wait... wait for your fucking turn.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

Come on, mate, it's not your turn yet.

Oh fuck!!!

What?

I can't believe we must eat this shit again!

I wouldn't complain if I were you. Lyophilized meat is better than no fucking meat at all.

Think about all these sorry motherfuckers.

I'm sorry. It's not your turn yet.

I'm sorry. It's not your turn yet.

Why do you keep touching the fucking screen?

There's no meat. There - is - no - meat!

Sit the fuck down like the rest of us, and wait!

Hold on a second. Hey, mister!

Didn't you hear the vending machine?

Hey, stop touching the fucking screen.

This is your last warning!

Move away from the fucking vending machine.

Hey, are you fucking deaf?

Deaf?!?!

Yeah she's right, he's one of those fucking deaf.

Citizens...

...meat is back in stock. Thank you for your patience.

We don't have enough criminals to butcher and feed the population.

And when people get hungry, they get desperate.

And we can't have those mongoloids running around with torches and fork.

Can we?

From upstairs, our glorious Dictator...

...is about to solve this problem permanently.

But he asked us to buy some time, one or two days tops.

We just need to pour some gas on the "fear" factor,

keep the population scared,

let them focus on fear and anger instead of their empty bellies.

We must “under fucking line”...

...the forbidden social groups.

We hate farmers,

political dissidents, aka terrorists,

criminals,

and now deaf people.

Deaf people, gentlemen, they risk jeopardizing the dictator's definitive solution.

Let's go live, cameraman.

Let me put my mask on.

Welcome back with your beloved Caronte.

Initializing

Terrorist Group Commander

Good morning, I am now opening the windows to let in the sunlight.

I kindly request that you occasionally gaze at the bright sky,

as The AUTHORITY has scientifically determined that it can promote positive thoughts.

If The AUTHORITY didn't assign you a home yet, or you reside in the borderlands,

you have the right to use our bathrooms.

They're supplied with clean water

and a food dispenser, all at no extra cost.

Look at them--- the deaf!

They are useless.

They are evil.

They plot in the shadows with their obscure sign language that no one can learn

They are unpredictable.

They are dangerous!

But The AUTHORITY is magnanimous.

We don't kill them.

We force them to do the jobs you great people don't want to do,

while we can monitor them.

You will have top quality services, and the confidence of being safe.

All this thanks to the great AUTHORITY.

You froze again.

I saw it on the cameras.

If you are scared of blood, you don't deserve to live.

Do you know what this is?

In fancy restaurants, they used to serve Live criminal meat.

Now with the food crisis, they use IPTIC.

Pour it on a dead body...

...and it revives for 10 minutes.

Next time you freeze, I'll butcher you on this table.

Then, I'll use Hyptic to revive you and kill you again.

Androids...

Once authority members, they betrayed us,

but we turned them into an example.

A perfect example of efficiency and scientific miracle.

Half human, half robot, without memory or thoughts.

Only loaded with our directives.

Soon they will walk the streets of Taeter City supporting you in every possible way.

Today we are testing them in four selected Taeter Burger restaurants,

before the official launch.

With The AUTHORITY, the future is now.

I don't fucking understand why they gave us this degrading task!

What did we do wrong to deserve this shit?!

Doesn't seem too bad to me.

We just need to fix the damages, check if it works, and monitor it for a few hours. That's all.

I'm not saying this is hard, I'm saying it's degrading.

We should kill these cowards, not keep them alive.

I mean... fuck!!! We are even fixing them!

Somebody's touchy today? Ahahah!

Anyway, fuck you too.

After you colleague.

What's wrong ma'am? You look upset.

Do you want to report anything?

An sexual abuse maybe?

Someone touched your ass?

Nothing?

Nothing? OK, please always remember that we are here to help...

Even those of your kind.

Thank you, officer, for repairing my damages.

I can see that you have also updated my memory with new security software

and connected me to the anti-terrorism hardware located in this restaurant.

We are preparing your meal.

We're dispatching your order to the Waiting Room.

Connected with AGENT H

I've infected their meal with TW.

Trevor is ready too.

Let's start then!

He's NOT responding. USE THE FAN!

Terrorist Warning: Report this logo to The AUTHORITY

Trevor's scream worked 100%.

Please stay away from the windows.

Anti-terrorism protocol initiated.

Please remain calm and await the arrival of The AUTHORITY.

Thank you for your cooperation

Biker's helmet shields from Trevor's scream.

Please stay away from the windows.

Small movements will result in: Warning Amputations.

Large movements will result in: Neutralization.

Flesh and Blood Magnet activated.

Don't fucking move a muscle, Hands up!

Put your left hand over there.

Hawk, a fucking deaf committed a 6-0-5 in the bathroom.

Hawk, do you copy?

Please, madam, remain still.

I have no intention of causing you harm.

But my antiterrorism protocol may compel me to do so.

Please stay away from the windows.

Small movements will result in: Warning Amputations.

Please, madam, I have no intention of causing you harm.